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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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GalacticAcid posted:

tim kaine’s antifa son

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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if only she had held that napkin a lil tighter and a lil longer

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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What's that extremely disaffected millenial voxpop parody. Like there's 5 subjects and they're all like

quote:

Plaid Manbun, veganist, Brooklyn: "I grew up in like Albany man, there's no jobs for a twitter personality there. Williamsburg man, here there aren't jobs either but I can get laid like maybe a couple times. Also, participatin trophies or something. Yolo!" *kickflips away*

and then really weak commentary in between

Carthag Tuek has issued a correction as of 02:02 on Mar 24, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



please stop posting tweets from 500 years ago ok?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



GalacticAcid posted:

read the name of the thread you fuckin retard lol

lol my bad i thought i was in the hot takes thread. sorry y'all

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwlA8kPGt4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



nah posted:

"the villagers"

Very grateful.

clearly a trumpian cadence

e: trumpesque?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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wtf is sprinkles

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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A Handed Missus posted:

Lady Gaga crying in her Rolls Royce on election night



im the driver who hates his job but is ok with getting paid

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Pick posted:

not everyone hates working, bernie bro

wtf i would never vote for bernie... well maybe if i was a us citizen and your weird electoral system forced me to choose but honestly hes too centrist

also i do hate working from a pure heart

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Business Gorillas posted:

Steve Jobs having the incredibly rare pancreatic cancer that isn't a death sentence and deciding to eat cantaloupe instead of getting chemo and dying because of it

really good song though and its one of those songs that white people love who dont like "rap"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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large adult son posted:

what's this about?

steve jobs named his first daughter Apple IIc and then he threw her in the garbage which was both weird and too much

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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logikv9 posted:

steve jobs devised a system where he essentially bought a new car every 6 or so months because that way he could legally not have plates

idgi which of those 6500 cars was his daughter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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frankenfreak posted:

check out sex tape and past

actually its a pee tape

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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prescient

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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those fellas saw a threat on the slope and moved in and protected the senator with a tried & true body tackle + snow blanket

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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long dog meat in my food hole it is very good okay see you later friend

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Yinlock posted:

that one time a chud got so insanely mad on twitter that he jacked off a dog

:what:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Yinlock posted:

someone refused to apologize for calling trump bad and chuds got insanely mad, including one guy who was so furious that he had to post a picture of his dog's erect dick to imply that the other guy's dick is much smaller

"making someone so mad they jack off their dog" is a troll hall-of-fame move

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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nah posted:

the best evidence that politicians are reptile alien creatures is whenever they talk about food. they have no idea what it is

someone post the thing about ted cruz and his obsession with canned soup or whagtever

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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evry day im hustelin

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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TheWeepingHorse posted:

Homophobia is vile, but common. Soviet Yugoslavia is so aggressively stupid, though, loving sublime

also Slovakia was part of Czechoslovakia (hence the name :aaaaa:), not Yugoslavia

also also apparently ivana is actually from the Czech part anyway

Carthag Tuek has issued a correction as of 07:12 on May 27, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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:rolleyes:

i mean i want aliens to destroy the earth as much as anyone but lol no they arent here and they wont be

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the mig-15 was a ufo for a long time

im aware

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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jeb is a mess

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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frankenfreak posted:

Jesus, lay off the fake tan, Shep! :gonk:

something something about hopefuls affecting the afflictions of their "betters" to gain their favor

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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fwiw i would hate america a lot regardless of who won

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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fyi: everytime you get a new president they do some idiotic poo poo in the middle east & yell at various countries and mess with trade agreements.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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well ya know

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i think ol musky hired the bad onion writers to make jokes on his twitter

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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GalacticAcid posted:

Tim Kaine in the Bush Brain!

Tim Kaine in the brain!!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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gay cake is loving delicious as long as its not boring as gently caress wedding cake

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Jose posted:

someone in gbs years ago telling another poster they should use african american instead of black when talking about black brits

anyone ever call elon musk an african american

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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a more benevolent qanon perhaps

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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Filthy Hans posted:

I've seen this picture so very many times and yet this is the first time I've spotted another kid hiding behind Santorum's shoulder

he is like a slightly taller clone of thousand yard stare boy to the right

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i just got a notice that i need to have my student loan paid off by november 2019 lol

its not so much in total but im already having to borrow money off my folks to just live day to day so another 500 bucks a month will be hard to come by

therefore:
:suicide::suicide::suicide:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that is some extremely funny politics poo poo to suddenly remember

stfu i was replying to the lovely old clinton tweet

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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frankenfreak posted:

Those sunglasses make me think "Weekend at Hillary's" for some reason.

my jam i wanna watch this

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-McIdVuY88

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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i googled white rose kids and apparently its toddlers in very short dresses? wtf

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