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hello and welcome back to iron chef cspam season 2!!!!!!! i hope you enjoyed the first spin around and all the incredible food and construction materials that were presented during Ranch Week. if you havent seen it, here you go: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3823171 today, we forgo the avarice of secret ingredients and focus on purity of body and mind and meal by inventing and designing and imagineering the perfect cspam diet. i welcome and invite all of you to join me in this endeavor. the rules are: 1) there will be only one secret ingredient, and you must use it in every dish. the ingredient's flavors should be emphasized in the dish, not hidden. celebrate them!!! 2) you must produce a three course meal. appetizer, main course, dessert. inventing an alcoholic refreshment to go along with the meal is a wonderful way to receive bonus points!!! 3) creativity is important, but so is edibility! there are starving kids in kansas that u should think about before wasting food in a dumb gag that you'll take a taste from and then throw out. make it tasty, then give us a trip report!!! 4) post your recipes!!! especially if its tasty, there is no greater joy in life than to share and be shared in return 🌹🌹🌹 5) the competition will run until the 20th at around midnight, so get your entries in! you've got two weekends to make your wildest fantasies into reality 6) remember this is the part of the dead gay comedy forum where shitposts go to have existential crises so try to have fun!!! also you wont win anything except the respect of your peers~~~~~~~ 7) the rules are more like guidelines gently caress the police namaste the focal ingredient is:  SPAM  :spampop:feel free to experiment with other flavors of spam as detailed by this graded project that our secretary of energy almost failed: http://meat.tamu.edu/2015/09/15/students-sample-spam-products/ or use other weird processed meat food products! support your small business neighbors, or just surprise us with a delicious pork brains in milk gravy ice cream~~  allez cuisine!
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liked, subscribed, yawning ulcer placated, lets do this
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Aug 11, 2017 19:48
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i have no idea what im going to do yet even tho ive been thinking about it a while should be fun~~~~~~
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Aug 11, 2017 19:56
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mormonpartyboat posted:i have no idea what im going to do yet even tho ive been thinking about it a while same. spam seems to be very sculptable and i think i'm going to be taking advantage of this property.
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Aug 11, 2017 19:57
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Al! posted:same. spam seems to be very sculptable and i think i'm going to be taking advantage of this property. It is usually covered in some sort of yellow meat fat jelly. Could be a good piss substitute.
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Aug 11, 2017 20:06
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Whoa. I actually have a can in the pantry right now, left over from a camping trip. Not 100% sure I'll have time to do this this weekend, but if I do, the theme will be Donald Trump's America.  Allez loving cuisine!
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Aug 11, 2017 21:25
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equal parts intrigued and terrified by canned sliced potatoes
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Aug 11, 2017 21:29
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mormonpartyboat posted:equal parts intrigued and terrified by canned sliced potatoes i once severely burned myself trying to fry some up! my dad requested it for his birthday because he used to love them at ymca camp
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Aug 11, 2017 21:52
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Al! posted:i once severely burned myself trying to fry some up! my dad requested it for his birthday because he used to love them at ymca camp go fresh, or nah  also, the graham cracka is rubbin his hands togetha
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Aug 11, 2017 23:21
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Aug 11, 2017 23:24
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eagerly awaiting some disgusting meat sculptures
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Aug 11, 2017 23:31
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i wonder what would happen if you put spam between two pieces of parchment paper and then ironed it
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Aug 11, 2017 23:32
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Al! posted:i once severely burned myself trying to fry some up! my dad requested it for his birthday because he used to love them at ymca camp this is, indeed, the only way to serve them fire fire cleanses all fire and olive oil
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Aug 12, 2017 00:09
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Al! posted:i wonder what would happen if you put spam between two pieces of parchment paper and then ironed it it would probably get rid of any wrinkles
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Aug 12, 2017 00:11
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i have some............ ideas
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Aug 12, 2017 21:42
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ground loving floor. not gonna compete, just here to see the monstrosities that will be created
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Aug 13, 2017 00:36
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i ate spam in the scouts and it tasted good cuz i had just hiked ten miles and i was fukken hungry dammit
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Aug 13, 2017 00:58
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also gently caress you and the ranch you rode in on
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Aug 13, 2017 00:58
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The concept of this thread is hellaciously gay but anyway spam musabi is great and I wish the haiwaian guy at the Travis AFB passenger terminal didn't close up because getting one of those was a highlight of most days (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Larry Parrish posted:The concept of this thread is hellaciously gay but anyway spam musabi is great and I wish the haiwaian guy at the Travis AFB passenger terminal didn't close up because getting one of those was a highlight of most days hey you loving suck get out
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Aug 13, 2017 01:37
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Al! posted:i wonder what would happen if you put spam between two pieces of parchment paper and then ironed it use a waffle iron, serve it on a wafffle, charge five bucks
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Aug 13, 2017 01:39
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Larry Parrish posted:The concept of this thread is hellaciously gay
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Aug 13, 2017 02:04
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i've never had spam what kind of dessert would you make with meat
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Aug 13, 2017 15:08
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:use a waffle iron, serve it on a wafffle, charge five bucks five bucks??? hell here in pdx that would go for 9.50
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Aug 13, 2017 23:36
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got any sevens posted:i've never had spam u will see at least one as soon as work stops kicking my rear end
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Al! posted:five bucks??? hell here in pdx that would go for 9.50 holy gently caress and i thought five bucks was a ripoff!~
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Aug 13, 2017 23:39
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ok i got some spam for experimenting....... the spam desert might be a toughed one but i think i'm going to ask my mothers recipe for candied walnuts and work from there
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Aug 14, 2017 16:34
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You could probably shave the spam thin, caramelize it in sugar of some sort then use the drippings and crispy bits as topping for a sundae. hmm now I know what awaits me on my vacation.
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Aug 14, 2017 18:42
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the hard part will be not frying it for every dish but I'm not sure if you can avoid it considering that its canned spam
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Aug 14, 2017 18:43
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Larry Parrish posted:The concept of this thread is hellaciously gay but anyway spam musabi is great and I wish the haiwaian guy at the Travis AFB passenger terminal didn't close up because getting one of those was a highlight of most days extremely satisfying
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Aug 14, 2017 18:44
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blood for ka wahine ʻai honua
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Aug 15, 2017 05:09
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also oh NOOOOOOOOOOO im getting IDEAS
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Aug 15, 2017 05:10
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Brother Friendship posted:You could probably shave the spam thin, caramelize it in sugar of some sort then use the drippings and crispy bits as topping for a sundae. this is so helpful that as a fellow competitor i have to tell you being this helpful is not good you gave me so much insight and inspiration with this alone! 
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Aug 15, 2017 05:48
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mormonpartyboat posted:blood for ka wahine ʻai honua now, i know you are goin' Hawaiian, and since i am as well...i'm worried  but, that's ok, getting schooled makes me feel alive
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Aug 15, 2017 05:52
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oh fukk linz, highwaii'an pizza! 
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Aug 15, 2017 07:55
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:oh fukk linz, highwaii'an pizza! i'm too particular about pizza to introduce my lovely rendition of it, however thank you for the root of support!  
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Aug 15, 2017 08:45
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Don't the workers who make spam suffer really horrible degenerative brain diseases as a result of inhaling pig brains all day or is that some other American meat products?
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Aug 15, 2017 11:18
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got any sevens posted:i've never had spam One of the Japanese iron chefs made salmon ice cream so spam ice cream
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Aug 15, 2017 11:56
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Lindsey O. Graham posted:now, i know you are goin' Hawaiian nahhhhh (tho there will be some hawaiian influences) still gotta figure out some bits and bobs for the recipes before i go shopping so should be a busy weekend
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mormonpartyboat posted:still gotta figure out some bits and bobs for the recipes before i go shopping so should be a busy weekend  
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