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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh gently caress anything that starts with braunschewiger is :discourse:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

it's starting!!!!!

yeeeeeeeees!
:peanut:

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

that is the braunschweiger i use to make liver snaps for dogs

*extremely patton oswalt voice* because it is the cheapest kind

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
for my appetizer course, i present





deviled spam




and with the flash on to get all those beautiful hues and also a cup for scale

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
its the two end caps of a can of spam cut off and hollowed out/rounded a bit more, drizzled with a bit of olive oil and baked at 400 for about 15 minutes to get a decent crisp going, then i threw them in the fridge

all the scraps from making egg halves were thrown in the bowl with the braunschweiger, a bunch of mustard, a bit of mayo, a dab of sweet relish, and generous spices, mashed into mostly a paste, and poorly piped into the shells from a cut up ziploc baggie

garnished with a bit more dusseldorf mustard and some more paprika

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mormonpartyboat posted:

for my appetizer course, i present





deviled spam




and with the flash on to get all those beautiful hues and also a cup for scale



oooh so hot!!!

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
drat this is gonna be a great thread

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
I see SPAM

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
I see spam in cspam for the IC of cspam holy poo poo #whoah

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cspam diet

i c spam i eat it

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOzayDpWoI

for sunday:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
terrifying!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
was planning on doing the spam thing today on the last day but in honor of fenrir swallowing the moon im going to do it tomorrow so i can put all my orgone into the living meatrock

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al! posted:

was planning on doing the spam thing today on the last day but in honor of fenrir swallowing the moon im going to do it tomorrow so i can put all my orgone into the living meatrock

possibly the most postmodernest sentence ive ever written

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
scuse me cspam,
i got pertinent business, so i gotta put off ma entry for tomorrow as well

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this week absolutely trashed me but i finally went to the store and should have some stuff tomorrow as well~~~


not gonna let this mandolin or butane burner thingy go to waste

mormonpartyboat has issued a correction as of 03:55 on Aug 21, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
gently caress i forgot to get phyllo dough

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
bump

i have been swamped, but i am going to make a spam feast if it kills me!
:sparkles:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i got the stuff (HEB had orange blossom water!!!)

i just need the time and the energy

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mormonpartyboat posted:

i got the stuff (HEB had orange blossom water!!!)

i just need the time and the energy

yay!!!


also,
:same:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
alright this is gonna have to go on most of the day but lol im starting on the dessert. see if you can guess what it is while i make it!!

so i made some ras al hanout




and now i'm confit'ing my bowl of shredded spam


mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


toasting some almonds with orange blossom water and cinnamon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
doing some experiments




spam is basically a readymade pate

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
spam owns

like you can cook it to a crisp or just to a firmness, it doesn't have a lot of oils/fats that'll render so its usable in a lot of stuff without ruining it (like raw bacon needs to be cooked unless you have something to pick up the fats)

and it'll soak up flavor, it's got enough salt and savory to play well off pretty much any kind of flavor profile, and it comes in a handy apocalypse proof can

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
yeah spam is the thing that gives the undocumented workers in the factories horrendous brain diseases that they can't do anything about

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/hormel-spam-pig-brains-disease/

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im beginning to wonder if spam could be considered a weak non-newtonian solid


Jose posted:

yeah spam is the thing that gives the undocumented workers in the factories horrendous brain diseases that they can't do anything about

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/hormel-spam-pig-brains-disease/

o yeah meat packing is a horrendous industry and has been for centuries

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Jose posted:

yeah spam is the thing that gives the undocumented workers in the factories horrendous brain diseases that they can't do anything about

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/hormel-spam-pig-brains-disease/

wow i cant believe that you diseased a bunch of illegal immigrants

i dont think you'll win with that kind of an entry

mormonpartyboat has issued a correction as of 21:55 on Aug 26, 2017

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
apparently i dont know poo poo about working with filo dough lol this is going to be a disaster

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i even had a note saying 'put a layer of butter between each sheet' im so ashamed

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
wait are you trying to make your own? lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
no but its something i've never worked with before so even though it's premade i am making a mess

i had a bunch of crumbly dough i had to peel off and some more dried out while building the uh....dessert

also i didn't think about it but putting it into a pre-warmed skillet is a bad idea lol

im drunk, hungry, and almost done so ~~~~

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i present

spam bastiyya, with a hawaiian twist



and the cross section

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
jesus christ


hows the spamminess

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
this is really fuckin good

so i filled the skillet i had the filo dough in about 2/3rds of the way full with the shredded spam mix, then put on a whole onion pan fried up with some cranberries, raisins, and a bit of sweet vermouth, then the almonds toasted in cinnamon and orange blossom water, then another layer of spam

baked at 375 until done, pulled it out of the skillet and flipped it into a pan so i can do the bottom a bit more

then i garnished with a bit more of the almonds, powdered sugar, some luxardo cherries, and a guava creme fraiche which i made by melting down most of a jar of guava jelly in a saucepan, then adding about 3 parts creme fraiche to 2 parts guava and then hitting it with a bit of cinnamon

its the barest hint dry, so i think i'm gonna do a bit more ghee with the next onion (i've got stuffing for two more of these lol)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


zen death robot posted:

spam is way too fuckin salty imo

Turn your monitor on! lol

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

i'm too particular about pizza to introduce my lovely rendition of it, however thank you for the root of support! :D :dance: :discourse:

hahaha you wanna talk about the root of support bby?



Henry Miller posted:

There is nothing like the smell of Glorious Spam frying

didnt fight no light bulbs but the one went off over my head while rummagin through the survivalist crap my nutty family loves, bless their hearts

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Turn your monitor on! lol

Get A New Joke Lol! https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

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