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Per Leperflesh's lazy request, track the douches for 2017 here. Or not, if you're lazy. I'll start it off: Tom Brady, for being Tom Brady.
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NFL owners for trying to make us believe that they think players like Case Keenum are better than Kaep Or just the owners of teams who don't want to bring in a QB that could challenge their lovely starter.
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Aug 12, 2017 20:31
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Jerry Jones for advocating Tom Brady be suspended and being a lil bitch about Zeke getting suspended and holding all owners meetings about gooddell's contract
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Aug 13, 2017 00:00
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Clay Travis deserves continuing recognition for his achievement in douche. He's got a solid head start for the awards here. https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat/status/888382648711774208 https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/879689370814599168
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Aug 13, 2017 00:50
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Jed York for being Jed York and everything else he's done.
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Aug 13, 2017 08:42
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All the players that smoke weed but are allowed to play anyway. Meanwhile, my boy Josh Gordon is blackballed by Goodell for ~reasons~.
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Aug 13, 2017 10:09
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Kyle Shanahan for not figuring out how to run the ball.
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Aug 13, 2017 15:16
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The News Media for not getting NFL player protests at all, or Marshawn Lynch for that matter. edit: to be more specific, Evan Grossman for being a poo poo
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Aug 19, 2017 20:54
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Clay Travis deserves continuing recognition for his achievement in douche. He's got a solid head start for the awards here. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/900164387759108101
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 Edit https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/905294216632393728 Dexo fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Sep 6, 2017 |
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Sep 6, 2017 02:47
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i was called many names for nominating this man for the most recent tournament, and getting him into the field. well now you're the one who keeps saying it's disrespecting the military to not stand. out of your own mouth
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Cavauro posted:i was called many names for nominating this man for the most recent tournament, and getting him into the field. well now you're the one who keeps saying it's disrespecting the military to not stand. out of your own mouth Tyler Eifert knows literally nothing about Pat Tillman except "was a soldier" holy poo poo
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Sep 9, 2017 21:12
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Cavauro posted:i was called many names for nominating this man for the most recent tournament, and getting him into the field. well now you're the one who keeps saying it's disrespecting the military to not stand. out of your own mouth You could have just said "reminder that Eifert played at ND" and you would have received seconds.
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Sep 9, 2017 21:12
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Little Danny Snyder still exists. just saying
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Sep 9, 2017 22:41
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https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/907682484627886080 https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/908774740365578240 pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Sep 15, 2017 |
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Sep 12, 2017 20:22
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https://twitter.com/groovinmahoovin/status/908031933778710528
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Sep 15, 2017 22:11
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You need to click through to get it if you're not a savvy gambler so: https://twitter.com/groovinmahoovin/status/908032791652249603 https://twitter.com/groovinmahoovin/status/908032886762287107
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https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/908826788918435842 https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/914668549460971521 pillsburysoldier fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Oct 2, 2017 |
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Sep 16, 2017 00:17
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Jerry Richardson, for being a dickhead when it comes to people protesting.
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Cavauro posted:i was called many names for nominating this man for the most recent tournament, and getting him into the field. well now you're the one who keeps saying it's disrespecting the military to not stand. out of your own mouth Phew now I can finally sleep at night, the white suburban Notre Dame TE will not kneel during the anthem. I was sweating bullets there, man.
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Oct 3, 2017 14:51
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Jerry Jones two weeks ago: kneels alongside his team during the national anthem. Jerry Jones yesterday: "if we are disrespecting the flag, we will not play". https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/10/09/why-jerry-jones-is-prized-by-both-sides-in-the-debate-over-nfl-protests/
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Incoherence posted:Jerry Jones two weeks ago: kneels alongside his team during the national anthem. They explicitly knelt before the anthem then stood for it. Jerry was very proud of himself and I'm shocked teams aren't forcing that dumb compromise.
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Oct 10, 2017 00:36
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Tex Schramm smiles from hell
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Incoherence posted:Jerry Jones two weeks ago: kneels alongside his team during the national anthem. Seconding Jerruh. https://twitter.com/mortreport/status/917541753242210305
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Oct 10, 2017 01:17
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Bumping it to mention Talib, for constantly grabbing chains that aren't his.
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Dec 1, 2017 14:41
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Is it too early/late to nominate Bob McNair? I nominate "Inmates Running the Prison" be the title of this next Douche Tracker Awards thread.
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If it happened since the last Douche of the Year contest, I think it's good (though I don't run that). Also, the entirety of the University of Tennessee
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Everything that happened after ~May 2017 is eligible for the 2017-18 Douchebag of the Year awards. That said, this thread is not a nomination thread: it's a tracker thread, where we post anything that happens so that we don't forget it next year. So  e. also let's remember next year What They Did to Eli. I dunno if it's Macadoo or whoever but someone's being a massive douchebag to the guy. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Dec 1, 2017 22:15
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Who is not a douche in the New York Giants front office?
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Dec 2, 2017 01:03
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Mike Schlosser, for Doxxing a woman on his University of Montana message board (as in, he owns it) after she started a petition for UM to not hire Bobby Hauck back. You know, THAT Bobby Hauck. Also, the University of Montana for hiring Bobby Hauck back.
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Edward Mass posted:Mike Schlosser, for Doxxing a woman on his University of Montana message board (as in, he owns it) after she started a petition for UM to not hire Bobby Hauck back. You know, THAT Bobby Hauck. I had to dig to find out what was wrong with bobby hauck and I'm not very impressed. Some players got preferential treatment from local cops after committing crimes in las vegas, how's that make him bad?
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There was a book about his impact at Montana
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Asproigerosis posted:I had to dig to find out what was wrong with bobby hauck and I'm not very impressed. Some players got preferential treatment from local cops after committing crimes in las vegas, how's that make him bad? Uh, you dug up the wrong thing I'm fairly sure. There's a book about it if you're interested. e:fb
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YEEEEESH I certainly did dig in the wrong spot. All I saw was something about some riff raff at UNLV and decided I was good. Humanity was a mistake.
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Malcolm Jenkins for selling out
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Jameis Winston, not only for all past crimes, but to qualify for this year, I submit the Uber Driver Grope Story https://www.si.com/nfl/2017/11/17/buccaneers-jameis-winston-investigation-uber-driver quote:The driver, a woman identified only as Kate, says she picked up Winston in Scottsdale, Ariz., in the early morning hours of March 13. As they waited in the drive-through lane at a Mexican restaurant, Winston “reached over and he just grabbed my crotch,” the woman told Buzzfeed. Technically it happened in March, but the story didn't hit until November, so I think it should count. 
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Dec 2, 2017 03:43
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Winston definitely sounds like he is not a good person.
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Woah. This is the same Jon Krakauer who wrote one of the most famous Everest books ever, Into Thin Air. This is very very weird thread confluence. I had no idea Krakauer wrote about things other than high alpine mountaineering!
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