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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


AverySpecialfriend posted:

ask questions get probations

i refuse to ask questions but will happily take a probation for someone else's horrible question-asking ways. :|


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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

AverySpecialfriend posted:

ask questions get probations

*furiously scanning every line of the BYOB rulebook*

uh uh wow, sorry Friend, but in ur original post, it actually does say dont ask YOU anything. everyone else is free to ask of each other anything they wish.

also, yeah, dogs aren't allowed to play sports? i think there was a mistake at the printer, this looks like it belongs in a different rulebook. it's really clear on the matter of dogs not playing sports, on account of dogs are naturally better athletes and can primarily be paid in bellyrubs, which the players union STRONGLY objects to

crimes

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

*furiously scanning every line of the BYOB rulebook*

uh uh wow, sorry Friend, but in ur original post, it actually does say dont ask YOU anything. everyone else is free to ask of each other anything they wish.

also, yeah, dogs aren't allowed to play sports? i think there was a mistake at the printer, this looks like it belongs in a different rulebook. it's really clear on the matter of dogs not playing sports, on account of dogs are naturally better athletes and can primarily be paid in bellyrubs, which the players union STRONGLY objects to

wow, rude, my dogs are lazy af and also hilariously unfit to play sports. let them play, I say.


PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
clit the PTA was very clear about this, your furbabies are precious and good but little league is for human children only, although your taste in little outfits and costumes is EXTREMELY on-point. def the best dressed children in the village. matching sailor suits? incredible. milan just called me, demanding to know the name of the feckless interloper who would dare challenge their stranglehold on the world of fashion.

they called for your head to be delivered to them on a silver platter, clit. you've made powerful, well dressed enemies, clit.

crimes

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

clit the PTA was very clear about this, your furbabies are precious and good but little league is for human children only, although your taste in little outfits and costumes is EXTREMELY on-point. def the best dressed children in the village. matching sailor suits? incredible. milan just called me, demanding to know the name of the feckless interloper who would dare challenge their stranglehold on the world of fashion.

they called for your head to be delivered to them on a silver platter, clit. you've made powerful, well dressed enemies, clit.

let them eat grain free peanut butter banana cake 🍰


Kromlech

by FactsAreUseless
on a scale of 1 to eggplant, OP, how purple is your dick?

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I'm gonna borrow 50 bucks, good thing I didn't have to ask

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just gonna lean up against this thread and chill, no rule sayin no leanin

*lean* oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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AverySpecialfriend

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Baller Ina posted:

just gonna lean up against this thread and chill, no rule sayin no leanin

*lean* oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i respect your disregard for but technical adherence to the rules baller ina. you're a rebel but like not too much

alnilam

ask me a questiom op

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

ask me a questiom op

:aaa:

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Really wanted to ask OP a question but I won't do it. I'll just assume that he would totally lick a greasy ol butt for this Klondike bar.

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
Well u know what they say, when u assume u make an rear end of u and me

Jolo

ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

They said that about u and me? V rude

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what if Ask toolbar
:spooky:

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Notax posted:

what if Ask toolbar
:spooky:

we will never know what happened to Jeeves because we swear not to ask

punchymcpunch



hi


AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

hi!! good not question

wearing a lampshade

Hey op... Ah nevermind lol

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


op i wanted to ask you a question but someone ran through the locked door to my apartment and screamed the answer for me.


punchymcpunch



the trick to not asking questions is this:


PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
hey bucko palfriend, how come you didnt read the rules for the haiku thread B)

welcome 2 the Questions Dimension, answerer: you

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
Friend, how would you have handled Hillary's campaign, if you were the space-lizard hiding in her spinal column?

crimes

Notax

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
i dont have to answer that. i let my work speak for itself

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turn on your monitor lol

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AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

Matoi Ryuko posted:

i had had a nice day today

😊

Matoi Ryuko



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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
wen are studying posting today in intermediate accounting
i think im getting the hang of it!

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
Woah dude I just clocked out, don't talk to me about posting!! That's not like a thread rule just a request haha, keep work at work I always say.

wearing a lampshade

That's not in the fuckin union rules buddy

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
are people still getting sixers for asking questions itt?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

mister magpie posted:

are people still getting sixers for asking questions itt?

no and i SHOULD start capping these rude upstarts for disregarding the "ask questions for 24 hours" rule. but i don't want to be mean.

so, a very special friend, what's your favorite non-haiku poem

crimes

punchymcpunch



hello


AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit

hi!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

no and i SHOULD start capping these rude upstarts for disregarding the "ask questions for 24 hours" rule. but i don't want to be mean.

so, a very special friend, what's your favorite non-haiku poem

i want an attorney, i know my rights

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