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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


BUT WAIT

http://impactwrestling.com/alberto-el-patron-indefinite-suspension-update-2/

quote:

GFW has concluded its internal consideration of the events surrounding the suspension of Alberto El Patron. While it is apparent that initial reports unfairly characterized El Patron’s involvement in the incident in the Orlando airport, we are nonetheless disappointed with the manor in which he dealt with this situation; we expect more decorum from all on the GFW roster, especially the World Champion.

We have communicated with El Patron our decision to strip him of his championship title. No decision has been taken as to the date on which he will be reinstated to the roster, the conditions of which are a private matter between the company and El Patron.

SO YOUR NEW MAIN EVENT IS...

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


So GFW has admitted that they have suspended El Patron for being unhappy about being wrongfully accused for a crime that he was the victim of.

This is somehow the lowest point.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
:getin:

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
what would possess tna to put the visage of this ghoulish old man on any of their promotional material?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Josh Matthews lies and says "Destination X trending worldwide on Twitter!"

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
i'm so happy to be watching two old men mouth gently caress one another on tv.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Cornette is so good

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

EugeneJ posted:

Cornette is so good

He's not, really. I mean he's not terrible, but "so good" is not what I'd use at this point.

Also this is like a budget-rear end McMahon angle, which says a LOT.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
i actually dig low ki's aesthetic a lot and would like it a lot more if he didn't have the big cartoonish LAX logo on the back to remind me that he's grouped up with a bunch of idiot loser babies.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Honest question, is Low Ki actually Latino?

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Honest question, is Low Ki actually Latino?

He's from Brooklyn so I'm gonna guess Puerto Rican

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
GLOBAL WRESTLING NETWORK coming soon

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
http://shoptna.com/slammiversary-2017-turnbuckle.aspx

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



WHAT SAVINGS :signings:

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Jenkem Delivery posted:

He's from Brooklyn so I'm gonna guess Puerto Rican

I think the fella's Filipino

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
OVE just had an embarrassing debut against 2 lovely jobbers

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


EugeneJ posted:

OVE just had an embarrassing debut against 2 lovely jobbers

Who?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

the christ brothers, and since i don't think they're going to use that name, they're playing off their stable with Sami Callihan, Ohio Is 4 Killers, with the name Ohio Versus Everyone. They've been good in three mans i've seen live, but I can't stop laughing at the name.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
The Irish Airborne?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
oh my god, their outfits are hideous. guessing low ki didn't want jake in his suit either

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Johnny Impact.....lmfao.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

EugeneJ posted:

GLOBAL WRESTLING NETWORK coming soon

oh my god i thought this was a joke but its real

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Gaz-L posted:

oh my god i thought this was a joke but its real

Wait WHAT?!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



And it was just casually mentioned on air

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
TNA/GFW: What is dead may never die but rise again stronger.

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