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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
Hi everyone, please only post haikus in this thread when its tuesday.

you may LINK haikus on any day of the week, but if you POST them in this here thread, on any day but tuesday, and honcho, we're going to have ourselves a Cranky Kalifa.

example: this is an acceptable post.

quote:

http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-haiku-poems.html check out these flippin poems. have a good monday, everyone
(posted on a monday, whhich is not haikusday)

yoou can also post non-haiku poems on non-haikusday, but please only post haiku on haikusday.

here's a link for some poems written in the 14oos by a Japanese zen master named Crazy Cloud (Ikkyu), who loved whoring and drinking. http://facstaff.elon.edu/sullivan/zenpoems.htm

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problematic hug

chvrches and communes

my sickle is religion

she wields the hammer


(tbh i suck at counting syllables but i think this is correct)

problematic hug fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Aug 19, 2017

Manifisto


there was a young lady from crewe
whose limericks would end on line two

there was a young man from verdun

problematic hug

remember, i come from mu

problematic hug

https://www.keiththompsonart.com/pages/prince.html

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

problematic hug posted:

chvrches and communes

my sickle is religion

she wields the hammer


(tbh i suck at counting syllables but i think this is correct)

the only reason this didn't get u probated, mx. hug, is because a TRVE KVLT haiku needs to mention nature, or the passing of the seasons.

plz dont let it happen again, ty

crimes

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

the only reason this didn't get u probated, mx. hug, is because a TRVE KVLT haiku needs to mention nature, or the passing of the seasons.

plz dont let it happen again, ty

does it have to mention nature or just allude to it :thunk:

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
in college mean ole doctor wordtree made me write "allusions are a form of mention" on a chalkboard one million times. so that's the praxis im operating from. if you disagree thats cool, we can start competing literary journals and cast scornful glances at each other at every years AWP conf.

crimes

Manifisto


Manifisto posted:

there was a young lady from crewe
whose limericks would end on line two

there was a young man from verdun

there was a paradoxical hero


ty nesamdoom!

problematic hug

his name may or may not have been zer0

problematic hug

or her

problematic hug

problematic

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by FactsAreUseless
It is Tuesday now
I get to post a haiku
It's why I woke up

cda

by Hand Knit
golden flutter
of sunshine, the Orioles
spring training

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by Hand Knit
there must be a toad
he must be broken-hearted
somewhere in this swamp

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cda

by Hand Knit
wilted dahlias
no longer waiting
for work

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problematic hug

nice try, said i

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i was blazing on the back porch and i startled
a careless squirrel who wandered up, and
seeing me, ran ~

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
It's the day of tue
So now I can post haikus
Whilst doing a poo

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
Stargazing tonight
Wisps of cigarette smoke swirl
Always killing time

vanisher

Just a short Haiku
Oh, Haiku's are the same length?
Then standard it is

vanisher

Hey friends check it out
Rogue One is out on Netflix!
It was cool I guess

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by FactsAreUseless

vanisher posted:

Hey friends check it out
Rogue One is out on Netflix!
It was cool I guess

Good Netflix movies
Like what happened to Monday
You should watch it soon

cda

by Hand Knit
hell yes, i'm a haikooligan

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by Hand Knit
here's one of my favorite pieces of americana: jack kerouac reading his haiku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJdxJ5llh5A

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
plz remember im gonna be trying to do a haikusday challenge each week i'm IK so if you missed out this time, like i did, there's always next week for the next few weeks, then there won't be. here's a really good patricia lockwood poem about hypno dommes https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poems/56646/the-hypno-domme-speaks-and-speaks-and-speaks

does anyone remember which lockwood poem she wrote in response to trump's cabinet, and how she wants to destroy them? i cant find it

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
nvm found it https://www.theawl.com/2017/03/a-poem-by-patricia-lockwood/

crimes

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
Just post just post just
Post just post just post just post
Just post just post just

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
I'm gonna level with you I didn't read the op first

cda

by Hand Knit

that's cool. she's a very good poet.

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by FactsAreUseless

Holy poo poo when did poetry get cool

artoke

while winter may loom
BYOB feels just like
a chill summer day

Happy Haikusday

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Harvey visited
He made a real mess of things
Never dry again

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i take off my sweater
to step outside, stepping outside
i miss my sweater

cda

by Hand Knit

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i take off my sweater
to step outside, stepping outside
i miss my sweater

i like what the middle line does here

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by Hand Knit
three days of rain,
light, the animals alone
mateless, shivering

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

cda posted:

hell yes, i'm a haikooligan

this


cda posted:

i like what the middle line does here

also this :tipshat: i aim to please


cda posted:

three days of rain,
light, the animals alone
mateless, shivering
such vivid colors :eyepop:

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
crook-tailed cats love
a warm, idling engine

artoke

talking 'bout seasons
summer autumn winter spring
in five seven five

hella rad bong lord
the weed number four twenty
forgot the ending

help me I can't stop
haiku everything I do
my own structured hell

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It's finally cool
I can open the windows
gently caress my allergies

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