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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

An old man, bald but with a very long ponytail, trying to be hip with da kids

You buy the game and DLC, but next week there's a GOTY edition for 10 dollar less

A Donald trump presidency

Any Elliot Smith song

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Your threads

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

vyst posted:

Your threads

😞

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Realizing a post is yours and not Kuato's :twisted:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
My best friend Comfy Fleece Sweater hating me fills me with a sorrow that I fill with lots of pizza and beer

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Those baby shoes that you got at the shower, but baby had fat feet so they didn't fit. We never even got to use those things!

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Wtf I ain't your friend bitch retard go away !!! I'll punch your dick!

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
the saddest thing is a retarded man cradling a broken egg, reassuring it that it will be a chicken one day soon. computers did the math on it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

nigga crab pollock posted:

the saddest thing is a retarded man cradling a broken egg, reassuring it that it will be a chicken one day soon. computers did the math on it
what about the guy that kept injecting an egg with his own semen in syringes

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

a hole-y ghost posted:

what about the guy that kept injecting an egg with his own semen in syringes

:stare:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




A British barbecue

murex
Apr 30, 2009

by Lowtax

vyst posted:

Your threads

:drat:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

For sale: Baby 👶

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Grits

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

You buy the game and DLC, but next week there's a GOTY edition for 10 dollar less

Mass Effect: Andromeda?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when u thought you had one more beer but it turns out you didnt and the store is closed :(

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

nigga crab pollock posted:

the saddest thing is a retarded man cradling a broken egg, reassuring it that it will be a chicken one day soon. computers did the math on it

snopes says this is actually tied with the end of the book 'of mice and men'

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

numberoneposter posted:

when u thought you had one more beer but it turns out you didnt and the store is closed :(

THat's why bars are open until 2am, you can go drink some there!

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
A man who has grown tall, so tall, but alas, when he goes to the carnival, the new ride requires him to be slightly taller and he falls to the ground and weeps as unfeeling clowns look on with disdain.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
the eclipse goes behind a cloud

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Every time you jack off your penis shrinks. On your 16th birthday even tweezers aren't small enough.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

myDad posted:

Every time you jack off your penis shrinks. On your 16th birthday even tweezers aren't small enough.

I can confirm that this is a falsehood

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Foreskin Problems posted:

I can confirm that this is a falsehood

Think about how much bigger it would have been if you didn't jack off all the time

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
the fact that this forum has like 2 years lifetime tops before it empties forever and everything is deleted

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

a hole-y ghost posted:

what about the guy that kept injecting an egg with his own semen in syringes

It would be sad if he didn't eat the egg afterwards.

Also sad: thousands of idiots damaging their vision staring at the eclipse because "Duh, when I glance at the sun, nothing happens."

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I met a homeless man named Rich
(He wasn't
Isn't that terrible)
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid
Trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad, or a deer

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape

BigBadSteve posted:

It would be sad if he didn't eat the egg afterwards.

Also sad: thousands of idiots damaging their vision staring at the eclipse because "Duh, when I glance at the sun, nothing happens."

actually thats hilarious

edit: lol of course theres a thread, heres proof of your wrongness

treerat fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Aug 21, 2017

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

A guy who creates a very popular forum, but then abandons it to go post on twitter instead because he doesn't get it anymore

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

A guy who creates a very popular forum, but then abandons it to go post on twitter instead because he doesn't get it anymore

That guy's former friend whose voice is like a sexually frustrated baby.

toucan dan
May 18, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Those videos of the stray dogs all emaciated and dying. Even when they show them recover, it makes me wonder how many suffering pups like that there are out there.


edit;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLWPscIWbjk

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Chubby woman with no tits.

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

A guy who creates a very popular forum, but then abandons it to go post on twitter instead because he doesn't get it anymore

And none of his tweets are funny :(

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
being a young kid, and noticing at the time the father of your friend is a bit aggro, but not thinking much of it

looking back that friend was getting his rear end whupped every night by an abusive fuckwit. and you had no idea

you wonder what happened to your mate, who you were on equal standings with intellectually and emotionally, only to find out on facebook he's a heavy machine operator at a dump somewhere probably beating his own kids by now

:(

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
A crying clown in an iron lung

A Romanian AIDS orphanage

A candy/biscuit tin that when opened contains buttons, sewing needles, and spools of thread :confused:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Foreskin Problems posted:

And none of his tweets are funny :(

Was he ever funny? I've never seen it.

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Kromlech
Jun 28, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
pizza without enough tomato sauce

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