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lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

A hanging gardens of great beauty, flowers adorn the crowns of the balls

# ? Aug 22, 2017 01:26

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:15

Dads Dip Cup

angrily contacting my homeowner's association to complain about my neighbor's unkempt jungle pubes lowering property values in the neighborhood

# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:16

lumpanoodle

nothing like a smooth, well oiled and hairless set of testicles

# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:27

Robot Made of Meat

Dads Dip Cup posted:

angrily contacting my homeowner's association to complain about my neighbor's unkempt jungle pubes lowering property values in the neighborhood

lumpanoodle posted:

nothing like a smooth, well oiled and hairless set of testicles

I'm glad I live in the country where pubes are allowed to grow free.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:48

FutonForensic

The Ballsack is the ORIGINAL Balls joint in Brooklyn. Imitation balls locations are popping up all over, but accept no substitutes! The Ballsack, Home of the Balls has what you crave!

# ? Aug 22, 2017 04:49

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

the secretive leathery cape was just a ruse for the pendulous balls

# ? Aug 22, 2017 06:27

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

my scrote has 3 bathrooms

# ? Aug 22, 2017 06:28

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

and a fireplace

# ? Aug 22, 2017 06:29

Scaly Haylie

you say penis, i say chimney

# ? Aug 22, 2017 08:37

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Welcome to ballsack home of the ballsack
Can I take your order

# ? Aug 22, 2017 08:38

Dads Dip Cup

Lizard Wizard posted:

you say penis, i say chimney

weirdest variation of "marco polo" I've ever played

# ? Aug 22, 2017 10:12

Dads Dip Cup

"hey man, what's up with your house? it's like one side sits lower than the other"

"yeah it's a split-level"

# ? Aug 22, 2017 12:31

alnilam

Oh say does that curly black pubic hair fall
In the land of the peen
And the home of the balls

# ? Aug 22, 2017 12:45

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

the ballsack is like a bra for ur nuts

# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:14

little munchkin

a ballsack is like a super-obvious surprise party. you know there's gonna be balls inside but you have to act surprised anyways

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# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:06

vanisher

Unethical ball players seen on video recordings entering a toilet stall with a ballsack, mysteriously the balls are depleted when they come out

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:10

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

You weren't wearing that ballsack when you entered the change room.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:13

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

alnilam posted:

Oh say does that curly black pubic hair fall
In the land of the peen
And the home of the balls

the red rockets wet glare
The balls busting up the air

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:14

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

*ladies at a traditional Lady's Slumberfest*

hey look at me
*puts two eggs in a sock, swings it over her head*
im a dude! im a duuuude! doot doot doot. out of the way, honeybaby, i've got to drive my car into the sports club so i dont waste time walking to and fro my sportsteam. my balls are full of cum and i cum when i poop because i poop out of my weinermouth. also my jizz is turds because turds are half formed male children. . . wait a minute, this is starting to make sense.

*lady stands in front of a chalkboard covered with math, 3 hours later*
oh ym god. oh my God, i've. . . ive solved gender...

crimes

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:16

vanisher

This sack? Oh, yes its a ballsack. Is it new? No its the same one ive always had, I just take great care of it.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:18

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

*ladies at a traditional Lady's Slumberfest*

hey look at me
*puts two eggs in a sock, swings it over her head*
im a dude! im a duuuude! doot doot doot. out of the way, honeybaby, i've got to drive my car into the sports club so i dont waste time walking to and fro my sportsteam. my balls are full of cum and i cum when i poop because i poop out of my weinermouth. also my jizz is turds because turds are half formed male children. . . wait a minute, this is starting to make sense.

*lady stands in front of a chalkboard covered with math, 3 hours later*
oh ym god. oh my God, i've. . . ive solved gender...

worst script leak to one of judd apatow's new signature toilet humor woke-dramedies ever

# ? Aug 22, 2017 22:21

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

This ballsack is pretty cramped though, honestly, I prefer a womb with a view.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 23:05

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

"You're SACKED! ... by which I mean you have a fine sack for transporting your balls in... also you're fired , go clear out your desk. No it's not jealousy of your magnificent ballsack I'm appalled you would suggest that!"
*under breath once he's left*
"Don't worry Jim, that'll be your sack one day, drat him and his mighty sack, drat him!"

# ? Aug 22, 2017 23:26

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

ahh ahh ayy como mi balls

# ? Aug 23, 2017 03:49

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:15

Robot Made of Meat

Honore de Balzac is a dead French guy whose name means, "Honor your Ball Sack."

He said a lot of things, but very few treat of ballacks.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Aug 23, 2017 04:08

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