- Ride The Gravitron
-
by FactsAreUseless
|
This busty hitchhiker just wanted to stab me.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 06:07
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2024 16:40
|
|
- Ride The Gravitron
-
by FactsAreUseless
|
My pool is spotless but I still haven't been laid
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 06:08
|
|
- Ride The Gravitron
-
by FactsAreUseless
|
After ordering countless pizzas with extra suasage all I have is high cholesterol.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 06:09
|
|
- Drink-Mix Man
-
You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
|
i had sex with the plumber but I had to smell my backed-up toilet the whole time
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 08:07
|
|
- Sing Along
-
by Athanatos
|
stumbled upon wasps nest while in pursuit of woods porn
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 09:39
|
|
- Sham bam bamina!
-
ƨtupid cat
|
jacked off at work and now im fired
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 09:53
|
|
- alnilam
-
|
From my own personal sampling, only 1 in 16 cable technicians is hot, shes not interested, and the cable company has stopped answering my calls
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 13:19
|
|
- Allie
-
|
i don't have an example of this. i think it lead me right where i'm supposed to be. both sucking dick, and enjoying the softer flesh of the fairer sex. porn made that more obvious to me despite society around me suppressing those ideas. you know
wait, poo poo i got real and iw isn't supposed to do that. my bad
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 13:26
|
|
- Ride The Gravitron
-
by FactsAreUseless
|
Not only did the sexy librarian ban me but I also failed my book report
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 17:10
|
|
- ShinyBirdTeeth
-
sparkle sparkle sparkle
|
I have found interviews much less intense than promised. I have, however, found repair people much more professional than promised.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 19:48
|
|
- ShinyBirdTeeth
-
sparkle sparkle sparkle
|
Smooth jazz almost never plays when I unbutton my shirt and that's a shame.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 19:49
|
|
- Drink-Mix Man
-
You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
|
As it turns out, the tyrannosaurus rex never historically co-existed with big rear end latinas
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 20:26
|
|
- Meeksha
-
i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
|
i keep helping out college girls in need of money for books but none of them offer whoopie. they're just trying to build a successful future for themselves so, rather than a mindblowing orgasm, i find pleasure in knowing that i am helping out the future generation.
-----
come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 21:01
|
|
- vanisher
-
|
i keep helping out college girls in need of money for books but none of them offer whoopie. they're just trying to build a successful future for themselves so, rather than a mindblowing orgasm, i find pleasure in knowing that i am helping out the future generation.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 21:03
|
|
- Meeksha
-
i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
|
when i recently bought a home, i didn't get a discount when i tried to make sex at the real estate agent. she ended up spraying mace in my face and didn't sell me the house. i blame porn for the fact that i now live under an overpass. also my eyesight is not what it used to be.
oh well i suppose you can't believe everything you see on the internet, that's the lesson i learned.
-----
come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 21:05
|
|
- FactsAreUseless
-
|
I thought she was a busty anal teen but she was just short and had OCD.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 22:15
|
|
- Scaly Haylie
-
|
I thought she was a busty anal teen but she was just short and had OCD.
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 22:56
|
|
- byob historian
-
I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
|
porn led me to the conclusion that a guy as handsome as me would get some attention from the ladies
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2017 23:18
|
|
- Petr
-
|
I thought other humans would want to be intimate with me, that I would be loved
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 07:33
|
|
- Starshark
-
|
I hosed my sister and now I've got legal problems out the wazoo, sheesh.
Oh wait... You mean it's supposed to be step sisters?
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 12:51
|
|
- Meeksha
-
i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
|
I thought other humans would want to be intimate with me, that I would be loved
-----
come on and slam and welcome to the jam
Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 15:50
|
|
- alnilam
-
|
I keep reading the thread title as "time-porn has led you astray" and that the thread is going to tell me that all the time-porn I've been watching is bogus
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 16:40
|
|
- byob historian
-
I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
|
I keep reading the thread title as "time-porn has led you astray" and that the thread is going to tell me that all the time-porn I've been watching is bogus
the day i discovered there was a time travel romance section in the bookstore still blows my mind
|
#
?
Aug 26, 2017 17:28
|
|
- Baller Ina
-
:whattheeucharist:
|
I keep reading the thread title as "time-porn has led you astray" and that the thread is going to tell me that all the time-porn I've been watching is bogus
6:59
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 04:27
|
|
- mailorder bees
-
FLUFFERNUTTER
|
I thought other humans would want to be intimate with me, that I would be loved
thanks Manifisto!
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 05:29
|
|
- Ride The Gravitron
-
by FactsAreUseless
|
Doctor says I've strained every muscle in my body and that the moves I saw were simply camera tricks. I may never have sex again.
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 05:56
|
|
- ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
-
|
As it turns out, the tyrannosaurus rex never historically co-existed with big rear end latinas
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 06:00
|
|
- The X-man cometh
-
|
I offered to work late with my boss, and then tried to sleep with him for the big promotion.
I got fired and the job went to someone with excellent qualifications and work performance.
----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 18:45
|
|
- Ride The Gravitron
-
by FactsAreUseless
|
Although I felt some relief when I was finally able to fart, no one wanted to eat the cake afterwards
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 19:31
|
|
- Darkman Fanpage
-
|
I THOUGHT i was going to be watching a handy plumping how-to video but instead the plumber just fucks the lady with the big boobies!
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 19:43
|
|
- Gay Weed Dad
-
cool dude, flyin' high
|
This is med hardcore at best
|
#
?
Aug 28, 2017 20:36
|
|
- kalel
-
|
"so you're telling me that cat people with enormous dicks don't exist?"
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2017 00:55
|
|
- Adbot
-
ADBOT LOVES YOU
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2024 16:40
|
|
- N. Senada
-
My kidneys are busted
|
Telling my coworker that "I'd like to go all the way down" in a sexy voice only got me to the lobby of our office
Happy halloween
|
#
?
Aug 29, 2017 04:15
|
|