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the same sign covers all the walls and floors. barely an inch of wallpaper or floor tile can be seen: "Spilled your food or drink on the floor? We will replace it for free!" |
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Aug 25, 2017 20:38
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"ask your waiter about FREE REFILLS!" on the front and back of every staff members' shirt. also it is the name of the restaurant. ----- |
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Aug 25, 2017 21:07
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visible on the dinner plates after finishing your meal: "Tip your waiter or waitress and next time your food will taste better and not be poisoned!" |
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Aug 25, 2017 21:30
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WHIMSICAL AMERICANA DECOR printed in various whimsical fonts all over every surface, and if you study the lettering under a microscope you will find that's it's actually made of millions of tiny posters of Elvis. |
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Aug 25, 2017 22:35
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Obtained Perk "Triple Americana Supreme"! Gain temporary +1 to STR, PER, and -1 AGI after eating at a Red Robin, Applebees, or TGI Fridays. Bonus points if the Guy Fieri owns stock in restaurant.
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Aug 26, 2017 00:09
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| Last time I went to Red Robin the waiter asked if I wanted my food prechewed and regurgitated into my mouth. Talk about staying in character! | |
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Aug 26, 2017 00:16
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YOUR BONE MARROW HAS NOT BEEN ENTIRELY COMMODITIZED yet most of it is ours but legally we have to give you notice and an opportunity to respond you have earned a chicken wing in return for all of your bone marrow but not the bone marrow oft he chicken wing, we own that
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Aug 26, 2017 01:25
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A sign with a vague industrial safety motif and the title "Dining Room Incidence Reporting" hangs up in the dining room, surrounded by highway signs for Route 66 and license plates from several southerwestern states. On the sign there are three categories in a list, each with a row of boxes to its right and the days of the week above the boxes. A weekly calendar. The first category says "Mice:", and there are no marks or stickers in the boxes next to it. The second category says "Roaches:", and there are no marks or stickers in its boxes. Finally, the last category says "Insufferable Assholes:". Its boxes are all plastered with a layer of stickers, all through the week. You can admire this sign up close, when you get up to get some more water from the dispenser and groan internally that there are only dried-up and shriveled lemon wedges in the steel holding tub next to it. ---------------- |
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