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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Funny computer pranks.
Goon-sourced Porn videos.
That picture of the dude with the big penis playing cards.
Zoo fights.
Rib boy.
Shmorky.
Pedo Mods.
Zergling Minor.

It all ends 9/11/2017.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY8rUpxqcE

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Source?

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
It's really been a fun run. Thank you, Rich. Words cannot describe the effect you had on us.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Why doesn't Lowtax just recreate the forums on a free message board service like any sane person would do so he doesn't have to worry about hosting costs

I know a guy who insisted on hosting streaming video on his own servers for like 10 years after YouTube became a thing and I would constantly remind him that he's a retard

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

the internet made us all stupid R.I.P.

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

But gently caress da Mods the forums shut down Thirty years ago

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFsh2vAVn8

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I hope not but that day is a' coming

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

hip check please posted:

But gently caress da Mods the forums shut down Thirty years ago

/mindblown.gif

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Seriously tho, Lowtax can't afford the hosting anymore and is phasing us out September 11th, 2017.

What a strange trip it's been.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
Where are you finding this information?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Rich kayaker closes the door on his legacy because he thought of a fat lady choking on a cheesesteak. He is a man who cares about real people struggles and he has to maybe save them

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

gently caress da Mods posted:

That picture of the dude with the big penis playing cards.

Hello

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

EugeneJ posted:

Why doesn't Lowtax just recreate the forums on a free message board service like any sane person would do so he doesn't have to worry about hosting costs

I know a guy who insisted on hosting streaming video on his own servers for like 10 years after YouTube became a thing and I would constantly remind him that he's a retard

there's still constantly like 3500 goons logged in

p sure the forums would crash constantly on any free hosting

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

It's been a wild ride baby. See you all in the amazon.com review section where i'll be posting the sickest consumer reports on all your favorite amazon products!!!!!

I blame Disney
Sep 30, 2016

They know what they did
Stop telling lies OP, lowtax is swimming in all that Patreon money
I'm pretty sure the forums are just a couple hundred dollars a month in bandwith and server space so there should even be some pocket money left over for cheeseburgers and four loko

I guess he could always take up boxing again, that's where the real big bucks are

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
what i'd really like to know is how someone is still paying like $4000 a month on bandwidth for what is basically a page of text with some small images considering that prices have dropped exponentially on server space in the past 15 years

i mean like, you can get fucktons of hosting these days for free already, cloud hosting in unbelievably cheap, etc

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I won't even notice, probably. I have plans that day.

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

clad in a soiled straight jacket gently caress da Mods sits in a padded cell. From one way glass he is watched by a doctor and nurse. "So after all this time there has been no improvement at all doctor?" "I'm afraid not nurse Rittles. When lowtax pulled the plug on the forums the lucky ones died instantly but some...some had their minds broken they retreated into a delusional fugue state where they relive their posting memories over and over again." The nurse shuddered and crossed herself. "Forced to endlessly shitpost on a forum that exists in only in their own mind. Could you imagine?" "I don't want to nurse.I don't want to." The doctors eyes lingered on the patient for only a beat before he continued his rounds.

The doctor will not sleep tonight.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
At the end who gets to be the last goon looking at the forums through a snowglobe?

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
Yeah rip

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I would be sad if the forums shut down.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

EugeneJ posted:

Why doesn't Lowtax just recreate the forums on a free message board service like any sane person would do so he doesn't have to worry about hosting costs

I know a guy who insisted on hosting streaming video on his own servers for like 10 years after YouTube became a thing and I would constantly remind him that he's a retard

if it's free then the legions of red hats would join and spout pepes and magazines and poo poo

so gently caress that poo poo

also lowtax has more control and gets monies with a paid forum

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Don't even joke about this, I would be crushed
Have you seen the rest of the internet? blechhhh

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Arrivaderchi mon ami forums. We had a good run.

Mangosteen, swap.avi, Kristy, Mocha cappucino.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
looks like the terrorists won

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
Lowtax is probably tired of getting phone calls from the FBI

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well poo poo. If that's the case then we should all get to be mods for the final week. I think with my mod power I will edit every post in the r/relationships thread to "penis."

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
On one hand at least GBS will be gone, on the other I'll miss BYOB

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g77t_CnYM8

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

OP... deleting the Something Awful shortcut on your desktop doesn't actually delete the forums.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
It must be true because I'm seeing a lot of "Never Forget 9/11" stuff on the internet. It's crazy how fast this news spread.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Spinster posted:

Don't even joke about this, I would be crushed
Have you seen the rest of the internet? blechhhh

RaySmuckles posted:

looks like the terrorists won

deams dead. when it comes time for a forum to die

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
the societal impact is basically on par with the fall of the roman empire

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Do it so I can start the splintergoon site and become a thousandaire

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe
In all honesty, though, I'm certain that members of SomethingAwful.com would happily submit any payments necessary to keep this forum open! SA has a long tradition of intelligent and seasoned discussion threads that are an invaluable component of the modern Internet realm. Mr. Lowtax, if you are struggling and cash flow is currently insufficient for site maintenance, why, just send out the word. We would be happy to send you some more money!

LOVE,
VITALIS

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

On one hand at least GBS will be gone, on the other I'll miss BYOB

Why do you post in gbs So Much yet also hate it So Much? Is it your severe mental illness/suicidal ideation?

lots of people just read the subs that appeal to them and don't feel the need to post in gbs, hth. Don't feel pressure to :justpost: if you're a little intimidated by GBS!

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Put a massive begging box at the top of site like Wikipedia

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Gurf revenue is down in Q4, the markets are anticipating an uptick in it so maybe SA will be saved at the last second

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

berth ell pup posted:

Why do you post in gbs So Much yet also hate it So Much? Is it your severe mental illness/suicidal ideation?

lots of people just read the subs that appeal to them and don't feel the need to post in gbs, hth. Don't feel pressure to :justpost: if you're a little intimidated by GBS!

I'm trying to make the forum a better place

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