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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



All games are today
No starters will play
cutdown on Saturday



This will be the last chance audition of like 1000 guys who are going to try and make the bottom of rosters and other team's practice squads. You will regret watching these games tonight.

For the Patriots, neither Brady nor Garoppolo are playing, Brissett will play the whole game, and he's expected to be cut afterwards. OH YEAH, FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

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incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Kalli posted:

OH YEAH, FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



This thread will get 25 posts and then I'll just repurpose it as the cutdown thread.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
The Chargers have 1 starter playing today

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

OH YEAH, FEEL THE EXCREMENT

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

a neat cape posted:

The Chargers have 1 starter playing today

Is it Melvin Gordon?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

all the starters for your team are going to be busy taking turns farding in my mouth while you watch the bad players instead. hahaha!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Goodbye Brisket... we will always have Houston.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

pubic works project posted:

Is it Melvin Gordon?

Corey Toomey, middle linebacker.

I guess there's a competition there

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Dear Lord, thank you for real football starting soon and that you did not curse me with a brain so broken I am attending the final bears preseason game while telling everyone the Bears will win it all.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
I know I'm ready for 4 quarters of the Hack Attack, and that's a fact, Jack

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Redzone should be free and broadcasting this week. It's the only way to make it semi tolerable.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

No starters will play
lafffo

https://twitter.com/RichCimini/status/903385816172552192

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Maybe they don't want Petty in at all due to him getting hurt last week so I could understand if hes dressing in case Hackenberg gets hurt, but working with the starters? what a dumb boring stupid team

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Well if he's the W1 starter its really only fine to play him if you're also playing the rest of the offensive line starters.

He's almost certainly getting injured tonight though because it is written.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I'm bed-ridden for the next day or so, so I'm kinda forced to watch this garbage.


Oh hey! Witcher 3 Wild Hunt is half off! Now I only have to watch this garbage as long as it takes for the game to install.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Diva Cupcake posted:

He's almost certainly getting injured tonight though because it is written.

Maybe they'll sign Kap then.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Aaaand dead jaguar :(

Aw man, poor kid. Good on ya, Falcons fans, for being decent during that.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 1, 2017

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Lol and there it is.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Loooolool the Bengals

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

quote:

Rams' offensive starters: Dan Orlovsky, Justin Davis, Cory Harkey, Paul McRoberts, Brandon Shippen, Shakeir Ryan, Pace Murphy, Cody Wichmann, Austin Blythe, Jake Eldrenkamp, Darrell Williams. Defensive starters: Ethan Westbrooks, Mike Purcell, Tanzel Smart, Ejuan Price, Samson Ebukam, Bryce Hager, Josh Forrest, Cody Davis, Blake Countess, Mike Jordan, Dominique Hatfield.

I like to think I follow football very closely, and the only name I know off that list is Orlovsky.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Bengals Colts was one of those awkward situations where you're trying to give someone a gift and they won't take it.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Hell yeah Gunter.

midwat
May 6, 2007

I doubt the Pats cut Brissett, merely because they like to have at least 1 backup with time in their system.

If Brady sticks around next year, JimmyG will be gone and they would have no backup

If Brady's gone, JimmyG's the starter and they would have no backup

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Bengals wide receiver depth is just kind of silly.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Challenging the first play of the 4th preseason game. GG Bill.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Suspect Bucket posted:

Aaaand dead jaguar :(

Aw man, poor kid. Good on ya, Falcons fans, for being decent during that.

What happened? I saw something on twitter, they made it seem like it was bad :(

midwat
May 6, 2007

Austin Carr being out there is not a good sign for him

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lol every week Stephen Morris comes out and looks better than Tolzien and then every week they re-confirm Tolzien as the #2.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

*in mark schlereth voice* Jordan Evans belongs in the National Football League

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







cut every steeler that just got juked by fozzy whitaker in tyool 2017

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Ross has a dinged knee

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

cut every steeler

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
JFC Brisset is awful.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Wait Vereen played? Wtf?

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
I am going to watch for as long as Trubisky plays, because the Bears are going to lock him away for a few months

midwat
May 6, 2007

Forever_Peace posted:

Wait Vereen played? Wtf?

Is still playing

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah

midwat posted:

Is still playing

They have one decent running back on the roster and they just have him out there clowning all the roster scrubs. What the hell man, get him out of there.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
why am I watching this

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midwat
May 6, 2007

I am going to miss Austin Carr

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