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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Game is simple, there's a bunch of pairs of questions below. Just copy and paste which is a list of each of the two entries your vote is. Idea shamelessly stolen from Chase Stuart:

In the event of a tie, the side with less people choosing it wins, because suck it.

Winner gets a free avatar change per our moderation team. Hooray Athanatos.

Here's the questions:

Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans
Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs
Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins
Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions
Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard
Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks
Longest punt return by Washington

Kalli fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Sep 6, 2017

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers


Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Hackenberg completions this season.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Chargers wins


Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Sep 5, 2017

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Ravens

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Ravens

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Cowboys home wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Adrian Peterson rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Kalli posted:

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

I assume this means exactly 38 and not 38 and above because that would include Tom "Tom" Brady? Anyway, for my guesses:

Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Total Ties

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I'm going to bold these so I at least know what the other option is when I laugh at the end of the year.

Wins by the Saints - brock osweiler lol
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions - ravens are in decline and the lions should make the playoffs

Wins by the Titans - i originally was gonna pick the buccs but a week 1 bye is :chloe:
Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons - ben is old and hurt and a rapist

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers - the jags will be bad, but the packers aren't going 14-2

Wins by the Chiefs - this one will be close
Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team - an nfc team is gonna lose 14 games and i doubt anyone's going 15-1

Patriots road wins - cowboys gonna regress hard this year
Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins - dolphins will actually not suck

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton - ben is gonna fall off a cliff and andey is pretty good
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker - running backs don't run for 55 yard TDs that often

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties - always cheer for the tie

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards - do the saints even run the ball?

Games started by rookie quarterback
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown) - because nfl gms are dumb and will trot out grandpas

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck
push - neither will play this season

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt - only because bort won't make it long enough to have a truly horrific game
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game = kirk should be good for 4 or 5 tds against the iggles

# of Pages in SB thread. - :justpost:
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times - there don't seem to be any "why do you still have a job?" coaches left
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions - i hate the afc it's boring
Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC - gently caress the pats

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West - 18-1 is real my friends
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney - they should be good for at least 30 combined
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl. - any number is bigger than 0

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns - browns will be okay-ish this year (5-6 wins)

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children. - :laffo:

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard
Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's. - just a gut feeling

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards - that fucker up in boston is nearly 40 and the panthers aren't blowing anyone out that bad

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams - interesting enough, it's the same game

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks - :rip: in peace eli
Longest punt return by Washington

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team

Cowboys home wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Adrian Peterson rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Hackenberg completions this season.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Magnetic North posted:

I assume this means exactly 38 and not 38 and above because that would include Tom "Tom" Brady? Anyway, for my guesses:

Yeah, that's one of the ones I left from Chase Stuart's list.

Also whoops, I left two coaches fired questions in, c'est la vie

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Total Ties (lol 10 minutes)

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Wins by the Broncos - serviceable team

Wins by the Lions - they're better than the ravens

Wins by the Titans - they're good

Wins by the Falcons - they're good

Losses by the Packers - gently caress the packers

Wins by the Chiefs - they're good

Wins by best AFC Team - see next

Patriots road wins - lmao

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins - dolphins and smokin' jay bumping this up

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton - I believe in andey

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell - a guess

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season - at least 3

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards - beast mode

Games started by Rookie QB - Browns, texans probably, bears inevitably

Starts by Joe Flacco - not broken

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt - bort will be benched before anything too funny

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team - hell yeah

# of Pages in SB thread - consistently big, especially if matchup is good

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games - john fox+probably someone else

Number of repeat divisions champions - unfortunate

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC - I'm counting him out

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West - cowboys with elliott are real good

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored - maybe around 28-ish

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl. - lmao

Total passing yardage for the Browns - i hope

Philip Rivers children. - chargers mediocre

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard - bears wrs are maybe worst in team history

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards - come on down, drew brees

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks - inevitable blowout loss to rams counts for both

Longest punt return by Washington - probably something big at some point

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Hackenberg completions this season.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans
Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs
Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins
Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions
Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard
Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks
Longest punt return by Washington

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Adrian Peterson rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Ravens

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

Ginger Beer Belly
Aug 18, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Total Ties

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Chargers wins

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Ravens

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Hackenberg completions this season.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans
Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins
Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions
Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks
Longest punt return by Washington

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Adrian Peterson rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Hackenberg completions this season.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Chargers wins

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Hackenberg completions this season.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Panthers

losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Adrian Peterson rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Andy Dalton

Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Wins by the Broncos


Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans



Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars



Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team


Patriots road wins



Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton


Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell


Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season



Marshawn Lynch rushing yards


Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco


Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt


Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team


# of Pages in SB thread.


Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times


Number of repeat divisions champions


AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East



NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South


Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored


Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.


Total passing yardage for the Browns


Philip Rivers children.


Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.


Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks



Longest punt return by Washington

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans
Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs
Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins
Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions
Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard
Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks
Longest punt return by Washington

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens


Wins by the Titans


Wins by the Falcons


Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs


Wins by best AFC Team


Cowboys home wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton


Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season



Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco


Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt


Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team


.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of new division champions


AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney


Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Total passing yardage for the Browns


Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.


Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards


Highest margin of victory for the Rams


Longest punt return by Washington

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Hope there's still time. Some of these are hysterical.

Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

losses by worst NFC Team

Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

# of Pages in SB thread.

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Longest punt return by Washington

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Hope I'm not too late, if I am oh well it'll be just for fun.


Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Falcons

Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins

Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team

Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I'll take entries for another week or so, it's all good

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Wins by the Saints

Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Steelers

Wins by the Jaguars

Wins by the Chiefs

Wins by best AFC Team

Patriots road wins

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season

Adrian Peterson rushing yards

Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt

Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times

Number of repeat divisions champions

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Total passing yardage for the Browns

Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks

Longest punt return by Washington

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions

Wins by the Titans

Wins by the Buccaneers

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers

Wins by the Chiefs
Wins by the Panthers

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

Patriots road wins
Cowboys home wins

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

Games started by rookie quarterback
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

# of Pages in SB thread.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Number of repeat divisions champions
Number of new division champions

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard
Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks
Longest punt return by Washington

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Figure now's a good time to come back to this and take a look at where these stand so far:

Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos

5-3 lead for the Saints. This was a matchup of no O vs no D, but the Saints look to be further along.

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions

4-3 lead for the Ravens and I'm not sure how. I wanted two flawed but interesting teams, and the Ravens are the least interesting team to watch, but are somehow 4-4 and have a very easy road.

Wins by the Titans
Wins by the Buccaneers

The exciting hype young buck teams! Awh gently caress, the Titans are pretty average and the Buccs suck. 4-2 lead Titans.

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons

Should be two of the best teams in the league no? Pittsburgh says yeah, Falcons can't figure out their offense. 6-4 lead Steelers.

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers

Haha, well this was supposed to be a battle of low numbers, not... gently caress it, it's a great matchup now. 4 to 3 Jaguars, but one has to think the Packers have the advantage here.

Wins by the Chiefs
Wins by the Panthers

Two of the gritty preseason dirt dog teams.... and they're both doing it, one a little prettier then the other, but the Chiefs are up 6-5

Wins by best AFC Team
losses by worst NFC Team

6 vs 8... yeah, ain't nobody touching the 49ers.

Patriots road wins
Cowboys home wins

See I was trying to come up with something for the Pats since I thought they'd win like 12 games, but everyone else was hyping them to the stars, so I settled on this. The Cowboys now sans Zeke for 6 games... bleah. 3-0 Pats, 1-2 Cowboys

49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins
Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins

0 + 5 + 3
3 + 5 + 4 + 4
Okay, so I was wrong for using every team here in a "haha, lovely teams list", so sue me.

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton
Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees

Smith (15), Dalton (11), Bortles (9), Cutler (7), Flacco (6), Bradford (3)
vs
Brady (16), Rodgers (13), Brees (11), Roethlisberger (10)
Considering Rodgers is dead... think we can safely call this one. Actually pretty happy with how the numbers came out though so far.

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell
Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker

Bell: 27 rushing / 42 yard receiving TD
Tucker: 57 yards
Who knows?

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season
Total Ties

0-0, boring!

Adrian Peterson rushing yards
Marshawn Lynch rushing yards

236 vs 266.... Neat. I figured they were both toast, so this is a weird way to get here, but sure, 2 old, broken down RB's doing their thing.

Games started by rookie quarterbacks
Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown)

This is gonna be close. Brees and McCown and 7 games of Palmer vs all but 1 for Watson and Kizer and then whatever we get from Trubisky and Beathard and whomever.

Starts by Joe Flacco
Starts by Andrew Luck

Fart

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt
Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game.

Bradford's probably dead and near 9 y/a... and Bortles barely throws that many times a game, so....

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team
Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game

Number to beat so far is 3!

# of Pages in SB thread.
Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl

meh

Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times
Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games

Goff has been sacked 10 times so far total... no coaches fired yet. Any fired coach wins this think it's safe to say.

Number of repeat divisions champions
Number of new division champions

Patriots, Steelers, Chiefs, Seahawks all leading their divisions... yeah.

AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East
AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West
NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South

Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney
Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored

Hey, another accidentally close one!
Clowney has 4 sacks, Watt died with 0.
They're currently 1st in the league in PPG.

Hackenberg completions this season.
Years since the Jets won the Superbowl.

Don't think Hack is gonna get that month of starts he'll need to hit 50 completions.

Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage
Total passing yardage for the Browns

Bell: 979, Brown: 835, Bryant: 256.
Browns: 1782 passing yards
Triple B's with a solid lead, no thanks to Martavis.

Chargers wins
Philip Rivers children.

3 vs 7. Looking close barring a case of sudden onset octuplets.

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard
Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's.

Howard: 740
Scrubs A-D: 259, 125, 114, 110.
Had to skip over 2 TE's and a RB to figure this out.

Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers
Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards

20... so yeah, I guess hope Wentz passes Brady?

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks
Highest margin of victory for the Rams

Once again my lol Rams approach bites me in the rear end.
Seahawks: 8
Rams: 37

Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks
Longest punt return by Washington

Eli Manning has only been sacked 17 times. I'm loving floored.
Tress Way has a 62 yard punt, so I guess we can probably call this one no matter how bad Eric Flowers is.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

I'm actually doing well so far :unsmith:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Rivers has 8 kids.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Huh.

If you google "Philip RIvers Children" you only get 7 names, that's weird! But yeah, #8 just turned 2.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Alright, I totally didn't forget about this, and the Superbowl's over, and poo poo's calmed down, so let's start going through these predictions.

I basically stole the idea from... I think the guy who runs pro-football-reference and tried to mostly pick things I thought would be kind of even in people's opinions. I... failed on some, but oh well!

First up... the simple ones, WINS (and losses)

Wins by the Saints
Wins by the Broncos
- The Idea here was simple, one team was supposed to be all O no D and the other all D no O.

Well, half right. The Saints managed to skyrocket up to the 8th ranked pass defense (by DVOA) thanks to some impressive moves and drafting, while John Elway was left holding a bag of poo poo at the QB position.

Saints Pickers:

Diqnol
Kalli
fsif
MalarkeyToboggan
SKULL.GIF
axeil
shyduck
Metapod
Whooping Crabs
Athanatos
IcePhoenix
GaussianCopula
Marshmallow Blue
TSBX
sexy tiger boobs
a new study bible!

Wins by the Ravens
Wins by the Lions
- Both teams expected to fight for a wildcard spot, the Ravens went 8-8 in 2016, the Lions 9-7 and squeaked into the WC round. They uh... tied, with 9-7 but both missed the playoffs this year. No points!

Wins by the Titans
Wins by the Buccaneers
- The teams of the first two picks in the 2015 draft. The Buccaneers were on Hard Knocks and expected to take a solid leap forward with a bunch of impressive moves in free agency, while the Titans were coming off an impressive 9-7 season considering everyone expected Mularkey to suck poo poo. Then the Buccaneers laid an egg and the Titans went and improved, made the playoffs, but Mariota regressed, so he gets fired anyway. Life is strange in a way.

Titans Believers:

Diqnol
Kalli
fsif
SKULL.GIF
axeil
shyduck
Metapod
Whooping Crabs
IcePhoenix
GaussianCopula
Marshmallow Blue
sexy tiger boobs
a new study bible!
Benne
Genex
oldskool
Ginger Beer Belly
on the bored wop
Dubious
King Hong Kong
Infidel Castro
The Puppy Bowl
a neat cape

Wins by the Steelers
Wins by the Falcons
- The Superbowl loser and the AFC Championship loser. It also helped that there were really interesting questions about both teams going into the season. In the end, the Falcons ended up taking a step back in the regular season, but came within a poor red zone series of going to the NFC Championship game, while the Steelers were exactly themselves in the regular season, then ran into a Bortles chainsaw.

Steelers 4 Life:

Kalli
fsif
SKULL.GIF
Whooping Crabs
IcePhoenix
GaussianCopula
Marshmallow Blue
a new study bible!
Benne
oldskool
on the bored wop
Dubious
a neat cape
wandler20
Intruder
TurboFlamingChicken

Wins by the Jaguars
Losses by the Packers
- The curveball, see you come up with this question going... jeez, how would either of these teams hit 6? and instead it's 10 vs 9.

The following people believed in the Jaguars, or at least really hate the Packers:

fsif
SKULL.GIF
IcePhoenix
Marshmallow Blue
a new study bible!
Benne
a neat cape
wandler20
sexy tiger boobs
Ginger Beer Belly
TSBX
Magnetic North
OxySnake

Wins by the Chiefs
Wins by the Panthers
- The Chiefs were thought to take a step back, while everything seemed to go wrong for the Panthers last year, so surely they'd be better. Very few of you went along with my reasoning, and 6 people picked the Panthers. In October, you looked like geniuses, then the Chiefs offense stank for awhile, and the Panthers win a squeaker.

Congrats:

Marshmallow Blue
Benne
TSBX
Dubious
shyduck
Infidel Castro

Scores so far:

5 Marshmallow Blue
4 Benne
4 fsif
4 SKULL.GIF
4 IcePhoenix
4 a new study bible!
3 TSBX
3 Dubious
3 shyduck
3 a neat cape
3 sexy tiger boobs
3 Kalli
3 Whooping Crabs
3 GaussianCopula
2 Infidel Castro
2 wandler20
2 Ginger Beer Belly
2 oldskool
2 on the bored wop
2 Diqnol
2 axeil
2 Metapod
1 Magnetic North
1 OxySnake
1 Intruder
1 TurboFlamingChicken
1 Genex
1 King Hong Kong
1 The Puppy Bowl
1 MalarkeyToboggan
1 Athanatos

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Starts by Brady
Starts by Garoppoplo

Has to be in the new one IMO

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