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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Wins by the Broncos - serviceable team

Wins by the Lions - they're better than the ravens

Wins by the Titans - they're good

Wins by the Falcons - they're good

Losses by the Packers - gently caress the packers

Wins by the Chiefs - they're good

Wins by best AFC Team - see next

Patriots road wins - lmao

Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins - dolphins and smokin' jay bumping this up

Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton - I believe in andey

Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell - a guess

Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season - at least 3

Marshawn Lynch rushing yards - beast mode

Games started by Rookie QB - Browns, texans probably, bears inevitably

Starts by Joe Flacco - not broken

Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt - bort will be benched before anything too funny

Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team - hell yeah

# of Pages in SB thread - consistently big, especially if matchup is good

Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games - john fox+probably someone else

Number of repeat divisions champions - unfortunate

AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC - I'm counting him out

NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West - cowboys with elliott are real good

Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored - maybe around 28-ish

Years since the Jets won the Superbowl. - lmao

Total passing yardage for the Browns - i hope

Philip Rivers children. - chargers mediocre

Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard - bears wrs are maybe worst in team history

Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards - come on down, drew brees

Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks - inevitable blowout loss to rams counts for both

Longest punt return by Washington - probably something big at some point

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