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I'm going to bold these so I at least know what the other option is when I laugh at the end of the year. Wins by the Saints - brock osweiler lol Wins by the Broncos Wins by the Ravens Wins by the Lions - ravens are in decline and the lions should make the playoffs Wins by the Titans - i originally was gonna pick the buccs but a week 1 bye is  Wins by the Buccaneers Wins by the Steelers Wins by the Falcons - ben is old and hurt and a rapist Wins by the Jaguars Losses by the Packers - the jags will be bad, but the packers aren't going 14-2 Wins by the Chiefs - this one will be close Wins by the Panthers Wins by best AFC Team losses by worst NFC Team - an nfc team is gonna lose 14 games and i doubt anyone's going 15-1 Patriots road wins - cowboys gonna regress hard this year Cowboys home wins 49ers + Rams + Cardinals wins Jets + Bills + Dolphins + Jaguars wins - dolphins will actually not suck Maximum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Blake Bortles, Sam Bradford, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Joe Flacco, Andy Dalton - ben is gonna fall off a cliff and andey is pretty good Minimum number of passing TDs by a player from this group: Ben Roethlisberger, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Drew Brees Longest TD play from scrimmage by Le’Veon Bell Longest Field Goal by Justin Tucker - running backs don't run for 55 yard TDs that often Number of Head coaches fired before the end of the season Total Ties - always cheer for the tie Adrian Peterson rushing yards Marshawn Lynch rushing yards - do the saints even run the ball? Games started by rookie quarterback Games started by QBs who will be 38 years old during this season (i.e., Brees, Palmer, McCown) - because nfl gms are dumb and will trot out grandpas Starts by Joe Flacco Starts by Andrew Luck push - neither will play this season Sam Bradford yards per pass attempt - only because bort won't make it long enough to have a truly horrific game Most interceptions by Blake Bortles in a game. Number of playoff (non-Super Bowl) games won by the visiting team Maximum number of TDs thrown by Kirk Cousins in a single game = kirk should be good for 4 or 5 tds against the iggles # of Pages in SB thread. -  Highest Yards from scrimmage for a non-QB in the Superbowl Games where Jared Goff is sacked at least 6 times - there don't seem to be any "why do you still have a job?" coaches left Number of head coaches who coach in week 1 and do not coach 16 games Number of repeat divisions champions - i hate the afc it's boring Number of new division champions AFC Championship Game win by the AFC East AFC Championship Game win by the rest of the AFC - gently caress the pats NFC Championship Game win by the NFC East and NFC West - 18-1 is real my friends NFC Championship Game win by the NFC North and NFC South Sacks by JJ Watt + Clowney - they should be good for at least 30 combined Texans' Offensive rank in Points scored Hackenberg completions this season. Years since the Jets won the Superbowl. - any number is bigger than 0 Bell + Brown + Bryant yards from scrimmage Total passing yardage for the Browns - browns will be okay-ish this year (5-6 wins) Chargers wins Philip Rivers children. -  Yards from scrimmage for Jordan Howard Total receiving yards by the Bears top 4 WR's. - just a gut feeling Highest Margin of victory for the Panthers Age of the QB who leads the league in passing yards - that fucker up in boston is nearly 40 and the panthers aren't blowing anyone out that bad Highest margin of defeat for the Seahawks Highest margin of victory for the Rams - interesting enough, it's the same game Sacks taken by Giants' Quarterbacks -  in peace eliLongest punt return by Washington
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