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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Every year around this time, pumpkin spice starts invading everything. More and more products jump on the bandwagon every year, and 2017 is no exception!

However, there is still so much untapped potential for companies. Let's help them out.





What other new Pumpkin Spice products should be on the market?

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dunkin was out of it yesterday gently caress em

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Empress Brosephine posted:

Dunkin was out of it yesterday gently caress em

they were lying because they didn't want to go to the stock room and get the poo poo for you

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
I love Dunks pumpkin spice coffee.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Fun fact: Pumpkin spice (aka Pumpkin pie spice) contains no actual pumpkin. Also a pumpkin spice latte contains bother pumpkin spice and coffee.

So why is pumpkin spice included in products from this part of the year?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

BigBadSteve posted:

Fun fact: Pumpkin spice (aka Pumpkin pie spice) contains no actual pumpkin. Also a pumpkin spice latte contains bother pumpkin spice and coffee.

So why is pumpkin spice included in products from this part of the year?

You're a tease, so I had to look it up myself.


18 parts ground cinnamon
4 parts ground nutmeg
4 parts ground ginger
3 parts ground cloves
3 parts ground allspice

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


All this time I thought Pumpkin was a very spicy fruit.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

You're a tease, so I had to look it up myself.


18 parts ground cinnamon
4 parts ground nutmeg
4 parts ground ginger
3 parts ground cloves
3 parts ground allspice

Don’t forget 30 lbs of sugar

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Send one to the ISS and call it pumpkin space

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
pumpkin spice is okay bit not while it's still 100 degrees. LA needs to tone it down until we cool off to a proper fall temp

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Over There posted:

Don’t forget 30 lbs of sugar

That comes as part of the "regular" coffee regardless.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Ah my particular beverage of choice.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Wamdoodle posted:

Ah my particular beverage of choice.

https://i.imgur.com/QEPBTbA.gifv

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

bag em and tag em posted:

pumpkin spice is okay bit not while it's still 100 degrees. LA needs to tone it down until we cool off to a proper fall temp

It was 54F here in SE WI last night. :negative:

I made a real pumpkin pie last year. It was a poo poo ton of work. I have some left over puree so I'm going to make another one this year.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is


so that's why it tasted like halloween last time

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pumpkin spice butthole

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Ah, the tastiest way to get a UTI. Perfect.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

pumpkin spice dental dams

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Guess it's hard to get a photoshop thread going these days.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Big Beef City posted:

Send one to ISIS and call it pumpkin spISIS

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

numberoneposter posted:

pumpkin spice butthole

GastonEatTheEggs
Nov 7, 2012


congrats to the Party for Socialism and Liberation

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Ah, the tastiest way to get a UTI. Perfect.

that's a picture of scented tampons not my unwashed cock

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Double Agent posted:

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em



:snoop:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Guess it's hard to get a photoshop thread going these days.



This should've been posted in TFR tbh.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

You're a tease, so I had to look it up myself.


18 parts ground cinnamon
4 parts ground nutmeg
4 parts ground ginger
3 parts ground cloves
3 parts ground allspice

It is a mystery why they would call the ingredients to a pumpkin pie "pumpkin spice" I mean some mysteries were never meant to be solved I guess

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Is it still sexist to not like pumpkin spice? 2016's contribution to the pumpkin spice phenomenon was to declare that because pumpkin spice things were primarily targeted to woman, not liking or complaining about how it's everywhere is therefore a micro-aggression. This is what I learned from NPR.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Pie

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Zeluth fucked around with this message at 10:44 on Sep 9, 2017

Olive Mohel
Nov 8, 2006

Life is more than a series of ones and zeroes.
My body has a severe reaction to whatever is in fake pumpkin spice flavor. I get crippling heartburn and am in pain for hours. It doesn’t happen with actual pumpkin pie or things like it, only things like pumpkin spice ice cream and coffee, so I assume it’s a chemical in the fake poo poo. Thanks you for to listen my story.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Before I realized what this picture was and my brain configured the right perspective I thought it was a full toilet of choleric diarrhea

Still better than a PSL tho

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I had a pumpkin spice iced coffee from Dunkin this morning a pumpkin spice frappe from Starbucks in the afternoon i am a monster.

The Starbucks was better

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