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vanisher posted:Bruce Wayne to dog: conquer your fears, become fear to your enemies vanisher posted:Bruce Wayne's dog to child riding bike who was barked at and is now afraid of dogs: "There's more to me than this..." Idea by forum user got any sevens |
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*Bruce watching dog from behind one-way glass while it runs on a treadmill with a hundred devices monitoring it's biological functions* Bruce: His performance is absolutely incredible. Alfred: It IS, just a dog, Master Bruce Bruce: WELL IT'S MY DOG. *bat pout*
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Sep 8, 2017 01:40
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Alfred to Bruce Wayne's Dog: "It's your birthday sir, you really should make an appearance. You're representing the Wayne family" Dog is just scared by loud noises and strangers
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Sep 8, 2017 01:41
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Dog freaking out on top of roof, Alfred speeds to the scene thinking he's been drugged. Dog is just afraid of heights.
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Sep 8, 2017 01:43
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"Endure, Mr. Wayne's dog. Take it. They’ll hate you for it, but that’s the point of Batman's Dog. He can be the outcast, he can make the choice that no one else can make, the right choice.” *Dog barks at neighbors despite HOA fines and noise complaints*
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Sep 8, 2017 01:56
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Catwoman angrily pounds on the front door to Wayne Manor and then waits, arms crossed and scowling, with a caped chihuahua firmly attached to her ankle
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Sep 8, 2017 02:34
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Scout: ROWOROROWOWOROROROROWOWOWORKRORGGHHHGGHHHROWOWOWO Mailman: ah gently caress I'm just trying to deliver the mail here man, can you leash up your dog? Bruce: that technique.... surely he didn't master the same interrogation techniques as I... could Scout be a member of the league of shadows? I must watch him carefully. his true motives will soon be revealed |
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Sep 8, 2017 03:24
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*stares with the experience and skills of the world's greatest detective at a dog licking its balls* Bruce: this may be the hardest challenge I've ever faced... |
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Sep 8, 2017 03:35
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Dads Dip Cup posted:Catwoman angrily pounds on the front door to Wayne Manor and then waits, arms crossed and scowling, with a caped chihuahua firmly attached to her ankle ---------------- |
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Sep 8, 2017 03:46
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Dads Dip Cup posted:Catwoman angrily pounds on the front door to Wayne Manor and then waits, arms crossed and scowling, with a caped chihuahua firmly attached to her ankle
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Sep 8, 2017 04:06
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Sep 8, 2017 05:14
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Bruce : "who wants to go for a RIDE?" *the dog's ears prick up and he begins excitedly running in circles, tail wagging* *minutes later the batmobile pulls up to a building marked "Gotham City Veterinary Center"* Dog (being carried inside): "you fooled me once, Dark Knight, but don't think this is over"
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Sep 8, 2017 05:37
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batman makes a sad post in Pet Island about his dog passing away, BSS goons gripe about it being a marketing stunt and that the dog will get revived in a couple issues
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Sep 8, 2017 05:49
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"Hey Clark, what's up, haven't heard from you lately. Check out my new dog. [dog picture]" "Bruce, cool dog. Is he a super-dog? My dog, Krypto the super-dog, is a super-dog. [dog picture]" "Clark, this is why we don't hang out." |
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Sep 8, 2017 15:34
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* news bulliten playing showing bank robbery in progress * Batman: Lets go save em dog! Robin: alright!! Batman: oh sorry, not you Robin, I mean my dog here |
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Sep 8, 2017 16:08
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vanisher posted:* news bulliten playing showing bank robbery in progress * Robin kicking a loose stone with his head hung low: who calls their dog "dog" |
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Sep 8, 2017 16:09
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what kind of dog would the Joker get to retaliate? a pug?
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Sep 8, 2017 17:00
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got any sevens posted:what kind of dog would the Joker get to retaliate? a pug? a cat https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 8, 2017 17:36
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*Batman, tears running down his eyes and down his suit, using a batarang to scoop up dog poop. Crime runs wild, but this is his life now.*
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Sep 8, 2017 18:20
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Batdog's flirtation with Catcat is pretty unsettling. |
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Sep 8, 2017 19:46
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Batman keeps bringing around his handsome, powerful dog so Green Arrow buys one of those huge green parrots. |
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Sep 8, 2017 19:47
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Batdog is always on the prowl for Squirrelman. Some nerd is gonna tell me that Squirrelman is a real character with a long, storied history and I'm gonna get Batdog to throw up on the nerd's shoes. ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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Sep 8, 2017 19:48
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don't worry, shes a marvel character so the two wouldn't interact outside of non-canon crossover events
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Sep 8, 2017 20:27
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Sep 9, 2017 00:23
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AverySpecialfriend posted:the bark knight  thread over
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Sep 9, 2017 01:35
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RandomFerret posted:don't worry, shes a marvel character so the two wouldn't interact outside of non-canon crossover events oh man squirrel girl running away from the bark knight 
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Sep 9, 2017 07:52
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Batdog faces off against Poison Ivy's dog, Chocolate. |
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Sep 9, 2017 23:35
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Commissioner Gordon: Batman, come back here! Your dumb dog just poo poo on my lawn!...Batman? (The dog poo poo has vanished. Gordon can hear something quietly licking its chops...or was that just the night wind?) |
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Sep 9, 2017 23:39
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This video but Bruce Wayne's Dog intead of John Wayne's Teeth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ctLVlkDWRs https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 10, 2017 01:05
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Batman never shoots his criminal foes, but there's nothing that says he can't bring along the odd Rottweiler...
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Sep 11, 2017 04:13
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*Batpooch bursts through a conveniently-placed glass ceiling and descends like a wraith into the Riddler's lair* Riddler: Well, done Bat Mongrel, you've sniffed me out! But Riddle me this: what has four legs... and FLEES? *Cackles and turns on vacuum cleaner* Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Sep 11, 2017 06:48
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Sep 11, 2017 06:49
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*Bruce switches to light gray batsuits because he's tired of having to use a lint roller all the time* |
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Sep 11, 2017 06:54
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Drink-Mix Man posted:*Batpooch bursts through a conveniently-placed glass ceiling and descends like a wraith into the Riddler's lair* 
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Sep 11, 2017 06:58
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Bruce tosses batarangs one by one saying "Fetch, boy! Fetch!" in an increasingly exasperated tone as the dog simply sits there staring and tilting his head at him
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Sep 11, 2017 08:09
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(Batdog tosses a leash at Dane, hoping to distract him) Dane: You think walkies is your ally? You merely adopted the walk. |
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Sep 11, 2017 14:59
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Spinoff comic featuring Ace the Bathound's brother: Bass the Raphound. "Stoppin crimes and spittin rhymes"
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Sep 11, 2017 16:06
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Batdog was originally a well-behaved Golden Lab, but Frank Miller re-imagined it as a Doberman Pinscher. For a very brief period in the 90's it was a chihuahua that wore neon green goggles. |
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Sep 11, 2017 20:18
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Batman: "Ok pooch I've left the window open a crack for you, which actually is quite a feat considering it's more of a cockpit lid than a window but anyway I'll be back in five, I just need to pick up some milk from the store" Bat dog: "Wwuuoooroughh!!" *Later* Passerby: "Oh my! How long have you been left in here boy?!" Bat dog: "Wwuuoooroughh!!" *passerby heads into store to complain* (Over Tannoy): "THIS IS A CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT - COULD THE OWNER OF A BLACK... UHHH... CORVETTE PLEASE COME TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK IMMEDIATELY, THANKYOU" Batman: "goddamnit" |
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Sep 11, 2017 23:54
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HotSoapyBeard posted:Batman: "Ok pooch I've left the window open a crack for you, which actually is quite a feat considering it's more of a cockpit lid than a window but anyway I'll be back in five, I just need to pick up some milk from the store" lol |
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