Creative ways to hide that you just shit your pants

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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I usually go with the "ugh, it smells like poo poo in here what the gently caress is that" diversion before excusing myself to go pee. as long as you say you're going pee no one suspects a thing.

sometimes I also just put it in unexpected places. like a friend of mine has this calabash from ethiopia that already smells like poo poo so I just casually drop it in there when I get a chance. no one checks there

you might get the impression that this happens a lot but trust me, it's no more than the average person

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Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that includes old people and young children of course. they're people too

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Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

i print out your posts and wave them around that usually overpowers the smell and drives ppl away

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Detonate a high yield thermonuclear weapon in the vicinity

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Get on all fours and meow like a cat

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schmuckfeatures: Oct 27, 2003; Hair Elf

hide it between slices of bread, placed carefully on a plate garnished tastefully with pubes

serves 4.

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Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

SOMEBODY PUT poo poo IN MY PANTS

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Cephalectomy: Jun 8, 2007

Jeza posted:

SOMEBODY PUT poo poo IN MY PANTS

i told you i was hardcore ;-*

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Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

Just drop it on the floor and give no fucks

:barf:

http://i.imgur.com/yPNDikG.jpg

:barf:

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Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Go outside and stage a fall. When you get up loudly proclaim that you slipped in some dog poo poo and laugh it off with everyone. Go home from work and hide your shame.

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Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

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Neurolimal: Nov 3, 2012

Get on all fours and start meowing like a cat

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solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

Get on all fours and meow like a cat

Walk backwards out the door

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goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM

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The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

poo poo in someone else's pants

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flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Make a really loud fart noise with your mouth and say "Phew, that was a big one! Sorry, everybody, better clear out!"

That will cover for the smell and when people leave the room you can ditch your underwear. It's still embarrassing but farts are a lot more socially acceptable.

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