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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Ball Park all-beef frank, Heinz ketchup, and a store-brand bun. More delicious than any bullshit artisan dog with a whole goddamn salad on it, sorry if you're a pretentious loser who can't appreciate the simple things in life. Think I'll make myself another...

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
is this the new doobie thread

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

do u know jenny posted:

is this the new doobie thread

I don't know what that is

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


sorry bout ur tastebuds

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Three Olives posted:

If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

Agreed, except instead of "put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard" I mean "have a strong opinion about hotdog condiments".

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:

If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

Hey now, I don't hate mustard or anything, it just lacks the versatility of ketchup. It's good on hot dogs and maybe a couple other kinds of sandwiches, but can you dunk your fries in it, can you marinade with it? Ketchup goes with everything.

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
its allowed back on youtube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPzsV2YN6Q

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Ketchup doesn't taste good. Full stop.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Three Olives posted:

If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

Indeed, hate to ruin the high quality hot dog meat with ketchup.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I like to put pineapple rings on my hot dogs.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Ketchup is fine it's just not very exciting and in most cases it can be applied I prefer a good hot sauce or barbeque sauce instead

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
Waiting for the Costco gang to show up...

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
HOT DOG Baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrHIqEr6b08

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Has anyone seen Mr Bibs? We've got a rogue hot dog on the loose. :ohdear:

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Mustard and relish only. Ketchup is for children

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

sausage party looking good

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Spagghentleman posted:

Waiting for the Costco gang to show up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHl2OzgPlgA

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
Mustard is the only thing that should ever be on a hot dog.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Heinz 57

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Hunts is better ketchup than Heinz op

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Three Olives posted:

If you put ketchup on a hot dog instead of mustard you might as well just kill yourself.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Cantaloupe posted:

Hey now, I don't hate mustard or anything, it just lacks the versatility of ketchup. It's good on hot dogs and maybe a couple other kinds of sandwiches, but can you dunk your fries in it, can you marinade with it? Ketchup goes with everything.

I dip my fries in mustard, never ketchup, and mustard makes an excellent sauce for things like pulled pork or eggrolls. Sorry that big ketchup got to you.

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Cantaloupe posted:

Ball Park all-beef frank, Heinz ketchup, and a store-brand bun. More delicious than any bullshit artisan dog with a whole goddamn salad on it, sorry if you're a pretentious loser who can't appreciate the simple things in life. Think I'll make myself another...

Sounds awesome. Mustard is good too. Are the store brand buns as good as more expensive ones?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

great big cardboard tube posted:

Ketchup is fine it's just not very exciting and in most cases it can be applied I prefer a good hot sauce or barbeque sauce instead

Ketchup is delicious if you only eat it once in a blue moon.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
ketchub goes on scrambled eggs, not hot dogs OP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Hot loving drat! That crazy son of bitch OP is at it again! Stuffing his fat loving face with a big tube of meat like he's a godamn astronaut riding a rocketship to the loving cool moon where Dr cool pants invented the gently caress yes machine for the orgasm people of hellyeahistan! gently caress me!!

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Gazpacho posted:

ketchub goes on scrambled eggs, not hot dogs OP

Ew. Salt and pepper you loon.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What if you used Sriracha Ketchup instead?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if you used Sriracha Ketchup instead?

There's a popular dawg here that has macaroni and sriracha on top

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wanna pet that dog

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




If there isn't any Secret Stadium Sauce around I put ketchup on my dog because Chicago can kiss my fuckin' rear end.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Chicago dog best dog

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm hot doggin
check it and see
i got processed meats
not nitrate free

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