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The Ars liveblog is just fielding the dumbest loving questions. "Is there music playing or are people talking?"
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 17:55 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:05 |
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Hi Tim
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:03 |
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"We share our new products, starting with the stuff you care about the least"
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:05 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:This is as close to public necrophilia as I've ever seen Is it Necrophilia if the corpse is just spinning on your dick?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:07 |
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Fuckin christ. Apple Park poo poo? You know why we're here. Give it what we want Tim.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:08 |
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I complain about sitting through this bullshit but I'd still go see it.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:10 |
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Mezzanine posted:it looks like epcot or something Made to crush my childhood memories?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:11 |
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Cervix experience?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:13 |
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Teacher Tuesdays, where our employees teach more than our local schools do. This week's Teacher: RZA, teaching CREAM.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:15 |
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Irritated Goat posted:"We share our new products, starting with the stuff you care about the least" Called it.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:19 |
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I knew Russia had cyborgs!
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:21 |
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If Apple would just give me one, I'd use the poo poo out of it for my fat rear end.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:25 |
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Binary Badger posted:so the apple watch is going to tell me i should stop staring at the lady with the open cleavage standing by the door then Apple Watch has detected all the blood rushing out of your brain. Call Ambulance?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:27 |
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The next generation of Apple Watch, shove that poo poo in the water. Go ahead. No one gives a gently caress.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:28 |
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Another reason for Verizon to shove their cock deeper in my rear end.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:29 |
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If you fall into the lake, it's coming out of your paycheck Deidre.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:35 |
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Eddie's gonna tell us how this still doesn't compete with a drat Amazon Fire Stick.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:43 |
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so.. we're watching a 1080p stream of a 4K video? Ok.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:45 |
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If I wasn't so bought into Amazon poo poo, I'd consider moving to Apple for that poo poo alone.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:48 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Technology infused with humanity brought about the troubling events of Bioforge, Tim. Introducing Apple Eve. Giving you the power to cover someone in Bees for only $399
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:55 |
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Of course my internet goes to poo poo right before they announce the new phone.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:59 |
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No Apple branded charger? Wow, I'm kinda shocked.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:16 |
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I missed it. When's the date for the 8\8+?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:22 |
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I think I'm gonna try to get a 7/7+ instead. Most of this isn't necessary for me and my poor rear end.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:25 |
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bobfather posted:LMAO. They're going to keep the 6s / 6s+ and retire the dumbphone that was the 7. 7 was on the list.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 19:56 |