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Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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The Ars liveblog is just fielding the dumbest loving questions. "Is there music playing or are people talking?" :allears:

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Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Hi Tim :cry:

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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"We share our new products, starting with the stuff you care about the least"

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

This is as close to public necrophilia as I've ever seen

Is it Necrophilia if the corpse is just spinning on your dick?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Fuckin christ. Apple Park poo poo? You know why we're here. Give it what we want Tim.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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I complain about sitting through this bullshit but I'd still go see it.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Mezzanine posted:

it looks like epcot or something

Made to crush my childhood memories?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Cervix experience?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Teacher Tuesdays, where our employees teach more than our local schools do.

This week's Teacher: RZA, teaching CREAM.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Irritated Goat posted:

"We share our new products, starting with the stuff you care about the least"

Called it.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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I knew Russia had cyborgs!

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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If Apple would just give me one, I'd use the poo poo out of it for my fat rear end.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Binary Badger posted:

so the apple watch is going to tell me i should stop staring at the lady with the open cleavage standing by the door then

Apple Watch has detected all the blood rushing out of your brain. Call Ambulance?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.
The next generation of Apple Watch, shove that poo poo in the water. Go ahead. No one gives a gently caress.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Another reason for Verizon to shove their cock deeper in my rear end. :sigh:

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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If you fall into the lake, it's coming out of your paycheck Deidre.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Eddie's gonna tell us how this still doesn't compete with a drat Amazon Fire Stick.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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so.. we're watching a 1080p stream of a 4K video? Ok.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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If I wasn't so bought into Amazon poo poo, I'd consider moving to Apple for that poo poo alone.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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shadow puppet of a posted:

Technology infused with humanity brought about the troubling events of Bioforge, Tim.

Introducing Apple Eve. Giving you the power to cover someone in Bees for only $399

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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Of course my internet goes to poo poo right before they announce the new phone.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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No Apple branded charger? Wow, I'm kinda shocked.

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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I missed it. When's the date for the 8\8+?

Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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I think I'm gonna try to get a 7/7+ instead. Most of this isn't necessary for me and my poor rear end.

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Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

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bobfather posted:

LMAO. They're going to keep the 6s / 6s+ and retire the dumbphone that was the 7.

7 was on the list.

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