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We also might get 7th generation iPod Touches according to: http://appleinsider.com/articles/17/09/11/7th-gen-ipod-touch-with-face-id-hinted-at-in-ios-11-gm-code ..which would be nice since they pretty much killed off most of the other iPods and haven't updated the Touch since.. July 2015.
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Rick posted:Can't wait for Apple to release the device I'm waiting for, The Pippen 2017. Naw someone writes a 65C816 emulator in ARM and ties it into the new Apple-only GPU (which looks curiously like the PowerVR 3D chips) and wa-lah, Super Nintendo emulation for the AppleTV 4K.
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Open to everyone means I can walk my dog there, then.
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TyrantWD posted:I've been to almost every Apple store in NYC and the DC metro area, and never seen any of these things in their store. That tree poo poo will only fly in the burb stores like Ridge Hill or Nanuet, not the inner city where they can't buy enough room for it
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:The catch: it’s the same band 24/7 until they expire. IT'S THE BAND, 'TRAIN' EVERYBODY
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Sep 12, 2017 18:18
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The Apple Watch reminds me when to do my lines of coke (the soda not the drug)
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Sep 12, 2017 18:20
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cmon tim apple watch needs to start reading my pulse, taking my glucose readings and telling me every 37 seconds what a morbidly obese slob i am
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Sep 12, 2017 18:22
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poo poo even the Woz is falling asleep during this keynote already
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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its true my apple watch has been telling me ive been in cardiac arrest for the last six mon
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Sep 12, 2017 18:25
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so the apple watch is going to tell me i should stop staring at the lady with the open cleavage standing by the door then
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Sep 12, 2017 18:26
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it took until loving TYOOL 2017 to get Dick Tracy's 2-way wristwatch to the masses
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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DONT DOXXXXX ME MAAANNNNN
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Sep 12, 2017 18:30
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Yo apple I want my house arrest bracelet NOW
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Sep 12, 2017 18:32
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welp its the best watch for calling while rowing on the water i bet, one false move and its dunksies
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Sep 12, 2017 18:35
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DICK TRACY COULD DO THAT FIFTY YEARS AGO SHEESH
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Sep 12, 2017 18:36
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so lets see i can make a call with my watch while im having a heart attack right? multitasking!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:37
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AlternateAccount posted:WHERES A GIANT SHEPHERDS CROOK FROM OFFSTAGE WHEN YOU NEED IT? currently on loan to the new gong show where they never use it
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Sep 12, 2017 18:37
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Waiting for Apple Watch series 108 that turns me into Captain Marvel
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Sep 12, 2017 18:38
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18 hours life if you dont call one hour if you do
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Sep 12, 2017 18:39
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so the Apple TV 4K is basically an iPhone 7 that plays HDR 4K video
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Sep 12, 2017 18:46
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Pilotwings with dating?!!
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Sep 12, 2017 18:51
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:Yeah but I'm not foolish enough to connect my television to the internet. Dumb display with add on boxes 4 lyfe dem hackers gonna hack your tv and give it a goatse screensaver if you not careful
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TyrantWD posted:I don't know why Apple do these half-baked gaming displays. Forget about gaming until you are ready to commit to it fully, and bundle in a controller. THAT DOESNT SUCK rear end instead of the current Apple TV controller
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Sep 12, 2017 18:55
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yada yada yada did you guys just invent the A11XYZ Fruitloops Synergy chip yet?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:56
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WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON
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Sep 12, 2017 18:57
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aerospace grade: we make em from the wreckage recovered from plane crash sites
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Sep 12, 2017 18:59
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A11 bionic?! Can it make me run in slow motion while a 60's theremin sound effect plays in the background?!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:00
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ooooh DSP technology fancy schmancy
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Sep 12, 2017 19:01
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how many megapixels phil?!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:02
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WTF?! STUCK AT 12 MEGAPIXELS YOU IDIOTS
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Sep 12, 2017 19:03
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heres a kid with freckles isn't it incredible? HAH?
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Sep 12, 2017 19:03
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HEY PHIL someone needs to sculpt your face as in dermabrasion
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Sep 12, 2017 19:05
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it's got the POWERVR, er APPLE GPU?!
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Sep 12, 2017 19:09
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No NO NOT ANOTHER GAME THAT'LL BE FORGOTTEN BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR
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Sep 12, 2017 19:10
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welp at least the prices for iPhone 7 will be lower
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Sep 12, 2017 19:12
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i get the feeling game companies are a great way for venture capitalists to flush their $$$ down the drain
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Sep 12, 2017 19:13
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OH GOD ONE MORE THING FINALLY
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Sep 12, 2017 19:17
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now your phone can blind you at night
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Sep 12, 2017 19:26
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but can you still defeat face ID with a few copies of 8 by 10 glossies of you?
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in phil's case all face id has to do is count the number of warts "39 warts yup dats phil"
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