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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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the old ceremony posted:

well there's about twenty characters all having a spectacular wuxia battle and in the middle of it all is a sad balding middle-aged nerd humping a pillowcase full of wheat. this goes on for a thousand pages and then it ends with a brief retelling of the scorpion parable

Does it come in a gluten free variety

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Nuns with Guns posted:

Think John Galt, minus all the objectivist and Ayn Rand baggage, and with a vulva that can crush a man's head

Weird hermit in a canyon? Yeah that squares with what I've heard

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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My favorite Zen Pencils is the one where it's a woman wrestling to an inspirational quote from the Ultimate Warrior but in every panel the quote has been replaced with something atrociously racist and homophobic he said

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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PMush Perfect posted:

She's been banished. She will return, eventually, though we will not know her face.

Like Arthur arising from Avalon to reclaim his crown in time of need

Hey wait

Avshalom

Avalon

Holy poo poo

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Mr. Lobe posted:

Depends on how you feel about eye gore.

It's pronounced eee gore.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Ah, Red Robot. Late of Diesel Sweeties and Exploding Dog, and my wife's socks.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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We're in BSS, why not "bub"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Jackard posted:

I've read a comic about vikings where the prologue is about fifty chapters long.

Vinland Saga?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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For dead webcomics, sometimes I like to reread Spamusement, where the guy drew panels based on spam email headers he received.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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oh my god, someone else who remembers isometric. I think it's dead now:
https://web.archive.org/web/20141102155400/http://isometri.cc/strips

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Tollymain posted:

i blame 9/11 for the black-and-white thinking epidemic

Our culture has borderline personality disorder?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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There are two:

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=670

e: upon reflection, the one you posted is heaps better.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I liked the joke about the little potted plant in today's oglaf

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I want a comic that is the movie I fervently hoped, with little real expectation, that Prometheus would be.

Team of researchers, abandoned alien planet, lots of ruins porn, lots of big questions. Dark corners, immense machinery with unknown or unknowable purposes. Definitely a reference to Shelley's Ozymandias..

I guess maybe I could go reread Rendezvous With Rama again...

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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thatbastardken posted:

big american titties

Ease up there, cousin Roman

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Dogwood Fleet posted:

My dream comic: a dream journal comic executed properly. The more hosed up the dreams are, the better.

Slow Wave was exactly that for a long time, but it looks like it got taken down

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

a less subtle Zen Pencils

I'm not sure this is possible

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Holy poo poo, there is a 24 page Kronar epic over at Oglaf today

Mostly SFW, too, but treat it as NSFW due to one of the later pages (you'll know it when you see it)

e: rereading it on something that's not my phone and there's dong a lot earlier than I thought. Wear some underpants, Kronar, dang.

Phy fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Aug 5, 2018

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Tollymain posted:

re: current events in questionable content: honestly, probably the least horrifying way to learn you absolutely do not gently caress around w power tools lmao

Yup, I once learned a valuable lesson about clamping when the thing I was drilling into caught on the bit and spun, and yanked off a chunk of my thumbnail

And by "once" I mean last year

I'm 36

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Boulet is a national treasure.

(For France, of course.)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Someone upthread described it as Oglaf but with swords instead of loving

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Somebody get Lynx Minmei on the line

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Very slightly let down to find that it is not John Allison comics with the dialogue replaced by words from horse.ebooks

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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nine-gear scarecrow posted:

As of this current time the bullet point list is:

  • Monster Pulse






  • ...

Oglaf, excuse you

(what about that swords comic, it has a sizable archive already such as a regularly updated comic might)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Mors Rattus posted:

what's the difference between a reverse anal birthing and an anal unbirthing

In an unbirthing, anal or otherwise, all the various fluids still follow gravity

In a reverse birthing, anal or otherwise, said fluids run uphill in contravention to the laws of man and physics

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Tollymain posted:

what does it mean to be olivia jamesed
Olivia Jaimes is the new writer/artist of Nancy

To be Olivia Jaimesed is to have your comic taken over by someone who is better at it than you

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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But I thought webcomics were supposed to be bad

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Rand Brittain posted:

Roko Basilisk.

AIs in this setting don't seem to fear stupid names; the last new one we met was called Beepatrice.

Jeph named the evil blackmailing AI running an underground robot fight club "Corpse Witch"

Wish I was named fuckin' Corpse Witch

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Today Jeph Jacques illustrates the futility of life. You too could land a seasonal starring role on a stable long-running webcomic, only to step out into the street and be flattened by a giant bronze statue carrying a crate of bananas

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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nine-gear crow posted:

QCS is that way, duder. You don’t see Avs crying about it, do you?

I'm not sure she has tear ducts, crow.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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If every six months the writers got tired of Chandler and swapped him out for a big booty robot

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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PMush Perfect posted:

Dominic scares away the big bad eldritch monster on two separate occasions [...] and then later by disguising himself as an interdimensional crab cop.

I never read it, this would be awesome except for all the other stuff people have said about DD

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Rotten Red Rod posted:

Supposedly it's just for this storyline, but I will laugh hard if that's not true.

... And I'll probably follow it here if Mookie keeps doing the art. I am weak

I'm sure you've got better things to do with your time.
\
:backtowork:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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I've been here too long, I cannot read this and mentally append "thought of ants and died"

That first "and" in the sentence above, I tried to write it as "ant"

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Rotten Red Rod posted:

Really? Cuz I think they like it



Wrong game, but all I can think of is this now



Ahahaha gently caress it's avs's Widowmaker Fart Fetish Fanfic Shitpost, but, like, real

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Goddamnit do I need to read Schlock Mercenary again? It took me days to work through the archive the first time I got into it, and that was over a decade ago

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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nankeen posted:

where are all the chernobyl webcomics

Tell me you can't think of one artist meltdown

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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PMush Perfect posted:

Listen, it is trans girl tradition that our new names make us sound like 23rd century cyberpunk hackers.

It was only earlier this week that I realized Agent Smith was deadnaming Neo through three goddamn movies

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



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Mors Rattus posted:

Dude’s never gone full Ringo, I feel it’s mean to compare the two. In fact, I’m not really sure Howard Taylor has it in him to be that gross.

That reminds me, Ringo once wrote Bun-bun into a book (as nose art on a tank, IIRC)

I read that book cause I read Sluggy at the time, I remember it being pretty bog standard mil SF. It would be several years until I heard about Oh John Ringo No.

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