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Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
and Europe is no longer a super power or relevant at all? The UK thought it would be a good idea to break off eve though the only reason their economy exists is so English speaking countries can do business with Europe and the EU is going to fall to infighting. Hope you like recession on top of inflation.

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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Right now

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


You've got it hosed up, the UK is going to become irrelevant out of this. Scotland is gonna leave, and probably Northern Ireland too. england and wales, powerhouses they are, will probably end up as US states before the 22nd century

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*
break me off a piece of that UK bar

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

scorching, searing hot take you got there, OP

thankfully once the UK splits from the EU we will be able to use asbestos again to cope with it

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
The sun is setting on the English empire

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Magius1337est posted:

The sun is setting on the English empire

The sun set on that Empire generations ago.

It's the American Empire you have to worry about. See the Brits learnt from the mistakes of Genghis Khan and Alexander, and the successes of the Romans. Their Empire was doomed to fail the moment the Maryland made landfall. An Island cannot control a continent, it's against the natural order, as some American said, and after kicking the French off north america, a nation with 4 times their population and wealth, they'd know they'd be next to go. But they leveraged the gently caress out of what they had, while they had it. The English planned for their eventual fall. The revolutionary war allowed them to shed dead weight and propel them into far greater atrocities in India.

The possible problem is, they're still in a medieval mindset with regards European politics. For the past thousand years, British policy has been to disrupt and destroy ANY union of European powers, because only such a union would have a decent chance of invasion, at least with medieval and renaissance warfare.

But the situation has changed. And no one wants to invade England anymore. The land itself is spent, it relies heavily on Moroccan phosphate just to keep the grass growing for livestock and crops that haven't been able to feed the populace for centuries. There isn't a gram of tin or iron left in its mines, and no one wants coal anymore. Trade is all they have.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

basic hitler posted:

You've got it hosed up, the UK is going to become irrelevant out of this. Scotland is gonna leave, and probably Northern Ireland too. england and wales, powerhouses they are, will probably end up as US states before the 22nd century

Nah Scottish people are actually servile by nature and incapable of running an independent country.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Super powers are super evil. We need terrorism to keep things in check

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga

IronClaymore posted:

The sun set on that Empire generations ago.

It's the American Empire you have to worry about. See the Brits learnt from the mistakes of Genghis Khan and Alexander, and the successes of the Romans. Their Empire was doomed to fail the moment the Maryland made landfall. An Island cannot control a continent, it's against the natural order, as some American said, and after kicking the French off north america, a nation with 4 times their population and wealth, they'd know they'd be next to go. But they leveraged the gently caress out of what they had, while they had it. The English planned for their eventual fall. The revolutionary war allowed them to shed dead weight and propel them into far greater atrocities in India.

The possible problem is, they're still in a medieval mindset with regards European politics. For the past thousand years, British policy has been to disrupt and destroy ANY union of European powers, because only such a union would have a decent chance of invasion, at least with medieval and renaissance warfare.

But the situation has changed. And no one wants to invade England anymore. The land itself is spent, it relies heavily on Moroccan phosphate just to keep the grass growing for livestock and crops that haven't been able to feed the populace for centuries. There isn't a gram of tin or iron left in its mines, and no one wants coal anymore. Trade is all they have.

How long until the queen starts auctioning off her gold?

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Only reason to stay in the EU is if you really like Germany telling you what to do.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Magius1337est posted:

How long until the queen starts auctioning off her gold?
She might have to flog that big fuckoff diamond in her crown we stole from India.

e: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koh-i-Noor

Seaside Loafer fucked around with this message at 22:51 on Sep 18, 2017

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

basic hitler posted:

You've got it hosed up, the UK is going to become irrelevant out of this. Scotland is gonna leave, and probably Northern Ireland too. england and wales, powerhouses they are, will probably end up as US states before the 22nd century

This. Although they won't become US states.

The EU will not topple. Great Britain is no more, and is simply Britain. The United Kingdom will soon divide and simply become the Kingdom of England, starting with Scotland leaving. Scotland wants to stay part of the EU, and England will be in no position to argue that unity is strength after this jingoistically motivated suicide.

"You want to do your own thing and become independent England? Well, so do we."
"But but but we're in this together Scotland!"
"gently caress OFF"

Magius1337est posted:

How long until the queen starts auctioning off her gold?

The Queen is funded by tax payers.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
The brexit was supposed to make the UK more competitive abroad but somehow managed to both increase their dependency on imports and fail to increase their exports because surprise people don't want british poo poo: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/10/uk-trade-deficit-widens-as-fall-in-sterling-fails-to-improve-export-sales

lol good game britian, you managed to make everyone poorer with your currency losing a 5th of its value while also doing austerity causing a cash crunch in a country desperate for employment. You've manage to double whammy yourself into poverty.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Harrower posted:

Only reason to stay in the EU is if you really like Germany telling you what to do.

The EU defends human rights. While Britain is part of the EU I can state that someone is violating my fundamental human rights, and if it comes down to it, I can appeal to a court of law beyond this island. If/When Britain leaves the EU, if my fundamental human rights are violated, I am hosed, as those who have stripped away rights also preside over the way cases of injustice are handled, if at all.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Mr.Tophat posted:

The EU defends human rights. While Britain is part of the EU I can state that someone is violating my fundamental human rights, and if it comes down to it, I can appeal to a court of law beyond this island. If/When Britain leaves the EU, if my fundamental human rights are violated, I am hosed, as those who have stripped away rights also preside over the way cases of injustice are handled, if at all.

yeah but that's dumb poo poo for leftists, real men take all the abuse from their rightful kynge they can muster

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I honestly believe that we Britons might have one last chance to reverse this decision, but only one. In what form that chance comes in, I do not know. Once that is done, we are on our own, and Scotland will thrive independently as it fosters a good relationship with the EU.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga

basic hitler posted:

Scotland is gonna leave, and probably Northern Ireland too.

Oh ya this is also funny since scotland has all the oil and would have all the leverage over the rest of the UK since its reserves are the only thing giving the pound relevancy to the rest of the EU.

Congrats britain on being a finance based economy based off of what's left of your supposedly amazing real estate of an old and rainy country.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

op you are presenting these incredibly obvious facts as though they are fresh and new, and as if they warrant any discussion

why?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Former DILF posted:

yeah but that's dumb poo poo for leftists, real men take all the abuse from their rightful kynge they can muster

If it were a King or Queen to implement such abuse, it would make me feel like a roundhead. I might be able to respond to an injustice with antiquated appeals to justice. The abuse would be from Tories supporting this policy of austerity. We've had ten years of it. And those years have not treated our infrastructure kindly.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

op you are presenting these incredibly obvious facts as though they are fresh and new, and as if they warrant any discussion

why?

because it doesn't cease to be funny, its basically the episode of south park's canada on strike

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Yea Britain this was a real dumb idea and probably you are going to resent this, and the current trend of the West in general sinking into conservative ideals ain't a good trend. In fact, it's bad!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Magius1337est posted:

Oh ya this is also funny since scotland has all the oil and would have all the leverage over the rest of the UK since its reserves are the only thing giving the pound relevancy to the rest of the EU.

Congrats britain on being a finance based economy based off of what's left of your supposedly amazing real estate of an old and rainy country.

It's a classic story of people who call themselves 'English' having bigotry and classist views towards Scotland.

Classic example of this one can see is when a Scotsman is successful at something worthy of praise, they are called British, but when they fail, they are called Scottish.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Sorry naysayers but the Sultan of Albion is never going to let the emir of Scotland leave the caliphate

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

walgreenslatino posted:

Sorry naysayers but the Sultan of Albion is never going to let the emir of Scotland leave the caliphate

[citation needed]

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Big Beef City posted:

Yea Britain this was a real dumb idea and probably you are going to resent this, and the current trend of the West in general sinking into conservative ideals ain't a good trend. In fact, it's bad!

it was extremely stupid but welp that's what you get when you're incredibly easily manipulated by a media consortium of rightwing assholes

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

it was extremely stupid but welp that's what you get when you're incredibly easily manipulated by a media consortium of rightwing assholes

"Dude, a bus stole my union membership"

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

basic hitler posted:

england and wales, powerhouses they are, will probably end up as US states before the 22nd century

THEY DEFINITELY WILL :toxx:

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
Lol britains nukes and submarine base for them is in scotland. What's gonna happen if they split?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Who win in a fist fight, EU or UK?

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Mr.Tophat posted:

It's a classic story of people who call themselves 'English' having bigotry and classist views towards Scotland.

Classic example of this one can see is when a Scotsman is successful at something worthy of praise, they are called British, but when they fail, they are called Scottish.

Counterpoint; I've lived in about 6 places in Scotland and I can safely say that Scotland is poo poo, full of lovely people, and everyone worthwhile eventually moves closer that cesspool of civilisation London, or abroad where the great golden globe in the sky isn't just a legend passed down between the generations.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga
Instead of having a bunch of content if lazy people on welfare Britain expects all of them to start working on the farms for the same pay that EU immigrants did it for. Lol.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Magius1337est posted:

Lol britains nukes and submarine base for them is in scotland. What's gonna happen if they split?

They relocate the base or sign a military access treaty.
It's not really very exciting.

Magius1337est
Sep 13, 2017

Chimichanga

Big Beef City posted:

They relocate the base or sign a military access treaty.
It's not really very exciting.

It is when you realize Scotland could put guards on the border and sell the nukes back to Britain.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
we talking like continental drift?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Quest 64's bootleg Scotland called Celtland is a good representation of what Scotland is like in real life, IMO.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Harrower posted:

Only reason to stay in the EU is if you really like Germany telling you what to do.

*turns off Nazi porn*

Please do not kinkshame.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

basic hitler posted:

You've got it hosed up, the UK is going to become irrelevant out of this. Scotland is gonna leave, and probably Northern Ireland too. england and wales, powerhouses they are, will probably end up as US states before the 22nd century

Eugh, ugh, no, welshmen?? Here, in my america?? My great grandpa left wales to get away from those guys!!

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

Super powers are super evil. We need terrorism to keep things in check

The problem is we need those cool 80s cyberpunk kinda rebel terrorists that are plucky and fighting the good fight for freedom

Instead we have assholes who want to cut your head to get their picture in a martyr monthly newsletter from a bunch of fuckwits who want the world to go back to like 500 AD

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Harrower posted:

Only reason to stay in the EU is if you really like Germany telling you what to do.

While there are many good reasons to stay in the EU and I think it was a stupid loving mistake to leave the EU, I am 99.99% sure Germany making highly unpopular decisions for everyone in the EU is almost exclusively what caused people to snap.

Sure, there might have been a lot of terrible elements being played to here and yeah, I don't disagree most of the drive was old racists. But I get it, the UK population is going to have a lot of resentment over being pushed around and it caused people to snap. UK's got a hell of a nanny state and all but I have a feeling a lot of people also detest Angela Merkel for having kind of a 'I know what's better for you than you do,' attitude, which is the quickest way to lose support in a real hurry no matter how right or wrong you are.

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