Culinary Confessions

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exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 16:18

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Sometimes, I spread peanut butter in between two strawberry pop tarts, effectively making a pop tart sandwich.

I also spread nutella and bananas on top of brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and eat those.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 17:33

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Jose posted:

i liked tinned ravioli on toast once or twice a year with lots of hot sauce as hangover food

Not gonna lie, Chef Boyardee beef ravioli just hits the spot sometimes in a way that real ravioli could never duplicate.

# ¿ Sep 30, 2017 08:49

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

As far as I can tell all those recipes on Tasty are just normal dinners anybody would already know how to make except you add a whole block of cream cheese and pillsbury rolls to everything.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 18:09

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

I make all my rice on the stovetop like risotto and stir it around adding liquid until it absorbs because I can't just leave food alone for that long.

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 15:24

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:36

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Whenever food advertisements say "It's just like grandma used to make!" I can never relate because my own grandmother bless her soul made really bland food and never added any goddamn salt.

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 10:45

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