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I can remember being intensely jealous of his ability to froth the entire bowl. Did you ever examine your dad's hog in the act?
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:27 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 05:24 |
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how many sword fights u win
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:28 |
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GBS: therapy sessions for OP being molested
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:44 |
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no, because he's a deadbeat, thank you for listening op.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:45 |
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Were you sitting on his shoulders while he peed or what
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:46 |
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Yes, I watched your dad piss.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:48 |
I watched your dad piss on me
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:49 |
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Preview of this thread over the course of the next 18 pages https://youtu.be/BoRYBkpXgOI
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:53 |
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yes. still do, too.
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 21:56 |
Who watched their dad poop?
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:01 |
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Don't recall ever seeing him piss. Watched him cum though, a little too often for my liking in all honesty
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# ? Sep 26, 2017 22:06 |
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Ahahahaha. Oh god, this is something that really happened. I remember being about 10 years old and playing on our schools brand new playground equipment with my older brother while my dad sat on a wooden bench watching us. While we were playing I looked in my father's direction and noticed a bunch of water hitting the ground right under him. Somehow, and I still don't loving understand how he was able to do it, he had covertly pulled his dick out, while wearing jean shorts, and tucked his dick between the boards of the bench to take a leak. His shorts didn't appear to be pulled down any, he was leaning forward a little with his hand down there to hold his dick, but otherwise (ignoring the piss) you wouldn't think hey theres a grown man pissing while seated on a bench. When we were like LOL wtf dad, he got a little angry and pretty much said STFU, had to piss. Now that I think about it this playground was in a wide open field, and there were no bathrooms around, trees or anything. If he wanted privacy he would of had to walk up to the school building and piss in a corner or something, but even then the building was constructed in such a way that windows were facing every direction and someone inside would probably see you. I learned a valuable lesson that day.. That sometimes, one must go to extreme measures to relieve oneself while still appearing as if they are in fact, not doing so. Also, not to make fun of your dad because he is way bigger than you and will wreck your poo poo if you embarrass him.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 10:19 |
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dad spray, so what
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:30 |
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Every chance I get.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:52 |
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My dad always shits with the door open. And pisses sitting come to think of it, so I probably have.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:02 |
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I stopped watching my dad piss when I was a kid. Every time was an increasingly disturbing Alejandro Jodoworski sequence.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:05 |
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yeah and he had a big dick but I have a small dick. I don't understand genetics maybe he's not my real dad?
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:27 |
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i've never met my father. but yes
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:31 |
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hey guys get this: dad piss. so what
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:32 |
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Yes. He pissed on me.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:33 |
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Nigmasuckscocks posted:I stopped watching my dad piss when I was a kid. Every time was an increasingly disturbing Alejandro Jodoworski sequence.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:35 |
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Lol my post worked
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:39 |
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I'll ask him to let me watch next time I see him
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:42 |
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It's kinda hard not to
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:50 |
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Thanks for your dad dick story, OP.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:52 |
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Not that I remember but I must have at some point because I believed for the longest time that losing my foreskin would be the first sign of puberty.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_EWr2GJ5A
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:02 |
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yeah i'm taller, my foot is bigger and unless he's a grower i've got a bigger d too
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:04 |
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we've both got quite large glans, looks more like a mushroom than a penis. i've yewt to find a vag that's shaped similarily, not that the women have complained other than it's too big, too big yet they still beg for more. more of the mushroom d
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:06 |
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mushroom boyz, me dad an me. we're the shroom boyz, the pig headed big headed mushroom boyz
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:06 |
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op wrote this one handed
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 02:53 |
it's me. i'm the dad piss
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# ? Dec 24, 2017 04:19 |
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Dyna Soar posted:mushroom boyz, me dad an me. we're the shroom boyz, the pig headed big headed mushroom boyz lol
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