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- Wolfsheim
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"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
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there was the holodeck sidestory in ds9 where they decided to leave the lounge singer's holodeck on all the time and i found it kinda weird but sorta heartwarming
While DS9 was generally the better show, this culminated in a casino heist episode far inferior to the casino heist episode from TNG where Data counts cards to escape a book
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Oct 5, 2017 04:34
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- Fuckt Tupp
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ghost page oooo
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Oct 5, 2017 04:34
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- MaxxBot
- Oct 6, 2003
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you could have clapped
you should have clapped!!
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Jeb!
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Oct 5, 2017 04:36
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- Oiled and Ready
- Oct 11, 2004
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He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
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Dead page? Or am i dumb
Possibly both
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- Ben Nerevarine
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Fighting through the succ
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these were probably posted while i was at work but just in case anyone felt anything positive about the US (lol this is cspam, no-on here feels positive about anything ever except maybe cute animals and abstract leftist principles, briefly), here is a story about how the states are using their rights to create a permanently indebted, disenfranchised felon class:
https://twitter.com/reckonalabama/status/915563509961953281
and here is another about how corrupt and/or incompetent judges are colluding with a broken system that allows literally anyone to become a 'legal guardian', use that position to (also literally) abduct elderly people from their homes and shove them into equally on-the-take care facilities and systematically loot their assets for personal profit (oh and also have their families arrested if they protest):
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/915630460801310722
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these were probably posted while i was at work but just in case anyone felt anything positive about the US (lol this is cspam, no-on here feels positive about anything ever except maybe cute animals and abstract leftist principles, briefly), here is a story about how the states are using their rights to create a permanently indebted, disenfranchised felon class:
https://twitter.com/reckonalabama/status/915563509961953281
and here is another about how corrupt and/or incompetent judges are colluding with a broken system that allows literally anyone to become a 'legal guardian', use that position to (also literally) abduct elderly people from their homes and shove them into equally on-the-take care facilities and systematically loot their assets for personal profit (oh and also have their families arrested if they protest):
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/915630460801310722
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- mormonpartyboat
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screaming into the void
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im tryin to go to the last trump post and the forums say there's no page 950 but i can see there is
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- ScrubLeague
- Feb 11, 2007
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tryuing to post on page 950
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Oct 5, 2017 04:41
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- MaxxBot
- Oct 6, 2003
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you could have clapped
you should have clapped!!
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- Homeless Friend
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something awful is a mess
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- Notorious R.I.M.
- Jan 27, 2004
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up to my ass in alligators
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trump~
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- the bitcoin of weed
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did the page number thing break or am i going nuts
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