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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
TRUMP!!!!

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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Nichael posted:

https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/912770065245917185

Tainen posted this at the end of the last TRMUP! thread. Is Corker saying he expects to convict Donny? lol

it's uh a pretty strange statement

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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GobiasIndustries posted:

So, uh...what exactly was Trump Jr up to during that week where he didn't want secret service protection?

so I took a look at his twitter account and he did not make a tweet between the 15th and the 22nd. lots of retweets but nothing that could display location info :thunk:

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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my response:

https://twitter.com/ilikestapler/status/64645046363897858

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I would say piss tape is real if ever on live tv

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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that game was probably on at 2 am so doubtful

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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jerry seinfel posted:

I've been trying to drink less and it's weird not swimming in oblivion

Like I could do productive poo poo but I'm gonna watch a movie or something

same here man. like I'm having normal thoughts and not falling asleep randomly all the time

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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redneck nazgul posted:

the quest for strange is the downfall of many men

hell same

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Sep 1, 2006

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hey I've seen that thing on accident. it was a cool surprise

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Sep 1, 2006

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eat it libs, can't prosecute me now

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Sep 1, 2006

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that was a fun day

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Sep 1, 2006

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my biggest disappointment so far with the trump admin is they haven't figured out that they can send a text message to every American

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Sep 1, 2006

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please have a stroke tucker

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Sep 1, 2006

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I really need to get into this industry

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Sep 1, 2006

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just lmao

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Sep 1, 2006

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they're really doing the postcard tax thing again??

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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a bad assistant. shameful

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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lol if you doubt the piss tape is real. just lol

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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mormonpartyboat posted:

and sometimes i need some downtime so i put on my morty suit and rick treats me like a morty for a while just like im dumb and stupid like all the people who come into cold stone and ask for a 'large' and then he spanks me and makes me gently caress and i say i dont like it and im not lying because i love it

I'm nowhere near where I need to be mentally to read this post

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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Schnorkles posted:

the wife is gonna go as wonder woman for halloween this year and i think its pretty cool tbh

she really really liked the movie

are you gonna be the bad guy and grow a comically British mustache?

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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Schnorkles posted:

i'm going to go as doctor sebastian gorka tbh

hahah hell yeah that's a great idea

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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ya boy gets health care in like 36 days and thank god cause my wisdom teeth have made themselves noticed lately. also my glasses prescription is like 3 years old

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Epic High Five posted:

Use your glasses to burn those teeth out with free solar energy

you've always given me good advice EHF so why not

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Sep 1, 2006

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BUSH 2112 posted:

how did that piece of poo poo not get pulled out of his car and beaten to death in the street?

america is really bad

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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honestly this is not what I expected

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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can't believe Hugh heffner was 1000 years old and died

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Sep 1, 2006

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Mariana Horchata posted:

apparently he received the last rites while 69ing with an ASU coed

he died as he lived

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Sep 1, 2006

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BgRdMchne posted:

https://twitter.com/ap/status/913242017563643905

what does this mean ? ed balls doesnt follow japanese politics

seems bad but we're all already dead so whatever

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Sep 1, 2006

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very unfair the us president can't shake up the government as he wishes. feel very strong about this

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Sep 1, 2006

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japan gonna get nukes and ghost in the Shell is gonna become real

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Sep 1, 2006

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I did a thing posted:

im okay with this

I am too but I want a cool robot body.

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Sep 1, 2006

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I'm ready to die

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Sep 1, 2006

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Low Desert Punk posted:

I'm in a Zaxbys drive thru right now, anyone want anything

poo poo zaxbys is good

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Sep 1, 2006

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mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/913536905785909248



lmao this kind of poo poo causes all kinds of plane crashes

I used to load planes for a living and yikes that isn't easy to do

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Sep 1, 2006

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Duscat posted:

a million bucks of taxpayer money is about three hundred times the median federal tax contribution

three hundred people's entire tax bill went into hauling this multimillionaire shitheel's shriveled rear end around the planet on private jets

these guys are fiscal conservatives...imagine how bad the Obama administration was!!!

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Sep 1, 2006

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Al-Saqr posted:

hey guys remember afghanistan? I wonder how things are going over there, Hmmm surely after 17 years the Taliban are still a bunch of villagers and peasants that have been pummeled to submi-

https://twitter.com/SaladinAlDronni/status/913488601564008454

https://twitter.com/SaladinAlDronni/status/913488878488694784

LOOOOOOOLLL


HOW DID YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR ENEMIES EVEN BETTER AFTER 17 YEARS.

HOW.

woopsy doopsy

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Sep 1, 2006

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Thatim posted:

Lmao if yo need to motivate someone to down 15 beers


That is a privilege

that's a Monday night mothafucka

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Sep 1, 2006

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hey guys.

I'm drunk

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Sep 1, 2006

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Epic High Five posted:

wha do you want some kinda fuckin medal or smtg



EHF I am sad you have attacked at me this way

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

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I hope amazon doesn't move to Denver. it's bad enough as it is

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