TRUMP257: An avalanche of horrific disasters

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

triple sulk posted:

lol he's red af in this

Popped a Viagra

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 21:38

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:55

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Roses are red
Let's shoot a tiny gun off
https://twitter.com/redistrict/status/912843145234325504

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 02:20

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Vertical Lime posted:

stop posting that gimmick account

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 02:58

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Zoro posted:

What did it say?

Whiten up

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 03:09

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

BgRdMchne posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/912889610807758848

Sounds painful for the Russian hookers

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 05:31

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 06:50

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

https://twitter.com/theavclub/status/912892081286283264

Remember when he narced out all his friends to beat a coke trafficking rap?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 07:41

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

deadgoon posted:

what's there to do in russia besides get drunk and eat people

camshows

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 07:42

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Internet Webguy posted:

he's hit or miss but usually because he errs on the artsier side, which i dig.

never really got into the fountain and noah was a mess but i like the rest of his films

I remember seeing him do the visuals at Trancegiving in NYC, and it owned

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 07:44

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

deadgoon posted:

okay but

lets combine the two things maybe

100 tokens blowjob
250 tokens cut off and eat toe

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 07:45

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Zyla posted:

usenet is now the easiest and fastest and safest method of piracy

Now???

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 16:38

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Zyla posted:

it wasnt always all 3 at the same time

Sonarr and couch potato made it so easy.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 16:51

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Zeroisanumber posted:

Watching her career circle the drain has been one of the best things about this year.

People really thought she was talented and a draw, and didn't realize the Fox News audience is either too hateful or too senile to change the channel.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 20:04

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Reality Winner posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/913112665538666496

idgi

Any money that doesn't wind up in his pockets is waste

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 20:20

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i'm sure she'll cry herself to sleep on top of her pile of millions and millions of dollars

Implying that TV personalities can be fulfilled by anything besides attention

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 21:05

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/913134150760194048

now's not the time to talk about climate change

let's talk about gun control

It's all the hot takes about the NFL

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 21:22

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

DrPossum posted:

i don't hate trump because he's white

McConnell and Trump aren't an us, nor are you the base.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 23:03

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Epic High Five posted:

Twitter doesn't even have the glimmer of a way to maybe turn a profit lol

10$ to change other people's icon and bio, 5$ for your own

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 23:06

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

TheWevel posted:

if twitter really wanted to stick it to trump, they wouldn't delete his account, they would limit him to only 100 characters. everyone else gets 280 or whatever it is

give him 280, then take one away every other day

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 23:10

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

SKULL.GIF posted:

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170925/abortion-on-down-syndrome-fetus-to-be-banned-under-ohio-bills

ohio is banning abortion of Down syndrome fetuses

Ohio low key in the running for worst state

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 23:14

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Joementum posted:

I don't actually want to watch the piss tape

I prefer the piss tape in my mind, where the golden streams of glory never end, Trump's dick is so small it's an innie, and Melania is banging Putin in the next room

# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 23:32

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Agrajag posted:

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/913166122618417153

Actually it took 15 months for us to shitpost it in to existence. It sprang fully formed and eternal from our collective desires

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 00:22

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

When I first started working in an office and drinking coffee because it was there I used to load it with cream and sugar.
Then one day this older lady said very bluntly to me "UFO, you don't like coffee you like ice cream".

I took that a challenge. Black is the way to go for me now.
Just realized she super owned me.

I said that to my wife a year ago and now she drinks tea

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 01:17

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

euphronius posted:

I honestly can't believe they are pitching tax cuts now

it's so tone deaf

that is literally their job and why their bosses funded their campaigns

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 01:29

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

GobiasIndustries posted:

oh this is the guy who Trump is using as a scapegoat
https://twitter.com/SenThadCochran/status/913104187105345537

Trump's gonna have this guy put back in the hospital for contradicting him in public

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:17

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Iron Crowned posted:

Hell yeah! I like cold because you can always wear more clothes, when it's hot you can only take off so much

This is true for places without AC or swimming pools.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:18

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Serf posted:

you've figured out how to AC the outside??

That's where having a pool comes in

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:23

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Serf posted:

i have a creek, which is pretty much the same thing

Maybe better since you can fish in it

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:25

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/913394152246841345

"My rear end & balls have never been the same"

"They gave me a Tetsuo dick and an rear end in a top hat that shoots flames"

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:31

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Regular Nintendo posted:

you have a terrible relationship with reality

Reality is an abusive partner

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:34

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/913394650865704961

someone is going to find trump wandering around DC some night soon

Can't call his lies lies or she might lose her access

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 14:45

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

A Handed Missus posted:

im so shocked by the thing Donald J. Trump did

shocked!

also Stevie has a dilz made of steel now

STEVE SCALISE: I found out later just how much damage was done internally. You know, I mean, my femur was shattered. The hip and pelvis had serious damage where the bullet went through and, you know, did some damage to areas that had to be shored up with steel plates and then they did a phenomenal job of rebuilding, you know, kind of the, rebuilding Humpty Dumpty. I mean, there were, there was a lot of damage inside that had to get fixed.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 15:15

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Dr Cheeto posted:

rly weird how many Republicans are pro-brain damage

It's how they recruit

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 15:26

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Dr Cheeto posted:

does anyone know what Scalise's dick looks like now

I posted a pic on the last page

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 15:32

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

TMMadman posted:

Airlines having sleeping gas in their planes would work well until the airlines figure out that using the sleeping gas on everyone shortly after take off is cheaper than giving everyone snacks and drinks. Plus they would only need 1 flight attendant for all the sleeping people, so there's even more savings.

I would pay extra to fly under anesthesia. It's the closest thing to teleportation we have.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 15:57

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/913413024379211777

This is the future republicans want

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 16:01

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

cyphr555 posted:

https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/913421069402492928

Scalisi, one week before the shooting: "Dear God, please help me stop cranking it to hentai"

# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 16:27

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Mariana Horchata posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/913591428118466562

I inhaled so many cones last week that I lost all desire to smoke

:negative:

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 03:42

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Mariana Horchata posted:

i gotta get back 2 oil...weed is too much

I brought home some Sour Tangies Live Resin Sauce. It's got huge crystals and leaves a citrus/pine aftertaste for like ten minutes. We just smoked/dabbed/ate so much in CO that I'm still not recovered almost a week later.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 03:58

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Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Mariana Horchata posted:

i had a dab of some new THC isolate from the syringe straight into the nail the other nite and got rocked like a hurricane

its tru tho, at times ill wake up the next morning more debilitated from then fkn space weed maannn #terps

^ this was prob top of the pops #hoty tho

We got some isolate and it was clear and flavorless. Surreal getting wrecked without the taste.

This stuff was almost as strong and more fun.

Also, for those of you who want Puerto Ricans to flood Florida:

https://twitter.com/sunsentinel/status/913591714094440448

# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 04:26

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