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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
hey guys who remembers when trump stood in front of a wall of garbage and gave a speech about the beautiful Pennsylvanian steel industry that would be the linchpin of the MAGA economic revival:


quote:

Just like the American steel from Pennsylvania that built the Empire State Building, that's what we're going to do. It built the Empire State Building. It will be American steel that will fortify America's crumbling bridges -- American steel. It will be American steel. It will be American steel that sends our skyscrapers soaring, soaring into the sky, beautiful sight, more beautiful with American steel. It will be American steel that rebuilds our inner cities. It will be American hand (ph) that remake this country, and it will American energy mined from American resources, that powers this country.
well, let's see how that's goi-
https://twitter.com/phillydotcom/status/912815065975476224
TRUMP

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
in my heart i know that as soon as the results are in luther strange goes down the memory hole and actually roy moore was trump's special friend right from the start, but holy poo poo imagine if this is one of the things like footballers kneeling that gets stuck in his brain and he declares twitter war on the people of alabama for defying his will

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

zegermans posted:

good lord

I had to check to see if that was real

I've heard stories about Roy Moore... but.... man

quote:

The last 50 years, Moore argued, have witnessed the tragic removal of God from public life, from schools, from government, something that was never intended under the Constitution’s establishment clause. “There is no such thing as evolution,” he said at one point as he waited for his lunch. Species might adapt to their environment, he continued, but that has nothing to do with the origins of life described in the Bible. “That we came from a snake?” he asked rhetorically. “No, I don’t believe that.”
william jennings bryan and the scopes snake trial

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/913711098746064896

quote:

Despite having endured lead-laden tap water for years, Flint pays some of the highest water rates in the US. Several residents cited bills upwards of $200 per month for tap water they refuse to touch.

But just two hours away, in the tiny town of Evart, creeks lined by wildflowers run with clear water. The town is so small, the fairground, McDonald’s, high school and church are all within a block. But in a town of only 1,503 people, there are a dozen wells pumping water from the underground aquifer. This is where the beverage giant Nestlé pumps almost 100,000 times what an average Michigan resident uses into plastic bottles that are sold all over the midwest for around $1.

To use this natural resource, Nestlé pays $200 per year.
:capitalism:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
the best people, just the very best, absolutely great value for money
https://twitter.com/TPM/status/913877937354674176

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

MariusLecter posted:

Send Boris to South Africa, wanna see what dumb Afrikaners bullshit he spews
lol if you think we need to go as far as sending boris to africa for him to be dumb and racist about it

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
haha the puerto rico governor retweeted this:
https://twitter.com/cate_long/status/914131817413906433
'trump? tweets? i'm much too busy governing to know about anything controversial! let me make sure you know that'

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/LisaFahey3/status/914119405096882177
just use FEMA funds to relocate all power plants into the vast, hurricane-free Puerto Rican interior, bing bong so simple

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Bearjew posted:

is the president mad today
sir, it is clear to any rational and right-minded individual that the president is extremely not mad, especially in the field of online, and you should be ashamed of attempting to impugn his good character

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
how is it that every last one of these stupid motherfuckers has a custom-drawn Garrison portrait of themselves as a muscular Randian ubermenschen owning the lesser races SJWs that they paid him money to produce as part of their profile, that for some insane reason they're super proud of and think makes them look cool. how do they exist without being in semi-permanent state of being given swirlies by all right-thinking citizens.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i think theyre all taken from one bad dumb cartoon he did but im bad and dumb and dont know poo poo :shrug:
there was the one group cartoon, but they've also all commissioned him for individual pics of themselves as the new supermen, crushing CNN and black women alike beneath their mighty boots of OBJECTIVE TRUTH:



Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Fallen Hamprince posted:

the senate gop was so busy trying to take health care away from poor people that they forgot to not take health care away to children. innocent mistake folks
also if you think about it, this is actually the fault of democrats/leftists, because reasons

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
i'd seen that louisiana school district is threatening retaliation against anyone kneeling for the anthem, but lol:
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/913825756299632640
'RESPECT THE SACRED AMERICAN FLAG, YOU loving INGRATES' says man wearing american flag as necktie, we live in a loving onion article

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
'while enforcing the court order, the civil guard encounter harassment and aggression' (cop smashes way into polling station, gets nailed by the world's best chair-thrower)
https://twitter.com/interiorgob/status/914532366097485824

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol literally the first half-dozen replies are all the wohl of wall street sucking him off:
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/914565984937058304

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/infowars/status/914995938728468480
*puts on deep state christian-detecting goggles, sprays bursts of gunfire into thousands-strong crowd half a km away with pinpoint, conservative-targeting precision*

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
a take: trump and boris are having some sort of secret competition for who can be the biggest fuckwit each day this week :
https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/915295999140204544

quote:

"I look at Libya, it's an incredible country," he told the meeting. "Bone-white sands, beautiful sea, Caesar's Palace, obviously, you know, the real one. Incredible place. It's got a real potential and brilliant young people who want to do all sorts of tech. There's a group of UK business people, actually, some wonderful guys who want to invest in Sirte on the coast, near where Gaddafi was captured and executed as some of you may have seen. They have got a brilliant vision to turn Sirte into the next Dubai. The only thing they have got to do is clear the dead bodies away," he said, before laughing.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol, the full quote: '"They owe a lot of money to your friends on Wall Street and we're going to have to wipe that out. You're going to say goodbye to that, I don't know if it's Goldman Sachs but whoever it is you can wave goodbye to that"

next cabinet meeting gonna be awkward

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Admiral Ray posted:

regardless, the real fun starts when we get two more trump appointed judges, all to the right of scalia.

president trump will be with us forever
now now don't be silly, 'forever' is clearly needless hyperbole

he'll just be with us for the rest of our natural lives

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
these were probably posted while i was at work but just in case anyone felt anything positive about the US (lol this is cspam, no-on here feels positive about anything ever except maybe cute animals and abstract leftist principles, briefly), here is a story about how the states are using their rights to create a permanently indebted, disenfranchised felon class:
https://twitter.com/reckonalabama/status/915563509961953281

and here is another about how corrupt and/or incompetent judges are colluding with a broken system that allows literally anyone to become a 'legal guardian', use that position to (also literally) abduct elderly people from their homes and shove them into equally on-the-take care facilities and systematically loot their assets for personal profit (oh and also have their families arrested if they protest):
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/915630460801310722

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
these were probably posted while i was at work but just in case anyone felt anything positive about the US (lol this is cspam, no-on here feels positive about anything ever except maybe cute animals and abstract leftist principles, briefly), here is a story about how the states are using their rights to create a permanently indebted, disenfranchised felon class:
https://twitter.com/reckonalabama/status/915563509961953281

and here is another about how corrupt and/or incompetent judges are colluding with a broken system that allows literally anyone to become a 'legal guardian', use that position to (also literally) abduct elderly people from their homes and shove them into equally on-the-take care facilities and systematically loot their assets for personal profit (oh and also have their families arrested if they protest):
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/915630460801310722

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