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Simple - take a famous quote or speech, and re-imagine it if Donald Trump had spoken the words. "Designing things with focus groups is hard, very hard I'm telling you. A lot of times these... people, great people some of the best people, but they don't even know what they want. You have to - let me tell you you have to show it to them and then they know, they know."
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"I did not have sex with that fat cow. That's disgusting. Humiliating, even. I've been with super models, you think I'm gonna sleep with an intern who looks like a man? Sick!"
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Sep 27, 2017 19:23
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People, we, you might not be interested in war. OK? But trust me folks, trust me: war is interested in you.
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Sep 27, 2017 19:27
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The only thing we have to fear, though I'm not afraid of anything- I'm a very successful businessman who's made a lot of terrific deals what do I have to be afraid of? But a lot of people out there, tremendous people, have a lot of fears and they really shouldn't worry about it. Because it's just fear itself they gotta be scared of, so if they're still scared after that it's just sad if you ask me.
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Sep 27, 2017 19:27
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"Either these drapes go or I do. SAD!"
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Sep 27, 2017 19:28
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Ick Bick Eick Berliner
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Sep 27, 2017 19:28
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Verisimilidude posted:"I did not have sex with that fat cow. That's disgusting. Humiliating, even. I've been with super models, you think I'm gonna sleep with an intern who looks like a man? Sick!" Bill Clinton really queer Christmas posted:The only thing we have to fear, though I'm not afraid of anything- I'm a very successful businessman who's made a lot of terrific deals what do I have to be afraid of? But a lot of people out there, tremendous people, have a lot of fears and they really shouldn't worry about it. Because it's just fear itself they gotta be scared of, so if they're still scared after that it's just sad if you ask me. John F Kennedy Too easy. Sad!
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Sep 27, 2017 19:31
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Failing King George III thinks he knows what's best for our colonies as he sits in his Buckingham House. Mental illness protruding all the way across the Atlantic. SAD!
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Sep 27, 2017 19:33
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"As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice."
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Sep 27, 2017 19:37
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"I get to scream cause ive got a bigly dick"
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Sep 27, 2017 19:39
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935 posted:John F Kennedy FDR man, come on.
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Sep 27, 2017 19:40
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Four years and.... some score of years ago our fathers made a new nation, conceived... and talk about a word there, huh? Conceived.... that's.... Ivanka I'm looking at you my dear..... in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Men and women and also some dogs, if you can believe it. I can, I.. not many can but we turned those states red thanks to those dogs getting out the vote. Thank you! Now we are engaged in the greatest and most amazing civil war, some are saying the biggest of all time. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. The creeks are running red with blood, yes.... you won't see the newspapers reporting this. We've got.... I'm being told we have 300 billion deaths so far. Billion with a b. Wow, just... how about a round of applause. We are here to dedicate some land to those dead men... who died so that we might.... not. There are good, fine people on both sides. And who hasn't at least once thought "I wish I had a slave". But the fact remains that we need to dedicate this land. Yes, some Presidents wouldn't do that... yes you know exactly who I mean. The press is afraid to say what caused this war but I'm not - Radical North Aggression. I have a secret plan to end this war and....we need to end it. Yes. Many such cases of war, lots of things nobody knows about. The brave men on both sides, and I have some great friends in the South. It's true, it's very very true. I actually have a plantation down there, not many people know this. It has the best slaves, just really.... it's luxurious and I really don't....Ivanka was telling me we need to go down there after this speech and tell those slaves "Good job! Good work!" Because let's be frank here, the media has forgotten you people. You got out the vote in record numbers, some are saying we had a billion votes cast for me. That's what this movement is all about, a billion, wow. Give yourselves a round of applause for it. I really just... I've been telling these soliders "Don't be so easy with the Confederacy, okay? You can.... you can burn down a city or two, maybe bump their head when you put them in the wagon.... just.... we're too easy on the Sons of Bitches" I will now dedicate this orb to rejoining our nation. May we all learn to accept that I won the election, despite the Fake News and Crooked Douglas, not to mention Cryin' Breckinridge. And I'm not.... I'm being told I can't tell you this but... but I mean you are ..... it turns out that William Sherman is in fact FAKE NEWS, he is... we hold that to be true, after all, don't we? may GOD bless America and the Confederacy and I will promise you this; we will MAGA and repeal and replace will be done.
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Sep 27, 2017 19:49
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President Putin, if you are listening to this, and I think you probably are, he's a good guy, a good friend and a tremendous guy. Come over here and help me build this wall!
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Sep 27, 2017 19:49
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What, me? Worry?
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Sep 27, 2017 19:51
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“Only weeks ago, in Orlando, Florida, 49 wonderful Americans were savagely murdered by an Islamic terrorist. This time, the terrorist targeted LGBTQ community. As your president, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBTQ citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology.”
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Sep 27, 2017 19:56
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Over There posted:Failing King George III thinks he knows what's best for our colonies as he sits in his Buckingham House. Mental illness protruding all the way across the Atlantic. SAD! lol this is not a Donald Trump quote nice try.
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Sep 27, 2017 19:57
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Psychotic Weasel posted:FDR man, come on. And FDR was paraphrasing Francis Bacon when he said that.
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Sep 27, 2017 19:58
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A Fancy Hat posted:Four years and.... some score of years ago our fathers made a new nation, conceived... and talk about a word there, huh? Conceived.... that's.... Ivanka I'm looking at you my dear..... in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Men and women and also some dogs, if you can believe it. I can, I.. not many can but we turned those states red thanks to those dogs getting out the vote. Thank you! I didn't realize just how... dull Lincoln's proclamation was. He didn't even TRY to jazz it up. Low energy! We
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Sep 27, 2017 23:20
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A lot of you have been asking, Who is Donald J. Tr
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Sep 27, 2017 23:24
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That's one big step, huge step. People compliment me on my steps. No one takes bigger steps than me.
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Sep 27, 2017 23:40
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Schweinhund posted:That's one big step, huge step. People compliment me on my steps. No one takes bigger steps than me. Come on, you know that's not how it would have gone: INNER MONOLOGUE: Okay Donny, you got this. Ladders are just scarier stairs, and stairs are scary as gently caress, but you can handle em! You handle stairs all the time! You can do it! You're the best! Smartest! You got this! It's only 1/6th gravity! Use your big hands to hold on! *Donald slips off the ladder, plopping onto the ground sending up a billowing cloud of moon dust while a surprised shriek resembling "covfefe!" is heard through comms*
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Sep 27, 2017 23:49
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scrubs season six posted:Come on, you know that's not how it would have gone: please stop
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Sep 28, 2017 00:12
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im impeached former president Donald Trump. i first started reading when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "n***** balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside n***** assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" this to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Sep 28, 2017 00:18
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We hold these truths... not those fake truths... you know, the media won't report on these truths... are clearly self-evident. And frankly, you know what, they say that men on both sides are equal. And women, too. I love women. More than anyone. And they are endowed. I'll tell you what. You what I saw today? A man came up to me, tears in his eyes, this is true, he said "Mister President I was endowed with certain inalienable rights." But you never see that on CNN. And they won't tell you that we're going to give you back all... you're going to have life. Liberty! Property! You want happiness, too? You're gonna get all of it. Too much, frankly.
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Propaganda Hour posted:im impeached former president Donald Trump. i first started reading when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "n***** balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside n***** assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" this to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said I was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharons and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. is what she said when I grabbed her by the pussy.
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once upon a time, and a very good time it was, there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road he met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo
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Sep 28, 2017 03:20
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Okay, muse, I'd like you to tell me about this great, great man who traveled a whole bunch after he did business with Troy. Wonderful town!
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Sep 28, 2017 03:55
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There was once a hobbit and he lived in a hole. It wasn't a sad, bad hole. It was a wonderful, tremendous hole. Very comfortable, I'd recommend it.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:01
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Let me tell you about these times: they're just the best, the very best! The fake news media and the NFL [waits for boos from audience] will try to tell you these times aren't so great, but all my experts just agree these times are the very best. All my experts. They all tell me "Mr. Trump, this is the best presidency America has ever seen, no President has accomplished as much in the first six months". And I look at how I handled the hurricane and I have to agree. It was the worst of floods. There was bigly flooding all over Texas and I was there!
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Sep 28, 2017 04:07
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There is no hunting like the hunting of immigrants, and those who have hunted illegal immigrants long enough and liked it, never cared for anything else thereafter. Thanks.
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A Fancy Hat posted:I'm being told we have 300 billion deaths so far. Billion with a b. Wow, just... how about a round of applause.
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For twelve years you have asked, "Who is Donald Trump?" This is Donald Trump speaking. I am the man who loves his - very much loves his life. Great life, blessed very blessed. I am the man who does not give up love, much love to give, does not give up love or his val - very strong values, some people say "I've never met a man with stronger values." I am the man who has deprived you of Radical, Islamic, Terrorists, until we start calling a spade a spade we'll never get things done, I've been saying it for years - and thus destroyed the world, I mean not really but you bet those Radical, Islamic Terrorists have nowhere to hide now. And if you want to know why you are dying, those of you who dread knowledge, but not this crowd here! *wait for apploause* I look out and all I see are smart, the very smartest people, only the best crowds. But there are people out there. I am the man who will now tell you. The chief engineer was the only one able to move, he ran to a TV, and give it up for a moment, give it up for Fox and Friends. Those guys, great guys. Best ratings. But some people out there they struggle with the dials. But the screen remained empty, the speaker had not chosen to be seen, not like me, I love you all, couldn't wait to be up here seeing all of you. Great crowd! Only his voice filled the airways of the country, this great country, greatest on Earth, thought the cheif engineer, sounding as if he were speaking here in this room, can't even see the back of the room! Look at how many people! Not to a group, but to one man - the fire marshall told me we couldn't fit more people in here I told him, do your job! Get people in here! Line going around the building. Great crowd, the energy. It was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind, the greatest minds are in this room believe me. Barron, great mind, just the way he picks things up, going to grow up smart like his dad.
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I thought up this very true idea - first of it's kind - that when you tell it bigly you can believe it. The haters and the sad losers of this great nation, the greatest nation really, are always believing in their heads and in their hearts - I've got a great heart by the way, I donate all the time because I've got billions - so these dummies they always eat up the bigly fake news instead of the little tiny sad fake news like the failing New York Times, because these losers are just like the failing New York Times, or CNN - I didn't do anything wrong with that tweet, who liked that tweet? :waits for applause: It was a funny tweet what can I say. Anyway these sad people are telling lies like the fake news in their little sad lives and they don't have the balls - Hey I said it, I've got a pair of brass ones - to use these bigly stories like I do.
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So I keep hearing the mainstream media saying, oh, there's no bread, the people don't have any bread, it's fake news, by the way. There's plenty of bread. I've been to the bakeries, they come up to me on the street, the bakers, they tell me "We don't know what to do with all this bread. Look at all of it." It's tremendous, the amounts of bread we have in this country. And maybe, maybe there are a few places where they don't have quite as much bread, when you go into the inner cities, and they've got crime, poverty, starvation, you name it. This is what you get from years of failed liberal policies, but you know what, it's ok, we're going to turn this around. We've got even better things than bread, we've got cake, the best cake, it's really yuge. So much cake. It's phenomenal the cake we have here, other countries are so jealous of our cake, it's all I hear about when people come to me from other countries. So they don't even need to be eating bread. They can eat cake.
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935 posted:For twelve years you have asked, "Who is Donald Trump?" This is Donald Trump speaking. I am the man who loves his - very much loves his life. Great life, blessed very blessed. I am the man who does not give up love, much love to give, does not give up love or his val - very strong values, some people say "I've never met a man with stronger values." I am the man who has deprived you of Radical, Islamic, Terrorists, until we start calling a spade a spade we'll never get things done, I've been saying it for years - and thus destroyed the world, I mean not really but you bet those Radical, Islamic Terrorists have nowhere to hide now. And if you want to know why you are dying, those of you who dread knowledge, but not this crowd here! *wait for apploause* I look out and all I see are smart, the very smartest people, only the best crowds. But there are people out there. I am the man who will now tell you. The chief engineer was the only one able to move, he ran to a TV, and give it up for a moment, give it up for Fox and Friends. Those guys, great guys. Best ratings. But some people out there they struggle with the dials. But the screen remained empty, the speaker had not chosen to be seen, not like me, I love you all, couldn't wait to be up here seeing all of you. Great crowd! Only his voice filled the airways of the country, this great country, greatest on Earth, thought the cheif engineer, sounding as if he were speaking here in this room, can't even see the back of the room! Look at how many people! Not to a group, but to one man - the fire marshall told me we couldn't fit more people in here I told him, do your job! Get people in here! Line going around the building. Great crowd, the energy. It was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind, the greatest minds are in this room believe me. Barron, great mind, just the way he picks things up, going to grow up smart like his dad. for twelve years you have been asking, or many people have been asking... many people. have asked and been asking, and what they've been asking is... just who the heck is this john galt, anyway? am I right? and, I tell you, folks, it's unbelievable, this is john galt right here. stand up, john, where are you? give him a round of applause folks.
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nature, you know nature is very beautiful, very great, love nature. and its smart oh so very smart, a lot smarter than other people. so really, it doesnt surprise she found such an incredible, just utterly amazing, way. big fan of nature.
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nobody has killed that loser priest yet. sad!
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