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poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


We hold these truths... not those fake truths... you know, the media won't report on these truths... are clearly self-evident. And frankly, you know what, they say that men on both sides are equal. And women, too. I love women. More than anyone. And they are endowed. I'll tell you what. You what I saw today? A man came up to me, tears in his eyes, this is true, he said "Mister President I was endowed with certain inalienable rights." But you never see that on CNN. And they won't tell you that we're going to give you back all... you're going to have life. Liberty! Property! You want happiness, too? You're gonna get all of it. Too much, frankly.

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