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look man all my relatives are under 6' do you want me to stand out or something
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5'11, but I make up for it by wearing lifts. No one will ever see me barefooted, lest they discover my deepest shame.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:47
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I'm 6'0. A manlet by internet standards.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:49
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I'm 6'3" but make up for it with a tiny penis
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Sep 28, 2017 03:50
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Average cock size is 4.5" worldwide so
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Sep 28, 2017 03:52
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Tetramin posted:Average cock size is 4.5" worldwide so I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:53
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Tetramin posted:Average cock size is 4.5" worldwide so Nice. So this means half are a few inches and the other half are several inches. I'm a part of the few inch crew FYI
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Sep 28, 2017 03:56
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Wait, I reshopped my joke. I'm 5'11, I wear lifts to make up the height difference, I never take at shoes off in public. I'm more embarrassed by that one inch, then my webbed toes.
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Sep 28, 2017 03:57
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I like to burrow into people's yards and dig up their potatoes.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:07
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Pretty much every person i know well has seen my rear end at some point thanks to my weird long torso
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Sep 28, 2017 04:09
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Tetramin posted:Average cock size is 4.5" worldwide so look i know im tall and have a big dick but it still feels good when people point it out 
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Sep 28, 2017 04:10
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I gotta buy shirts and poo poo on the internet 
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Sep 28, 2017 04:11
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fruit on the bottom posted:I like to burrow into people's yards and dig up their potatoes. loving potato thief 
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Sep 28, 2017 04:11
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Percelus posted:loving potato thief You'll never catch me! *hops off in an old boot*
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Sep 28, 2017 04:12
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Neukoln19 posted:I gotta buy shirts and poo poo on the internet imo if you do that might as well custom order a big nipples big life t-shirt so all the hot bhabhis want your dilz
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Sep 28, 2017 04:13
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my rear end is public property by now
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Sep 28, 2017 04:13
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Percelus posted:imo if you do that might as well custom order a big nipples big life t-shirt so all the hot bhabhis want your dilz so what, you like wearing crop-tops or somethin?
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Sep 28, 2017 04:14
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Being short owns, you get extra leg room on airplanes. Plus its proven that you live longer and are generally more successful if you are short.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:26
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salt shakeup posted:Being short owns, you get extra leg room on airplanes. Plus its proven that you live longer and are generally more successful if you are short. Only one of these is true. Guess which one
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Sep 28, 2017 04:28
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It is true tho that being tall is unnatural. I'm amazed Shaqs kneecaps dont explode every time he walks
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Sep 28, 2017 04:29
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Oh look a 4chan thread.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:30
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U wanna be world's tallest man? You are going to need a cane, my dude
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Sep 28, 2017 04:30
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I'm not that tall (for being white) but I feel super tall because I ride public transit/train to work since there's a lot of Hispanic/Asian/Indian/etc population here and I stand above so many, but whenever an actual swedish or German guy or something gets on I'm like oh right drat I'm not tall I wonder if when women say no under x need not apply or w/e, if they're just using that as code word for no minorities
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Sep 28, 2017 04:36
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salt shakeup posted:Being short owns, you get extra leg room on airplanes. Plus its proven that you live longer and are generally more successful if you are short. Like large breed dogs us tall folk break down easy and do not live as long but is a taller life than you can ever imagine.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:40
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salt shakeup posted:Being short owns, you get extra leg room on airplanes. Plus its proven that you live longer and are generally more successful if you are short. i would be more successful but i am too busy banging short guys wives while they're at work 
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Sep 28, 2017 04:45
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Don't you backtalk me you hippy, i killed fitty men and sacrificed my shins so you can put guacamole on bread
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Sep 28, 2017 04:46
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My parents didn't love me enough.
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Sep 28, 2017 04:56
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Away all Goats posted:I once worked with someone who said he (6'3) liked shorter girls, especially ones with big eyes and kind of shy/innocent demeanor. He was pretty normal otherwise but that always stuck out to me. Oh he also had a fetish for a certain race, guess which one! ...black?
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Sep 28, 2017 04:58
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It's fun resting your chin on the top of short people's heads
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Sep 28, 2017 05:00
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6'2" is pretty dope. You are kind of tall, but not like, freakazoid tall.
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Sep 28, 2017 05:05
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We Know Catheters posted:It's fun resting your chin on the top of short people's heads It really is My one Tall Person regret is I'll never be the little spoon Doomed to a lifetime of cold backs
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Sep 28, 2017 05:05
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I'm 5'9". I wouldn't mind a couple more inches. Either way.
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Sep 28, 2017 05:12
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:6'4" 6'7 here... I'll ask you the same question!
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Sep 28, 2017 05:21
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im 6'1", barely made the cutoff but thats all that matters baby 8)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw This is why I never pursued a career as a lawyer
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Sep 28, 2017 05:36
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I'm under 6' and can still dunk I feel like thats worth something
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Sep 28, 2017 05:40
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Percelus posted:i'm 6'3" Hey me too height brother!
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Sep 28, 2017 06:05
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pech posted:I'm 4'11 and the bikini babes wont stop grabbing my butt 6'8 lets team up. 
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Sep 28, 2017 06:16
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Like James Commey tall. I cant tell the difference between a 5 year old and a 20 year old. All the same looking really.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I'm thankful to be a 6 inch tall Manlet for if I was one of the tall folk it would be very difficult to squeeze into the series of tunnels that crisscross the world and let me travel to Prague for free where I can spend a week living on bread crumbs and very small quantities of heroin.
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