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Achtane posted:I'm 6'7", suck it, nerds. This. 6'4" here and being tall is fun and good except nothing really fits. And if it does fit, it's more expensive, harder to find and your options are limited. The world is really designed for someone 6"-8" shorter than you. Also, we don't live as long and all our parts are made of the same material as you shorts, but they have more stress put on them day to day, so they wear out faster. Knees for example. Also, you hit your head on stuff, like, a lot. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Oct 1, 2017 |
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Tall shirts that fit and are not just the dignity name for fat people tent are impossible to find. Wish I could wear Bugle Boy and Osh Kosh Bgosh like someone under 6' but that's life
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Oct 1, 2017 17:46
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Secular Humanist posted:it really makes me hate women when they can't just be honest about how what they really want is a tall guy. i mean im 5'11 which isn't like MEGA short but i've still been shot down so many times for being "small" (not my dick tho heh heh) by girls who I'm still at least a couple inches taller than. i just flip the table and go "CMONN!!" and they dont call me again! Women aren't upfront the same way most guys won't be upfront about wanting a thin woman. We all know it's the average preference, and having that preference doesn't make you a monster, but voicing it does. I just wish it was acceptable to admit it's a factor in average sexual attraction period. Every time you point it out there's a dozen ways people try to shoot you down. "Oh it makes dating easier? Well *I'm* 5'10" and *I've* never noticed" and so on. Like, no one is going to kid a girl about her dating life being affected by her weight, why is it so hard to acknowledge that being 5'7" or under adds an increasing handicap when approaching most women?
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Oct 1, 2017 17:55
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I'm 5'9" and have always seen people taller than me as circus freaks who have a great difficulty adjusting to normal society.
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Oct 1, 2017 18:10
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The reality is anyone over 6' knows only groups of shorter people are one person
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Oct 1, 2017 18:24
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Short people are like the creeps in a MOBA
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Oct 3, 2017 08:53
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i'm 5'10" but i have that polynesian mane that makes me look 6' lolBloodyshinta1 posted:You should be able to add every inch over the national average your dick is too your height  if you know you're packin then act accordingly, with the confidence of a man standing far taller than you do 
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Oct 3, 2017 09:27
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Im 5'0 and have a a tiny penis op.
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Oct 3, 2017 09:56
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Short people are like the creeps in a MOBA Lmao
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Oct 3, 2017 11:56
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I'm 6'6", and women flock to me like they're being fired from the 32nd floor of the Mandaly Bay Hotel.
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mind the walrus posted:The otherwise terrible movie "the change-up" had one good exchange. Jennifer Aniston is looking for a sperm donor and Jason Bateman asks what the most important quality she's looking for is. She says "his sense of humor" which he calls bullshit on, and she grumbles "ok it's his height." Solid honesty there Jen. yeah i agree its pretty similar to weight for women, although men being the horny sex perverts we are, i think a lot of guys will happily look the other way for a pretty girl who is a little overweight much more often than a girl will date a guy slightly shorter than her, or even equal height. i remember some girl once telling me that guys who are equal height always feel like her brother and yeah i can understand that being a nonstarter. (i dont really hate women it was just a goof)
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Oct 3, 2017 14:08
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A philosophical zombie/p-zombie (a physical being capable of stimulus and response just like a conscious being, despite not being truly conscious/sentient) is anyone under 6'1"
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Oct 3, 2017 14:16
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Still the tallest. I look down on all you manlets
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Oct 3, 2017 17:17
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Secular Humanist posted:i think a lot of guys will happily look the other way for a pretty girl who is a little overweight much more often than a girl will date a guy slightly shorter than her, or even equal height.
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Oct 3, 2017 17:24
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Lol, enjoy having your knees and ankles ground to nubs by age 50 you lumbering freaks.
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Oct 3, 2017 17:48
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Doppelganger posted:Lol, enjoy having your knees and ankles ground to nubs by age 50 you lumbering freaks. Speak up from down there. I'm 6'3" and it's basically the perfect height, suck it halfmen
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Oct 3, 2017 17:54
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Doppelganger posted:Lol, enjoy having your knees and ankles ground to nubs by age 50 you lumbering freaks. Buddy I'll swaddle you like a baby and carry you around so you can see what it's like up here
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Oct 3, 2017 17:57
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Spuckuk posted:Speak up from down there. At 5'8'' I can dart between your legs faster than you can react and rip your gargantuan tallman dick off with my tiny rat claws, claiming its power for my own. What now, tallman? In the end, what has your height availed you?
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Oct 3, 2017 17:59
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Cnut the Great posted:At 5'8'' I can dart between your legs faster than you can react and rip your gargantuan tallman dick off with my tiny rat claws, claiming its power for my own. Better yet, after you tear it off, attach it to yourself and get on my shoulders. ...WE'LL GET ALL THE LADIES TOGETHER!
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Oct 3, 2017 18:02
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Rad-daddio posted:Better yet, after you tear it off, attach it to yourself and get on my shoulders. imo you short guys should team up and become one bigger symbiotic organism
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Oct 3, 2017 18:05
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Percelus posted:imo you short guys should team up and become one bigger symbiotic organism Most professional basketball players are actually just a bunch of short dudes linked together fyi
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Oct 3, 2017 18:30
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Zzulu posted:It's women who cares about women if youre gay?
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Oct 3, 2017 18:45
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serious norman posted:who cares about women if youre gay? gay women
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Oct 3, 2017 19:07
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Cnut the Great posted:At 5'8'' I can dart between your legs faster than you can react and rip your gargantuan tallman dick off with my tiny rat claws, claiming its power for my own. I've looked a woman in the eye without her returning a pitiful giggle
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Oct 3, 2017 20:34
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Tall guys get all the girls.... ... and then drop dead at 22.
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Oct 3, 2017 23:57
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Percelus posted:imo you short guys should team up and become one bigger symbiotic organism
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Oct 4, 2017 00:36
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"I will pick you up by the scruff of the neck and walk out into the ocean with you" is the best threat I ever heard someone make to a short person
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Oct 4, 2017 00:41
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Yeah that's a good one, and why I have a good lawyer in my contacts.
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Oct 4, 2017 00:43
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I'm a woman of average height for my country of origin
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Oct 4, 2017 02:31
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I wonder if this thread is tall enough yet for the gas chamber
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Oct 4, 2017 02:37
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Neukoln19 posted:I wonder if this thread is tall enough yet for the gas chamber The nazis gassed a lot of children, i doubt there was a height requirement. you might be thinking of a rollercoaster or other entertainment ride
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Oct 4, 2017 03:52
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Is it murder if they're under 5'9" or just a mercy killing?
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HELLBITCH posted:Is it murder if they're under 5'9" or just a mercy killing? Mercy killing. I'm 5' 6". It's really loving difficult to get laid sometimes as a below average height dude. At least I got a nice hog, otherwise I'd blow my brains out.
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Oct 4, 2017 04:14
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Salty Josh posted:It's really loving difficult to get laid sometimes as a below average height dude.
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Oct 4, 2017 04:21
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Salty Josh posted:Mercy killing. I'm 5' 6". It's really loving difficult to get laid sometimes as a below average height dude. My one roommate was 5'2 and we got along fine but he told me he would murder me in an instant if he could just get 4 extra inches. You should feel blessed Life is seriously complicated for shorter dudes
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Oct 4, 2017 05:34
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Aesop Poprock posted:My one roommate was 5'2 and we got along fine but he told me he would murder me in an instant if he could just get 4 extra inches. You should feel blessed I'd also murder you for a bigger dick
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Oct 4, 2017 06:43
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*leaning down with hands on thighs to get to your level, whispering "loving lol." Welp, back to 6'4 life!
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HELLBITCH posted:I've looked a woman in the eye without her returning a pitiful giggle So you're admitting you're not gay? Was this supposed to be an own or a self-own?
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Cnut the Great posted:So you're admitting you're not gay? Was this supposed to be an own or a self-own? Actually I'm a big gay queer but I lead women on because I hate them (mom wouldn't let me play M rated games)
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Cnut the Great posted:At 5'8'' I can dart between your legs faster than you can react and rip your gargantuan tallman dick off with my tiny rat claws, claiming its power for my own. Much like the noble giraffe, the ability to nibble on the tallest leaves of the tree, whilst pouring scorn upon the head of you and your dwarfish ilk.
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