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In 2067, right before the nukes launched from Russia in the Climate War detonate, a frazzled old goon utters his last words: "Bernie would have won."
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Sep 30, 2017 09:47
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Maybe I'm just tired and sore, but it's one of those days where anarcho-primitivism is the only viable solution to all of the world's problems and only if you insist that there should be some people left in the world.
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Jun 28, 2018 16:02
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Anarcho-primitivism is just a doomsday cult for atheists. Oh, for sure. I'm just cranky this morning. But if we want go balls to the wall, no going back permanent solution, then here's what we do: And except for maybe the first following paragraph, the rest of this is all in bad, sarcastic humor. If you want to fix the world's ills, then you start with decolonizing the Americas, Australia, and Africa. Send everybody back to the continents their pre-Columbian ancestors came from. Oh crap, the same old poo poo in Europe happens again and some of them get ideas about expanding out of the continent. Better just annihilate them for good measurem Aw poo poo, now China wants to do it to. Better give them the business. Wait, Egypt and the Aztecs have empires and the Iroquois could be argued to be imperialistic too? Better take them out. poo poo, there is the potential for a group of people that have never experienced capitalism to reinvent it. Destroy them because it's the only way to be sure. So ithere are no more humans, but there remains the possibily that another great ape or bird or lizard eventaully evolves human-like intelligence and repeats all the bad stuff again. Better just lay waste to all life on earth, just in case. Life could arise on Earth again. Blow it up too. What if there are other sentient beings in the universe and evils like capitalism also exist in their societies? Zzzaaaap! We might have missed something in some remote corner of the universe. Annihilate the whole thing! What if there is a God and they decide to just erase everything and start over, but the bad things from the previous iteration repeat themselves? THEN WE KILL GOD. What if there's more than one creator or god? THEN WE KILL THEM TOO.
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Jun 28, 2018 16:57
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