i"m sorry, I can't take a hint

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City of Glompton

it would be cheating if I were to take a hint and I want to earn my success legitimately . bounce on, littl e candies, bounce on

# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:40

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# ? May 21, 2024 12:40

City of Glompton

through years of practice I've trained myself to be blind to vibrating exclamation points and glowing objects. it is fine because those things don't exist in real life but if they did I'd ignore them too

# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:42

City of Glompton

here's a little saying I made up to help me avoid accidently reading hints - "if the text is red, I'd rather be dead. if the text is yellow, ignore the fellow. if the text it green it shouldn't be seen. if the text is italicized I can't read it anyway because it's too much like cursive."

# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:45

Manifisto

lol

# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:56

Manifisto

i'm sorry, clippy. they said they were professionals. they said you wouldn't suffer. I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if you knew it was coming, if you screamed or cried or just accepted your fate. but that's my cross to bear.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 01:58

cda: by Hand Knit

In the very first round of Clue I just go for it. I follow my instinct and make an accusation. Hint-takers can get in line to suck my dick.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 02:01

City of Glompton

I'm a purist so I maintain this approach in all aspects of my life. for example I've never once checked my phone because the little light blinked at me. i want you to know that if I respond to your text that's all me, baby

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Oct 1, 2017 02:04

Dads Dip Cup

*contemplating deeply at the leave a hint, take a hint tray* "no, I just can't. my conscience won't allow it"

# ? Oct 1, 2017 02:05

Dads Dip Cup

no, of course I wouldn't download a hint haha *hastily closing the GameFAQs tab in my browser*

# ? Oct 1, 2017 02:23

City of Glompton

*looking at the car salesman incredulously*

do you have any models without the backup camera, gps, seatbelt indicator, and dashboard warning lights? also that little triangle by the fuel gauge is...problematic

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Oct 1, 2017 03:18

Dads Dip Cup

I stop in my tracks and stare in despairing disbelief at the door handle with the word "PULL" clearly written beside it

"why have you done this. why"

# ? Oct 1, 2017 03:30

Twenty Four

Here's a little hint about not taking hints - take them.

But wait you don't ugh dammit!

# ? Oct 1, 2017 11:54

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

when they pass around chocolate hints after a meal at the Olive Garden but I politely refuse because I'm watching my wasteline

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 1, 2017 12:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I can only properly take a hint if it's immediately followed up with a sharp jab with your elbow to my ribs

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Oct 1, 2017 14:01

Macnult

City of Glompton posted:

I'm a purist so I maintain this approach in all aspects of my life. for example I've never once checked my phone because the little light blinked at me. i want you to know that if I respond to your text that's all me, baby

# ? Oct 2, 2017 02:27

RudeCat: The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

Whenever the dad called me in Earthbound to tell me I should take I break I always hung up on him. You're not my real dad!

# ? Oct 3, 2017 01:52

Ultra Spoot

*sees the hint guy in earthbound*

*starts sweating profusely*

# ? Oct 3, 2017 03:14

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

otacon: snake you have to listen...

snake: *fingers in ears* i thought this was the chill forum

# ? Oct 3, 2017 03:41

RudeCat: The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

Coach: "There's no rule that says dogs can't play baseball!?"

Me: "come on Barkley, there's no other dogs at this park."

# ? Oct 3, 2017 03:55

City of Glompton

Listen, I wouldn't even play "hot" & "cold" at Easter. Do you really think I appreciate you putting H and C on the faucet?

# ? Oct 3, 2017 16:20

RudeCat: The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

City of Glompton posted:

Listen, I wouldn't even play "hot" & "cold" at Easter. Do you really think I appreciate you putting H and C on the faucet?

Even worse are the "caution: contents will be hot" labels. Hello people, spoilers?

# ? Oct 3, 2017 17:26

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# ? May 21, 2024 12:40

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cda posted:

In the very first round of Clue I just go for it. I follow my instinct and make an accusation. Hint-takers can get in line to suck my dick.

Sorry cda, it wasn't Mister Christopher, in the ball pit, with the Updog. None of those are pieces or settings in this game. I admire your moxy though, kid. Give em hell

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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:17

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