MLS October GDT - Reds Run Roughshod, Receives Recognition

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Who's taking home the Wooden Spoon? This poll is closed.
The Other OTHER United Team	0	0%
0G* United (*Zero Goals)	1	7.69%
Isaiah 19:5	4	30.77%
Supermassive Black Hole	8	61.54%
Total:	13 votes

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Not really a good "R" word that's a synonym for trophy, so sue me.

Philly hosts Seattle stupidly early today (Seattle win clinches for them and knocks out Philly) then it's the international break. Hopefully the US doesn't gently caress this up :argh:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 08:54

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:32

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Rivals remain rejected, reluctant regression resumes regarding Real?

# ? Oct 1, 2017 17:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Really reaching regarding the rampant repetition, right?

The Sounders starting XI is...interesting. This could be a shitshow.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:00

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

Really reaching regarding the rampant repetition, right?

The Sounders starting XI is...interesting. This could be a shitshow.

Repetition remains regal 'round Ray's.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:03

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

I forgot the Union were a team in this league.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:14

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

So Kelly is just not going to use his whistle today, huh?

E: Yeah, that's a yellow. Goddammit Delem.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Oct 1, 2017

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Jesus gently caress Frei :stonk:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THAT'S A poo poo MOVE!"

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:47

DR AIDS: Nov 4, 2008; No shits will be given

Back to the boring as gently caress Sounders, I see.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 18:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dempsey comes on in, offense looks 20x better. I'm shocked. :geno:

# ? Oct 1, 2017 19:34

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Stop that Blake. Stop it.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 19:47

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Welp

# ? Oct 1, 2017 19:54

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

So much for the Sounders having a chance at a bye week.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 20:11

El Jebus: Jun 18, 2008; This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

whypick1 posted:

Stop that Blake. Stop it.

That Blake fellow had quite a game. I enjoyed it!

# ? Oct 1, 2017 20:19

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

Welp

Holy poo poo this weekend could not have gone any more perfectly. Even the Bolaños red is no big deal, he's been terrible lately when he got to play.

# ? Oct 1, 2017 20:47

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Soccer is, unexpectedly, on tonight.

Actually it's been on for a half, and Atlanta are down at home 0-1 to Minnesota (6-2 agg.) just after halftime thanks to yet another Nice Goal from Danladi.

(I honestly wasn't expecting Tata's failure to rotate his squad to backfire so hard before the end of the season.)

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:25

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Dallan Invictus posted:

Soccer is, unexpectedly, on tonight.

Actually it's been on for a half, and Atlanta are down at home 0-1 to Minnesota (6-2 agg.) just after halftime thanks to yet another Nice Goal from Danladi.

(I honestly wasn't expecting Tata's failure to rotate his squad to backfire so hard before the end of the season.)

well, international break is also taking a toll as well

but yeah Atlanta look like poo poo, and I don't think they'll be getting a point

especially if they have to go to their 4th choice keeper after this VAR decision

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:28

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

especially if they have to go to their 4th choice keeper after this VAR decision

knew that was coming

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:29

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

That was loving pathetic from United...err, Minnesota.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:36

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

well that goal came out of nowhere

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:36

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

trem_two posted:

well that goal came out of nowhere

You were a bit early with this post

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:41

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Gressel owns

what an assist by Asad too

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:41

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

That was loving pathetic from United...err, Minnesota.

Aaand we all spoke too soon, normal service restored.

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Are they really chanting "Ohhhhh, gently caress you Orlando"?

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:57

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:59

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

lol yeah all the Uniteds are bad

# ? Oct 4, 2017 01:59

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

What the gently caress was that shot attempt?

# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:00

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:04

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

trem_two posted:

but yeah Atlanta look like poo poo, and I don't think they'll be getting a point

I was right, eventually

# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:05

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

'mon the Minnesota Dark Loons or whatever

Oh there it is lmao

# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:05

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

trem_two posted:

I was right, eventually

This poo poo is bananas.

(bonus absurdity, MNU can still make the playoffs with sufficiently helpful results from the rest of the West - and, with that win, they can no longer win the Wooden Spoon, as it is now impossible for the Galaxy to catch them in the standings.)

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Oct 4, 2017

# ? Oct 4, 2017 02:06

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Looks like Vancouver are a bunch of frauds.

# ? Oct 7, 2017 23:43

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

The Red Bulls are in the playoffs where they will immediately lose because they're not good.

# ? Oct 8, 2017 00:31

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Shrapnig posted:

Looks like Vancouver are a bunch of frauds.

Joke's on you, I never believed it in the first place. :smith:

We're a bit better with our best XI including Waston and Reyna (who were busy at WCQs) but I can't believe everyone else in the West is so bad that we've counterattacked our way to a playoff spot and probably (barring a collapse against SJ and Portland which I am not willing to rule out) at least a first-round bye.

We can probably advance if we get home advantage but honestly everybody in the West is playing for the chance to be obliterated in MLS Cup in front of a raucous crowd in Toronto or Atlanta this year.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 15:09

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Dammit KC, stop trying to win :argh:

# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:41

Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

If KC could keep throwing away their games in hand that'd just be GRAND.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:34

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Phwoar that own goal finish

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:42

TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

Lol kc

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:43

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

Lol kc

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:44

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Dallan Invictus: Oct 11, 2007; The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

HAHAHA GOD BLESS YOU WONDERBOY.

# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:44

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