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I haven't looked at the playoff schedule recently, but I'm pretty sure that if Seattle finishes second and makes it to the West Final they'll have a Seahawks doubleheader. So everyone should be rooting for that outcome just so we can have pages of people complaining about football lines.
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Oct 16, 2017 02:54
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Playoff schedule Yeah...the Seahawks have home games on the 29th and 5th, so the only way a conflict doesn't occur is if they don't get the #2 seed and host the first leg on the 31st (which should be enough time to clear the lines too). No other problems for the rest of the playoffs though.
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Oct 16, 2017 03:14
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If the Galaxy gain a point and Jersey burns RFK down on Sunday (or we do Senators style for a 3-0 forfeit), DC will finish last in MLS, as is proper. Others failed by spending money terribly, others failed by building teams badly, others failed by simply not caring, but only DC United have done all these things at once. *~BuT AuDi FiElD ThOuGh*~
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Oct 16, 2017 03:15
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Your Boy Fancy posted:If the Galaxy gain a point and Jersey burns RFK down on Sunday (or we do Senators style for a 3-0 forfeit), DC will finish last in MLS, as is proper. Others failed by spending money terribly, others failed by building teams badly, others failed by simply not caring, but only DC United have done all these things at once. The Rapids will find a way to disappoint you. Or me. Probably me.
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Oct 16, 2017 03:40
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Azerban posted:montreal is going to have to watch vancouver and toronto play for the cup and it's gonna be good This would be the cherry on the poo poo cake for US Soccer, so mote it be. 
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Oct 18, 2017 01:22
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ESPN is doing their equivalent of Multimatch 90 this Sunday, which would have a lot more drama if it wasn't mostly just seeding that was being determined. Here's my order of matches, in terms of importance: 1. Atlanta United vs. Toronto - Are this year's Reds the best club in MLS history? If they get a result on the road, then yes I'd say so. 2. Portland vs. Vancouver -  Cascadia and all that, but these are the two best clubs in the West, and barring a draw coupled with a Seattle win, the winner gets home-field advantage up to the Cup Final.3. San Jose vs. Minnesota United - Win and You're In for the Quakes against a team that, while crap, is still better than Dallas' opponent. Speaking of... 4. Dallas vs. Los Angeles - Once a shoe-in for the playoffs, the Hoops have stunk up the joint for months. Dare they lose to the potential Wooden Spooners? 5. NYCFC vs. Columbus - The Pigeons try to seal an automatic spot in the Conference Semi-finals with a win against another playoff team. Also, played at a different baseball park. 6. Real Salt Lake vs. Sporting Kansas City - The Royals have an outside shot at being above the Red Line, but face stiff competition. 7. Houston vs. Chicago - THEORETICALLY, both these teams could end up in their conference's top two. 8. D.C. United vs. RBNY - Only interesting because it's the Atlantic Cup, which means anything can happen. Say goodbye to RFK! 9. Seattle vs. Colorado - The Sounders are almost certainly winning this match. 10. Montreal vs. New England - Garbage time! 11. Philadelphia vs. Orlando City - Poop vs. Poop
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Oct 18, 2017 06:25
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I like that Columbus can not only bump NY2 out of the #2 seed, but if everything goes right they could drop as far as 5th. #1 and #6 are set in stone, but everything else could change a dozen different ways in the East. In the West all 6 spots are still unclinched, but the most interesting will be the fight for 6th between SJ, Dallas, and RSL. Other than figuring out which of Vancouver/Portland ends up as the #1, there isn't anything else interesting going on. Both Vancouver and Portland are guaranteed to finish no worse than #3 and #4 respectively, so they don't have the potential of ending up on the road as the first game like NY2 can.
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Oct 18, 2017 17:32
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all-Rush mixtape posted:10. Montreal vs. New England - Garbage time! Are you sure you didn't swap these two around?
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Oct 18, 2017 19:08
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The Rapids are going to win the wooden spoon today and we will take turns scooping out Stan Kroenke's internal organs with it.
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Oct 22, 2017 19:12
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That's going to be tough since LA needs to win and DC needs a result (unless you guys feel like shipping 12 more goals than DC today) in order for that to happen. I do believe in your ability to lose today though.
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Oct 22, 2017 19:18
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Is anyone watching the ESPN thing? Did they just cut away during stadium chat where the Crew guy is complaining about a stadium and NYC doesn't even have one?
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Oct 22, 2017 21:12
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Dallas is already losing 
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Oct 22, 2017 21:24
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Fire give up a soft goal ninety seconds into the game 
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Oct 22, 2017 21:24
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ALL THE EARLY GOALS!!! 
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Oct 22, 2017 21:25
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And there's one for Seattle!
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Oct 22, 2017 21:29
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Is the pitch at RFK always this bad? I guess it doesn't matter anymore but holy moly it's cutting up like crazy.
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Oct 22, 2017 21:30
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Maybe don't play in a baseball stadium if you don't want that sort of thing to happen.
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Oct 22, 2017 21:33
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Great job Loons 
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Oct 22, 2017 21:37
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Love all the goals.
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Oct 22, 2017 21:42
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gently caress, Deuce red carded after VAR whypick1 fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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Oct 22, 2017 21:44
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Good job...Van....couver 
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Oct 22, 2017 21:51
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Aww yeah, à Kendall Waston special in the 30th. Aww man, now we have to defend this lead for an hour.
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Oct 22, 2017 21:51
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Dallan Invictus posted:Aww yeah, à Kendall Waston special in the 30th. No you don't!
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Oct 22, 2017 21:52
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goals, they're everywhere
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Oct 22, 2017 21:55
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Dallan Invictus posted:Aww man, now we have to defend this lead for an hour. Now just defend the tie for the next hour kthx
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Oct 22, 2017 21:55
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video replay is stupid
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Oct 22, 2017 21:57
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Azerban posted:video replay is stupid I agree
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Oct 22, 2017 21:58
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KC's apparently thinking they can't possibly be hosed over in 3 straight road knockout games.
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Oct 22, 2017 22:05
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whypick1 posted:Now just defend the tie for the next hour kthx How the hell did that scramble stay out?
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Oct 22, 2017 22:07
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Right now Dallas has the #6 seed by a single point. Reminder they should have had that Orlando game forfeited and be sitting on 2 fewer points.
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Oct 22, 2017 22:18
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Dallan Invictus posted:How the hell did that scramble stay out? I have no idea. I also don't know why Chara got a card. I also don't know how this game is tied at 1-1 instead of 3-3.
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Oct 22, 2017 22:18
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Chara probably got a red because he's kind of a douche. Probably the same reason Dempsey got a red. Edit I guess it was only a yellow, not sure why I thought red. He's still a douche though binge crotching fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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Oct 22, 2017 22:21
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gently caress this ref
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Oct 22, 2017 22:29
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Lol Rapids
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Oct 22, 2017 22:30
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How the hell did he miss that?
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Oct 22, 2017 22:32
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binge crotching posted:How the hell did he miss that? Same reason Chara got that yellow and Wondo scored the go ahead over The Loons: a global conspiracy.
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Oct 22, 2017 22:33
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Holy poo poo, the ref actually gave Seattle a PK for a change. And the red! 
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Oct 22, 2017 22:38
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whypick1 posted:Holy poo poo, the ref actually gave Seattle a PK for a change. I'm shocked too
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Oct 22, 2017 22:40
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whypick1 posted:Holy poo poo, the ref actually gave Seattle a PK for a change. Lol, red after review. Still didn't see poo poo on either red
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Oct 22, 2017 22:40
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This red is because he made no attempt at the ball.
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Oct 22, 2017 22:40
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