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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I wouldn't sign with the Browns unless every cent was guaranteed

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
The Dwayne Bowe rule.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bird in a Blender posted:

Either way, The Browns likely have to overpay for free agent talent, which is going to hamper them. They need to show a couple years of competency before players stop wanting extra to go there.

The Packers had this problem until Reggie White showed up in the 90s.

Sometimes all it takes is one player (or two).

spanky69
Nov 5, 2004
I THINK sba HAS LOST HIS MIND. WOOOOOO DOGGIES PUPPIES KITTENS CRAP TURDS, love sba
Fun Shoe
I can see the Browns bringing a kicker in to scout and that kicker intentionally miss every kick.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


spanky69 posted:

I can see the Browns bringing a kicker in to scout and that kicker intentionally miss every kick.

huh? best player in the 07 lions was the kicker

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

spanky69 posted:

I can see the Browns bringing a kicker in to scout and that kicker intentionally miss every kick.

Last year their kicker got injured the Friday before the Dolphins game, so they signed Cody Parkey off the street and he didn't get to practice with the team until Sunday morning so he missed three FGs including the game winner. They also signed him instead of Robbie Gould because analytics.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
Shot:


Chaser:

https://twitter.com/browns/status/946111974286544896

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Parade organizer getting death threats on twitter. People are more upset about the parade than going 1-31.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Parade organizer getting death threats on twitter. People are more upset about the parade than going 1-31.

Once again proving that sports fans do not have a sense of humor.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
So this happened threetwo years and one day ago:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Dec 28, 2017

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Oh Johnathan Paul Manziel… you were the most Browns-iest of Browns QB’s.

The #2 was just so fitting as well.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

That's just his escape plan when the Feds show up.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
How on Earth was JFF already three years ago?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Whoops I meant two years ago. That's what I get for not having my morning coffee before posting.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
He was drafted in '14 and played in 5 games (started 2). That's three years.

Played in 10 (6) in '15.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Speleothing posted:

He was drafted in '14 and played in 5 games (started 2). That's three years.
Yes but the picture in question was taken two seasons ago (December 27, 2015 to be precise)

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I honestly don't remember him having a second season.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Speleothing posted:

I honestly don't remember him having a second season.

He likely doesn't, either, but not because of head trauma.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/KeithBritton86/status/946448307936690176

everything's fine

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
god drat it the steelers better not gently caress this up

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I wish we were facing the Patriots instead of the Steelers cause I think Bill would have gotten James Harrison and put Brady out there and told them to run up the score. He’d also pull out every trick play and strategy possible to test out and make sure the season ending capstone was in place.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

piss tape israel posted:

god drat it the steelers better not gently caress this up

I the Steelers are in any danger at all in this game (they won't be), Ben and Bell are going in.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Flikken posted:

Yeah, I'm so over Hue. Crow probably walks in the offseason and someone gets a pretty decent power back for a cheap contract.

:hawksin: sign for 1 year deal , lets do the eddy lacy dance since the hawks will never draft a good RB (its been since 2001 since they drafted a good RB)

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Jimmy Haslam is a murderer

https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/946708647069061121

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Well, RIP to the guy but I appreciate his final gently caress you and it probably cracked many smiles. He must have had a great sense of humor.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Still doesn't beat that guy who asked Browns players to be his pallbearers so they can let him down one last time

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Benne posted:

Still doesn't beat that guy who asked Browns players to be his pallbearers so they can let him down one last time

That is loving great :allears:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Chris James 2 posted:

I wouldn't sign with the Browns unless every cent was guaranteed

this is the only way I'd ever sign there as a QB, even if I was a draft pick. I'd sit out a year, maybe go play in Canada.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

They should have put the Browns in the Sunday night game.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Shangri-Law School posted:

They should have put the Browns in the Sunday night game.

:yeah:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Not empty quoting.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I swear to god if the Steelers ruin the perfect season.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer
the only way to predict if the browns win is to determine if 0-16 and 1-15 is the biggest letdown

thinking 1-15 but i'm willing them to 0-16 and wearing my manziel ugly sweater

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
You know how those NFL Films season highlight packages could make even the worst teams they were a step away from bein g contenders? Like, you could go 2-14 but the theme would be "Building the Foundation" and you would be pumped for your chances for next year.

If you follow 1-15 with 0-16, what do you say?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Nowhere to go but up!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nowhere to go but up!

Brace yourself for our picks refusing to sign.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nowhere to go but up!

Rooting for plateau

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nowhere to go but up!

Lateral moves are possible

Just sayin

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MD2020 posted:

You know how those NFL Films season highlight packages could make even the worst teams they were a step away from bein g contenders? Like, you could go 2-14 but the theme would be "Building the Foundation" and you would be pumped for your chances for next year.

If you follow 1-15 with 0-16, what do you say?

"Cleveland Browns: History in the Making"

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cleveland will go -1-17 next year somehow.

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