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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nowhere to go but up!

Join the ground floor of the bandwagon

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Quiet Feet posted:

Cleveland will go -1-17 next year somehow.

Lose all of their preseason games in addition to the flawless season.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
They need to forget to pick up Hue for the bus ride home.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer
I'm changing my vote to wanting a tie

Give me 0-15-1

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Would that still be parade worthy

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

got any sevens posted:

Would that still be parade worthy

Tie calls off the parade. Winless or nothing.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Ches Neckbeard posted:

Tie calls off the parade. Winless or nothing.

A tie is still a zero in the win column, thus still winless.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
An inspiring season highlight package could include those big 3rd down stops. It just wouldn't mention the penalties, even as the flag clearly flies by in the background.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Tie calls off the parade. Winless or nothing.

exactly, pure disappointment.

no compromises.

browns.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
Would a tie mean the food bank gets $10K? A tie still means the Browns managed to get worse.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
For those playing along at home, this is what will happen in the second half.

Browns tie the game, make incredible defensive stops and a few more sacks and turnovers, then Kizer gets blindside sacked and fumbles leading to an easy Steelers TD to seal it. Or he throws a pick 6.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

absolutely giddy for some more football history being made. c'mon browns, embrace the badness

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

iospace posted:

A tie is still a zero in the win column, thus still winless.

It's perfect season parade. A tie isn't perfect.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

It's perfect season parade. A tie isn't perfect.

in many ways it is though

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY
the only good thing about 0-15-1 would be the possibility that the browns go 0-16 next season, meaning they'd have gone 1-15 and then managed to get worse each of the next two years

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bigass Moth posted:

For those playing along at home, this is what will happen in the second half.

Browns tie the game, make incredible defensive stops and a few more sacks and turnovers, then Kizer gets blindside sacked and fumbles leading to an easy Steelers TD to seal it. Or he throws a pick 6.

Partly right so far....

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
oh no browns :(

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Infamy is ours. Burn this stupid franchise I need booze.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Looking good for two top 5 picks though

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Bigass Moth posted:

Looking good for two top 5 picks though

I'm convinced at lest 1 won't sign. Newer lows will be found.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Oh nooo browns are only down by 4.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Bigass Moth posted:

For those playing along at home, this is what will happen in the second half.

Browns tie the game, make incredible defensive stops and a few more sacks and turnovers, then Kizer gets blindside sacked and fumbles leading to an easy Steelers TD to seal it. Or he throws a pick 6.

Not exactly but close enough for government work.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
:fork:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

nah, landry's got another turnover in him



course, so do the browns

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Clownball decides the Browns destiny

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
1st and 4th picks :smug:

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer

Bigass Moth posted:

1st and 4th picks :smug:

browns pick darnold twice just to make sure

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Clownball decides the Browns destiny

Fitting, given how the Browns are a circus act already.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Pharohman777 posted:

Fitting, given how the Browns are a circus act already.

rude

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Disrespectful to circus professionals.

Pharohman777
Jan 14, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bigass Moth posted:

Disrespectful to circus professionals.

Oh, uh, sorry to any clowns reading this thread, you are definately better than the Cleveland Browns.

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer
barnum and bailey didn't close, just replaced the browns

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


God drat it, Browns. Why is this so close

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
“With the 4th pick of the draft, Cleveland Browns select fullback...”

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer

Lote posted:

“With the 4th pick of the draft, Cleveland Browns select fullback...”

unironic cheering

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

let's go the browns bitch

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
here we go......

Jymmybob
Jun 26, 2000

Grimey Drawer
i swear to god if they ruin this

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
IT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
loving lol that play jesus christ

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