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The grim reaper has been around for almost eight hundred years! But come on, that design of his is old-hat!
Hmm, well that's PRETTY cool. Sure, kids love sunglasses and convenience store slushies (and look at that pinky out. He's a classy guy!), but who uses scythes anymore? Why not a tractor trailer that he uses to haul souls/slow down traffic?
I also think more millennials would believe in Santa Clause if he ate a little better (thinner), had some sweet tats, and a macklemore haircut.
I mean I'm just spitballing here, but I'd certainly be way more into Jesus if he did an ironic playthrough of Cuphead on Youtube!
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Zeus but like without all of the problematic stuff the old Zeus did
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Loki with the #1 prank channel on YouTube
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For any televised program about Anubis, Snoop Dogg is always the preferred voice actor
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Never seeing the holes in Jesus' hands because he's always throwing shakas
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Loki with the #1 prank channel on YouTube
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Poseidon depicted as a giant plastic bag
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Ra always Ra-minds people to put on their sunscreen
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Cerberus is now a three headed corgi, has an Instagram page run by Hades
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Odin sacrificed his iPhone for mystical wisdom.
The grim reaper but with a chainsaw.
Icarus gets a tattoo of an anchor and the phrase "I will not sink."
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Are skateboard companies still riding the '90's radical tude? If so, Loki as a skateboard spokesman with a series of humorous videos. (Side note, there's a short documentary about Bam Margera and his attempts to get his life back in order. Real interesting stuff)
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The doctor said I was too muscular to be aborted
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Kali but each arm is holding a fresh ingrediant for a bland kale-based raw vegan salad
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I'm the rapping Joseph Smith and I'm hear to say/bigamy is back in a biblical way!
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Bacchus is serving drinks at Becky's house party this weekend, but like, have you seen her new hairstyle? I wouldn't be caught dead tagged in a 'gram with her...
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Jesus Christ died on the cross for your student loan forgiveness.
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It would be like, um, like Jesus, right? But like, instead of Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, it's um, iPhone, and Pokemon, and, like... uh, like who's that singer, she did that waterfalls song in the 90s, uh, you know. The pregnant one. Beyonce. It would be them, because like, that's what kids enjoy. I dunno. Everything's so different. Not like the 80s.
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In this joke, it is implied that the speaker mixes up Destiny's Child with TLC, who performed the song Waterfalls.[1]
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Aphrodite's Slutwalk Big Success though Faced with Opposition by Neoconservative Helicopter Mom Hera
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Who's that big greek one with the hammer? Like Orpheos or something? I think he like hammered horses into existence as a gift for poseidon? Anyway he actually like makes stuff with his hands for a living, so we should retool him into the God of getting a loving job
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once a day his cat eats his yogurt
the plan's coming together
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I'm a really cool nice dad
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HOW 2 TWERK LIKE A NYMPH WITH VENUS PS APHRODITE IS A SLVTTTTTTT!!! (6:26)
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