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X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

If you want to talk about the Marvel/Defense Contractor thing there's a thread for it and other similar topics now. Please use that the read for any future behind the scenes comic related controversies.

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Lurdiak posted:

Y'know I've got a 40 years of Avengers DVD sitting around somewhere, and the PDFs in that scanned the ads in. I could probably make a thread about weird comic book ads sometime.

Post a link if you do that here. I bet some other goons would post weird ads as well, it could be a pretty decent thread!

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

I'd read the hell out of a comic book ad thread.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

Oh yeah, those were golden.

And spongy.

The delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate!

Zoro
Aug 30, 2017

by Smythe

The short was TOO loving accurate to how those ads would always go.

Also, it was 90s as gently caress to have a cartoon short each episode that was just "Captain, Hulk, and Dazzler merged with Thor get an apartment together."

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Lurdiak posted:

I can't really answer that, since they're not the kind of things I pick up. I guess the one where Superman and Jared from Subway team up is funny in retrospect.

Oh my god lol I forgot about that

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I'm reading Deadly Class and it really went off the rails. It's hitting a lot of check-marks on the edgy comic list.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Roth posted:

I'd read the hell out of a comic book ad thread.

I made one years ago! Where were you!?!?!

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

edit: didn't spot this being discussed somewhere else.

RevKrule fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Oct 7, 2017

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!


This is being discussed in the other thread I mentioned earlier, not here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3836728

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Rhyno posted:

I made one years ago! Where were you!?!?!

Not here yet!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Roth posted:

Not here yet!

I still blame you!

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

I believe in all the ways that they say you can lose your body
Fallen Rib

Rhyno posted:

I still blame you!

If you made it before my reg date then you wasted your time.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Just read the first six pages of the Doomsday Clock thing, man. Why can't they just let Watchmen be its own thing? The Before Watchmen stuff at least kept it in its own continuity, now I guess it exists in a world with Batman and Superman and freaking Gorilla Grodd.

Timeless Appeal
May 28, 2006
Beyond the insidious nature of this, I dunno, I feel like the real life Vision is a much dorkier experience.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I actually tracked down and read a bunch of the modern industrial comics (Marvel and I think Dark Horse and DC have whole separate departments for them) and they're all pretty generic cut-and-paste, but the ones that really stuck out to me were the two ones commissioned by Triple A Baseball. The story of most of them is either

HEROES: Oh hey, better stop these supervillains!
[generic fight scene]
HEROES: We won using teamwork! You know who else loves teamwork? Western Union! Go to them for a payday loan!

-or-

HEROES: Better stop these supervillains!
[generic fight scene]
HEROES: We always stop evil, just like new Hanes technology stops your undershirts from stinking!

There's a secondary vein which is basically "oh no, there's some sort of supervillainy, we'd better stop it -- say, fresh-faced young adults who work for [Harley Davidson/Cisco/LG/Siemens/Gillette], I hear your company's innovative technology is almost as good as our superhero stuff!" and then the Avengers stop the Wrecking Crew from destroying the United Nations with the help of Cisco Telepresence or something. I kind of assume that's what this NGEN one is.

The Triple A Baseball ones are exceptional because it's almost literally just heroes watching baseball and spouting marketing statistics.

"I'm glad you talked us going to this TRIPLE A BASEBALL game, Ben! It's *Fantastic* family fun enjoyed by over three million households annually!"
"And with an average ticket price under $25, even a struggling photographer for the Daily Bugle can afford to take in a game with his favorite aunt."
"Why Peter, did you know that over one hundred and seventy Major League Hall of Famers have played for Triple A teams? I remember seeing those legends play as a child!"
"And I'm Tony Stark! I am a successful businessman and I am impressed by how Triple A baseball has grown by over thirty percent in the past decade! That is good business!"
"I'm Captain America, and as an AMERICAN I love that 74% of Americans live within sixty miles of a Triple A Baseball park!"
"HULK CANNOT COMPLAIN THAT AVERAGE BEER COST UNDER FIVE DOLLARS AT A A A PARKS, THAT SMASHING DEAL"
etc.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Man those secondary ads were the best. Anyone could churn out 'you know what gives me the power to punch Ultron in the face? Hot Pockets!' ads but it took a real gift to spend a full page where Batman and Superman in full costume hang around AT&T headquarters and explain how if you think about it the REAL super hearing comes from the new affordable family plan offered at your local AT&T store.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Edge & Christian posted:

I actually tracked down and read a bunch of the modern industrial comics (Marvel and I think Dark Horse and DC have whole separate departments for them) and they're all pretty generic cut-and-paste, but the ones that really stuck out to me were the two ones commissioned by Triple A Baseball. The story of most of them is either

HEROES: Oh hey, better stop these supervillains!
[generic fight scene]
HEROES: We won using teamwork! You know who else loves teamwork? Western Union! Go to them for a payday loan!

-or-

HEROES: Better stop these supervillains!
[generic fight scene]
HEROES: We always stop evil, just like new Hanes technology stops your undershirts from stinking!

There's a secondary vein which is basically "oh no, there's some sort of supervillainy, we'd better stop it -- say, fresh-faced young adults who work for [Harley Davidson/Cisco/LG/Siemens/Gillette], I hear your company's innovative technology is almost as good as our superhero stuff!" and then the Avengers stop the Wrecking Crew from destroying the United Nations with the help of Cisco Telepresence or something. I kind of assume that's what this NGEN one is.

The Triple A Baseball ones are exceptional because it's almost literally just heroes watching baseball and spouting marketing statistics.

"I'm glad you talked us going to this TRIPLE A BASEBALL game, Ben! It's *Fantastic* family fun enjoyed by over three million households annually!"
"And with an average ticket price under $25, even a struggling photographer for the Daily Bugle can afford to take in a game with his favorite aunt."
"Why Peter, did you know that over one hundred and seventy Major League Hall of Famers have played for Triple A teams? I remember seeing those legends play as a child!"
"And I'm Tony Stark! I am a successful businessman and I am impressed by how Triple A baseball has grown by over thirty percent in the past decade! That is good business!"
"I'm Captain America, and as an AMERICAN I love that 74% of Americans live within sixty miles of a Triple A Baseball park!"
"HULK CANNOT COMPLAIN THAT AVERAGE BEER COST UNDER FIVE DOLLARS AT A A A PARKS, THAT SMASHING DEAL"
etc.

Uh, can you post some panels from those baseball ones? That sounds hilarious! Or post them in the funny panel thread, honestly, that's probably a better home.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
The best one is the Marvel one where various characters talk about their profits, acquisitions and losses for the year. I think it was aimed at shareholders?

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The best one is the Marvel one where various characters talk about their profits, acquisitions and losses for the year. I think it was aimed at shareholders?
That was literally part of the quarterly and annual reports for Marvel from the point they went public in 1992(?) until the bankruptcy/restructuring in 1997(?). I have a bunch of those too, though I can't remember how or why I got them, as a non-stockholder/child. One of the neighborhood dads was a stockbroker, maybe he got them for me. They were really boring as a youth, weirdly fascinating now.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Edge & Christian posted:

That was literally part of the quarterly and annual reports for Marvel from the point they went public in 1992(?) until the bankruptcy/restructuring in 1997(?). I have a bunch of those too, though I can't remember how or why I got them, as a non-stockholder/child. One of the neighborhood dads was a stockbroker, maybe he got them for me. They were really boring as a youth, weirdly fascinating now.

Those sound really interesting, too. If you get any time, post some!

Edit--Here's a link if anyone's interested, they are pretty darn weird.

http://www.cbr.com/i-love-ya-but-youre-strange-that-time-wolverine-really-needed-to-learn-about-marvels-consumer-products-group/

A Strange Aeon fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Oct 7, 2017

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


https://twitter.com/Marvel/status/916522128811413504

https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656?lang=en

Marvel posted:

“The activation with Northrop Grumman at New York Comic Con was meant to focus on aerospace technology and exploration in a positive way. However, as the spirit of that intent has not come across, we will not be proceeding with this partnership including this weekend’s event programming. Marvel and Northrop Grumman continue to be committed to elevating, and introducing, STEM to a broad audience.”

https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en

https://twitter.com/TransComics/status/916656709082460160

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Come on now Lurdiak, I know you just saw me tell someone that posted the same tweet about it being cancelled to go to the other thread.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


X-O posted:

Come on now Lurdiak, I know you just saw me tell someone that posted the same tweet about it being cancelled to go to the other thread.

Yeah my bad, I considered posting that in the other thread but it felt kind of too stupid for the tone of it. I can edit it out if you want.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Lurdiak posted:

Yeah my bad, I considered posting that in the other thread but it felt kind of too stupid for the tone of it. I can edit it out if you want.

It's fine, we just don't need this clogging up three different threads.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
My brother went to NYCC and decided to get me a present. I'm a big Atomic Robo fan so these was a pretty awesome surprise tonight.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Now that's some good swag.

We didn't go to the con proper, but we did go to the "Rainbow Rowell: In Coversation" event and I high-fived her over Runaways #1.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Saints row 5 going for that photorealistic look

https://twitter.com/zdarsky/status/917007114538704897

Zoro
Aug 30, 2017

by Smythe

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Here are my cosplays for this year's NYCC.



Note: my body did NOT handle it very well when I got a chest waxing. I had it done two weeks ago.

Gavok fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Oct 9, 2017

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What are they cosplaying as, climbing walls?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Synthbuttrange posted:

What are they cosplaying as, climbing walls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6_cj35ZMnk

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

grosssssssssssss

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

You're cosplaying as an ad from 2 years ago? That's a really deep cut.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm moving this topic here, because it's a very interesting idea to me, but way off topic for the thread I started talking about it in. We were talking about the idea of making comics that were physically similar to what someone in the 30's would be holding in their hands when they bought one new.

FilthyImp posted:

The big impediment would be finding a 4 color halftoning printing press similar to what was used in the era, right? Then you have to get a way to authentically prep the plates or however the hell you get a page printed, and finally you track down the pulp pages similar to the quality or composition of the time.

It's not impossible that someone has access to an old as gently caress press somewhere but I imagine the process would be complicated before you even consider possibly getting sued when it blows up on reddit.

You can't get sued for copyright until you try and sell the final product. Reprint something in the public domain if you want to mass print it. And again, it's been done before with vintage products like jeans or for something more recent, polaroid film.

There has to be schematics for old printing presses, and some actual ones in physical storage somewhere you could restore.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

It's not necessarily the press mechanics per se, a lot of what became the modern web press is similar to what was used back then in a mechanical sense. What changed was the film used for repro, the inks and how they were applied, and the half tone screen to deal with the former. There's some interesting advances outlined here, but they mostly focus on when certain fonts were introduced:

https://printinghistory.org/timeline/

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Skwirl posted:

You're cosplaying as an ad from 2 years ago? That's a really deep cut.

I mean, I've still seen it as of this year.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
hey guys I wonder what the writer of Identity Crisis is up to these days

https://twitter.com/bradmeltzer/status/917399865226821632

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
SMUTS HAD THREATED GANDHI

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Barry Convex posted:

hey guys I wonder what the writer of Identity Crisis is up to these days

https://twitter.com/bradmeltzer/status/917399865226821632

That's sure a thing.

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