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Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules Here are the results from last week pre:+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | User | yards | bust | score | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | axeil | 997 | FALSE | 42 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | waah | 996 | FALSE | 41 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | DariusLikewise | 955 | FALSE | 90 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a new study bible! | 955 | FALSE | 39 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | OxySnake | 954 | FALSE | 38 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | fishing with the fam | 953 | FALSE | 37 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | the mean lunch lady | 948 | FALSE | 36 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Arnold Layne | 946 | FALSE | 35 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Forever_Peace | 936 | FALSE | 34 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Grittybeard | 920 | FALSE | 33 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | bobjr | 909 | FALSE | 32 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | No Butt Stuff | 908 | FALSE | 31 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | The Puppy Bowl | 896 | FALSE | 30 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Strobe | 891 | FALSE | 29 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Turdsdown Tom | 878 | FALSE | 28 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | MrLogan | 873 | FALSE | 27 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | 835 | FALSE | 26 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Buane | 834 | FALSE | 25 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Benne | 833 | FALSE | 24 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Deceptive | 821 | FALSE | 23 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Okibi | 789 | FALSE | 22 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | seiferguy | 788 | FALSE | 21 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Hockles | 758 | FALSE | 20 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Shangri-Law School | 757 | FALSE | 19 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Marshmallow Blue | 756 | FALSE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | totally losing my mime | 745 | FALSE | 17 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Nystral | 734 | FALSE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Athanatos | 730 | FALSE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | pixelbot2000 | 726 | FALSE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Relentlessboredomm | 696 | FALSE | 0 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Uterine Lineup | 681 | FALSE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Diqnol | 672 | FALSE | 11 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Major Ryan | 656 | FALSE | 10 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | WaffleZombie | 656 | FALSE | 9 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Acebuckeye13 | 484 | FALSE | 8 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Elephanthead | 457 | FALSE | 0 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | von Metternich | 1007 | TRUE | 6 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Young Hegelian | 1041 | TRUE | 5 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Infidel Castro | 1074 | TRUE | 4 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | schweens | 1080 | TRUE | 3 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | korrandark | 1092 | TRUE | 2 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjork Bjowlob | 1279 | TRUE | 1 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ Standings Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form! Raw Files for Nerds Week 4 Raw Input File Week 4 Raw Results Week 4 Theme Week Winner Announcement Due to excellent play last week, our Week 3 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...uhhh axeil. Congrats me! Please contact Buane to receive your prize. Week 5 Theme Week Announcement That's right folks, this week starts the bye weeks. To honor the start of this excruciating process (and also *NSYNC) this week's theme is, well, I think this song will explain it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s I'm calling this tonight Gonna be the best theme in sight I feel for your plight Hey baby come on I played you judiciously Even when you busted me So now it's time to ease the requirements I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie I want to see you off that list Baby bye bye bye Don't want to read the queue Only five players in this game for you You may hate me but it ain't no lie Baby bye bye bye You played with my gimmicks Goons you're more than welcome to Not participate in this fun charade Baby come on But I've run this game for you and me And now I really come to see That life would be much better with short lists I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie I want to see you off that list Baby bye bye bye Don't want to read the queue Only five players in this game for you You may hate me but it ain't no lie Baby bye bye bye Bye bye Don't want to make it tough I just want to tell you that I've had enough It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie Baby bye bye bye I'm giving up I know for sure don't' want to be the reason for your busts no more Bye bye I'm checking out, I'm signing off Sick of seeing all these long lists; I've had enough I don't want to read the queue in this game for you So I'm leaving the gimmick glue behind (Bye bye bye) I don't want to make it tough (Make it tough) But I've had enough (Bye bye) And it ain't no lie Don't want to read the queue Only five players in this game for you You may hate me but it ain't no lie Baby bye bye bye Bye bye Don't want to make it tough I just want to tell you that I've had enough It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie Baby bye bye bye In case that wasn't clear, this week's theme is that you can only have 5 players (including your Brady Number). Ties will go to whoever can write the best football related musical parody. Token Reminder To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number. This year we will have 5 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside! The five current tokens in play are: THE COX TOKEN Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! THE OSWEILER TOKEN A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score. THE PRATER TOKEN Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards. THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck! THE 28-3 TOKEN A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000 marioinblack (Week 1) MrLogan (Week 1) fishing with the fam (Week 2) Relentlessboredomm (Week 4) Elephanthead (Week 4) Theme Weeks & Past Winners Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible! Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard) - Forever_Peace Week 4: It Ertz when Eifert (at least 3 TEs with at least 186 yards among all TEs) - axeil Week 5: BYE BYE BYE (only 5 players) Week 6: ??? Week 7: ??? Week 8: ??? Week 9: ??? Week 10: ??? Week 11: ??? Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey) Week 13: ??? Week 14: ??? Week 15: ??? Week 16: ??? Week 17: ??? Week 5 Schedule BYE BYE BYE ATL, DEN, NO, WAS Thursday Night NE @ TB Sunday - 1pm EST NYJ @ CLE CAR @ DET SF @ IND TEN @ MIA BUF @ CIN LAC @ NYG JAX @ PIT AZ @ PHI Sunday - 4pm EST SEA @ LA BAL @ OAK GB @ DAL Sunday Night KC @ HOU Monday Night MIN @ CHI axeil fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Oct 3, 2017 |
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Additionally we are now at the end of the predetermined list of theme weeks I had at the start of the season, so if you have any theme week ideas please post them here or PM me
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 05:42 |
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I still like my idea of 3 or 4 or more players who attended the same college list and put up at some NFL numbers that week, but that probably makes a lot of work for you since it couldn't be automatically checked. I guess on the other hand you'd only have to check the winner. Uh...receivers week of some sort like the ground and pound week? Alternately a week where you can pick anything you want except receivers?
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 05:49 |
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Grittybeard posted:I still like my idea of 3 or 4 or more NFL players who attended the same college list, but that probably makes a lot of work for you since it couldn't be automatically checked. I guess on the other hand you'd only have to check the winner. All 3 of these are really good ideas. If we did the first one I think I'd require you to declare in your post what school everyone went to because it'd make things a lot easier to double-check after the scores come in. Typically I only have to look at the top 3 or so overall since a lot of people are playing theme week.
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THEME WEEK ENTRY TAM - Jameis Winston - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards PHI - Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards Brady Number: CHI - Tarik Cohen - Rushing Yards EDITED 7:30pm Thursday. Worried about how high scoring this Thursday game might be. Feel free to quote and laugh at my inevitable failure. Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Rushing Yards B#: MIN - Kyle Rudolph - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 16:02 |
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Possible themes/challenges: can only pick players with same first/last name, only pick players from same division (I guess excluding Brady #), can't pick players on teams with winning records, can only pick players from the same draft class, can only pick players who are not on their original teams, or you can only pick players from teams that have won a Super Bowl or not won a Super Bowl but not both. All of those might be hard to keep track of though. THEM WEEK ENTRY OAK - EJ Manuel - Passing GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing TAM - Jameis Winston - Passing CIN - Andy Dalton - Rushing B#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 16:32 |
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How does play-offs work? I get that you take the top 27 teams in, but is it still cumulative at that point or does scoring switch to a week by week basis. Just wondering because I might cool with the 28-3 token for a bit, there's no way I can keep getting that lucky.
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DariusLikewise posted:How does play-offs work? I get that you take the top 27 teams in, but is it still cumulative at that point or does scoring switch to a week by week basis. Just wondering because I might cool with the 28-3 token for a bit, there's no way I can keep getting that lucky. In the (recent) past we've just restarted the slate every week and the top third of playoff scores advance to the next week. Assuming axeil is staying with that way of doing things yeah I'd say you should probably back off and just stay the course for a while.
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****************************** THEME WEEK ****************************** NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards AZ - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards B# CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 17:06 |
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I might have messed something up last week, though I'm not seeing it despite staring at my list for 20 minutes...but by my math I should have scored 997! It's possible I messed something up and am just too dumb to see it though.
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Grittybeard posted:In the (recent) past we've just restarted the slate every week and the top third of playoff scores advance to the next week. Assuming axeil is staying with that way of doing things yeah I'd say you should probably back off and just stay the course for a while. Correct. Although I will be allocating tokens to the post-season based on regular season performance like we did way back in the day. So all 4 for 1st place, 3 for places 2-4, 2 for places 5-10 and 1 for places 10-20. Places 20-whatever half of the league is won't get any tokens but will get postseason spots. Although I'm open to changing it if people have better ideas. Buane posted:I might have messed something up last week, though I'm not seeing it despite staring at my list for 20 minutes...but by my math I should have scored 997! It's possible I messed something up and am just too dumb to see it though. Lemme take a look when I get home. It's possible the script may have freaked out in some way or your players may have been improperly imported.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 17:51 |
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Lots of "b" alliteration this week for some reason.
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# ? Oct 3, 2017 21:11 |
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axeil posted:
This is what I have as your entry for last week: pre:+-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | User | Team | Player | Type | Monday? | Token | yards | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | ATL | Austin Hooper | receiving | | | 50 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | NYG | Evan Engram | receiving | | | 62 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | DAL | Jason Witten | receiving | | | 9 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | TEN | Delanie Walker | receiving | | | 51 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | MIN | Kyle Rudolph | receiving | | | 34 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | NE | Rob Gronkowski | receiving | | | 80 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | PHI | Zach Ertz | receiving | | | 81 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | NYJ | Austin Seferian-Jenkins | receiving | | | 46 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | SEA | Jimmy Graham | receiving | | | 61 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | NO | Coby Fleener | receiving | | | 21 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | IND | Frank Gore | rushing | | | 46 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | JAX | William Poehls | rushing | | | 0 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+ | Buane | KC | Alex Smith | passing | 1 | | 293 | +-------+------+-------------------------+-----------+---------+-------+-------+
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axeil posted:sums to 834. Oh dear I put Bilal Powell's team as JAX so it gave me William Poehls instead
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# ? Oct 4, 2017 16:22 |
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----,-'-@ THEME WEEK @-'-,----- NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards LA - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards B# - MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 04:21 |
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THEME WEEK OAK- EJ Manuel - Passing Yards BUF- Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards BAL -Joe Flacco - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards B# - CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 06:11 |
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NOT THEME WEEK Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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Elephanthead posted:THEME WEEK Five Players Max
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 16:39 |
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Five Players Max I am not sure what you are considering a player to be but I count 5. I realize Tom Brady is a cheater but that is just a type of player.
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Elephanthead posted:THEME WEEK You can't use different stats for the same player.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 20:37 |
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There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play basketball.
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# ? Oct 5, 2017 21:25 |
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THEME WEEK NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards TB - Jameis Winston - Passing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards LA - Hunter Henry - Receiving Yards B#: MIN - Latavius Murray - Rushing Yards the mean lunch lady fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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THEME WEEK Just a small Tom Brady Passing in a lonely world He took the midnight play going anywhere Just a Georgia boy Stafford Passing for Detroit he took the midnight play going anywhere Le'Veon Bell in a smoky room The smell of weed and cheap perfume For a while they can Rush the night It goes on and on and on and on Kelce Receiving Up and down the gridiron His shadow blocking In the night Football people Livin' just to find emotion Playin' somewhere in the Monday Night Workin' hard to get their fill Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to hit the lane Just one more time Some will win Some will lose The Browns were born to sing the blues Oh, the game it never ends It goes on and on, and on, and on Kelce Receiving Up and down the gridiron His shadow blocking In the night Football people Livin' just to find emotion Playin' somewhere in the Monday Night [Instrumental interlude/] BRADY NUMBER Don't stop Trubisky Pass on to that feelin' Football people Don't stop Trubisky' Pass on Football people Don't stop Trubisky' Pass on to that feelin' Football people So yeah NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards B# CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:THEME WEEK You're a beautiful little petunia in the onion patch.
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Diqnol posted:You're a beautiful little petunia in the onion patch. I'm also an idiot who can't count to five
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MrLogan posted:You can't use different stats for the same player. Baby it ain't no lie baby brady gonna receive 100 yard pass you know what he eats don't give him gas dorito donk says I can and you know it is about the weight loss man
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Buane posted:Oh dear I put Bilal Powell's team as JAX so it gave me William Poehls instead MEAT STARLORD strikes again MrLogan posted:You can't use different stats for the same player. Also this
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Fine I am out of theme week! I will not give up Tom Brady receiving yards!
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Elephanthead posted:Fine I am out of theme week! I will not give up Tom Brady receiving yards! repeating players is a general rule though, not a theme week one.
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Marshmallow Blue posted:repeating players is a general rule though, not a theme week one. That is correct, it's always been a rule that you can only have one type of yardage per player.
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Fine give me a zero this week.
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# ? Oct 6, 2017 23:02 |
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THEME WEEK GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards LAR- Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards B#: MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Oct 7, 2017 |
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Theme Week GB- Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards BUF- Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards B#: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 11:25 |
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THEME WEEK DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards PIT - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards B#: CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 12:18 |
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Elephanthead posted:Fine give me a zero this week. There's still plenty of time to re-submit a list that complies with the rules. Otherwise instead of a zero I'll just take the natural positions for the players you picked (QBs get passing, RBs get rushing, WRs/TEs get receiving) while ignoring the others
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 14:11 |
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PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards B#: CHI - Jordan Howard - Rushing Yards
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 20:14 |
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OAK - EJ Manuel - Passing Yards OAK - Jared Cook - Receiving Yards OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards DAL - Terrance Williams - Receiving Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards B#: MIN - Stefon Diggs - Receiving Yards
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 21:09 |
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CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards LAC - Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards Brady Number - MIN - Laquon Treadwell - Receiving Yards
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DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards B# - CHI - Tarik Cohen - Rushing Yards
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