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akadajet posted:Microsoft sucks. Here is a thread that you can actually post in. but why would we when there's the ~*SpOoKy ThReAd of MyStErY*~ OOOOOooooooooo
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 01:04 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:12 |
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orange sky posted:Microsoft marketing team attacking the forums so, windows computers but small
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 17:56 |
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unofficial microsoft pr company the verge has a sloppy drunk love letter about how win pho was a "glorious failure" that just happens to gloss over the fact that it was half baked when it came out and basically blames google for not making a youtube app and not, say, the three different sets of dev tools and architecture three times in four years with no upgrade path for devices effectively punishing all their early adopters
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 16:15 |
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my point was that they burned all the remaining sliver of goodwill [and the several bil on awful advertisements] by making 7 phones not able to run 8, and 8 phones not able to run 10; I believe there were even some 8 phones that didn't get 8.1 that drags on developers too because even if it's all visual studio you still need to test on multiple separate devices, each with less marketshare than the last
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 17:23 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:perhaps the in practice most relevant aspect of the matter, though, is that all of the mobile web will continue down the path of being very webkit-specific, and apps getting built against webkit webviews and electron and so on will continue to be the normal (rather than trying to generalize across a broader web). depending on ones view that may not be entirely bad, but, eh, i doubt it will turn out well in the long run
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 17:52 |
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infernal machines posted:tl;dr: yeah, like everyone else has said, being three years late to market with half-baked features and rebooting the platform twice didn't help. but the bigger issue was their licensing model for oems. they couldn't compete with google
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 17:55 |
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flakeloaf posted:count chuckula deez grape nuts
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 18:10 |
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Shaggar posted:it was a cool idea but nobody wanted their apps to integrate w/ it cause that would mean lower BRAND ENGAGEMENT no, it would mean that some arbitrary decision made in a point release of the os could destroy your entire business while a self-contained app would keep working
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 20:06 |
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intel has to create fake phones and tablets for their commercials because nobody wants to actually use their awful excuses for mobile products also the windows brand is completely toxic and it's dumb nerds [us in this dead forum] who are the only people who think otherwise
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 23:14 |
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the hard drive is on the low power system so it can save and install stuff while the console is "off," might have something to do with that
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 18:43 |
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univbee posted:This is also true, there's a lot of weird decisions and superfluous hardware that exists solely for the console to still do stuff when it's in rest mode (which is really nice, actually, would be nice if your PC was in sleep mode it'd pull updates for Windows/games/other software). yeah it's pretty cool that I can buy a game on my phone and when I get home from work it's installed and patched and ready to go
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 18:54 |
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:I wouldn't mind if they would fix some of the glaring poo poo that's been plaguing the OS since launch, like the control panel / settings disparity, the 90 different kinds of context menus, and the dumb crap everyone wants to disable but can't ui consistency is the most expensive thing to fix because it means that different teams have to actually talk to each other
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 20:18 |
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sometimes I wonder if microsoft even knows that most of the stuff people put in spreadsheets isn't numbersJust-In-Timeberlake posted:you can stop investigating, don't loving do it. full. stop. it may be literally impossible to fix if the right vp or product manager has a strong opinion about it
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 22:58 |
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the xbonx will be hilarious if only to watch the insane logic microsoft will use to try to claim that it's not a failure for the next 6 months "best selling HDMI 2.1 console" "fastest preordered six teraflop system ever" "80 petabytes of os updates downloaded in the last 30 days"
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 19:37 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:The Surface Book 2 is aimed at graphic pros, but with a stout NVIDIA 1060 GPU, it's a tempting gaming machine, too. As we observed during our review, gaming drains the battery pretty fast, though. Worse, The Verge noticed that the power supply can't actually charge the battery fast enough to prevent it from draining in some cases. isn't "max power draw less than the charge rate" like the barest minimum of things you need to figure out when designing a battery powered device? ruins everything it touches
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 21:09 |
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the ipad pro exists because tim wanted to make a thousand dollar ipad
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 00:47 |
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there will be another xbox but it will be a normal computer in a console-sized case and they'll probably let oems build & sell them
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 00:58 |
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PleasureKevin posted:pretty sure we will hear microsoft change their tone to "expanding" and "broadening" their gaming which will ultimately mean going third-party or something if there is another generation of xbox consoles they'll probably just be windows pcs made by oems, all they really need to figure out is how to get people to move to pcs but still pay that sweet sweet xbox live subscription fee
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 21:22 |
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you make money three ways as a console manufacturer: 1. license fees from third party games/dlc 2. direct sales from first party games/dlc/accessories 3. online subscription revenue [if you're microsoft or sony] 1 sucks for them because they're being outsold 2:1 by sony and worse by the switch and they have no upcoming exclusives of note that they're not publishing 2 all their first party tentpole titles like halo, gears & forza have been lagging in sales with each new release while dev costs have increased 3 is the only bright spot, there's no revenue better than recurring revenue the only reason there's even an xbox today was the combo of sony stepping on their own dicks in unprecedented fashion and spending like a billion publishing unprofitable exclusives in the 360 era, now that the blank check is gone there's no reason for the xbox to exist, at least with surface they can rely on some enterprise sales and things like that qirex fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Jan 4, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 21:57 |
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pram posted:xbox one x costs $500 lmao I got a ps4 professional for 350, it is extremely needs suiting [despite having fewer flops than the xbonx]
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 00:10 |
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cinci zoo sniper posted:xbonx is the flop, makes u think
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 00:19 |
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RISCy Business posted:why do they call it the xbox 360
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2018 08:34 |
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funny to think that there was a point where the senior management at microsoft not only thought that required kinect was a good idea they thought it was such a good idea they were willing to make their system more expensive to do it. I bet none of them had ever actually used a kinect or if they did it was super carefully constructed demos, the middle managers certainly had enough feedback from the 360 to know what was wrong with it not that leaving it out would have made that much of a difference but if it had come out at 450 or 429 instead of 500 it at least wouldn't have got clobbered quite so hard. it's also almost spooky how they almost exactly repeated sony's mistake with the ps3 of trying to create the mythical "home entertainment convergence device" instead of a dedicated game console
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 19:00 |
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when I got my first tivo in like 2004 it took a week to get it actually working, including bringing it over to a friend's house to download data over his landline [worked over ethernet after that] and having to go back to the comcast office three times for cable cards I got a bolt in november and it was a 5 minute phone call to a dedicated number and I could re-use the mcard from my last one so basically now that it's becoming irrelevant they've actually got it sorted out
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 19:45 |
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to be fair if you ran a company that figured out you could charge your customers ten dollars a month for a device that is required to use your service [that they're already paying 50-150/month for] you wouldn't be in a big rush to change either
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2018 20:11 |
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Dodoman posted:They cancelled it iirc. I think platinum was working on it? It was either them or the scalebound guys scalebound was the platinum one [which oh look they just announced a new epic scale ps4 fantasy action rpg] the phantom dust remake was some small indie studio and the story is loving hilarious quote:Around early 2014, Microsoft had been evaluating its older software properties and determining which ones could be brought inexpensively to the new console. Darkside Game Studios, a small studio that had assisted in a number of large titles including the then-recent Sunset Overdrive but now looking to develop a title on its own, started discussions with Microsoft about taking the lead on one of these titles, which including Phantom Dust, Perfect Dark, and Battletoads. Darkside had been interested in the Battletoads but were told this was off the table, so instead started discussions about bringing a reboot of Phantom Dust to the new console.[9] they re-released the original as f2p last year, which also went super smoothly quote:Adam Isgreen, creative director for Microsoft Studios, said that details about the re-release of Phantom Dust had been light as at the time of its announcement, they were still not clear how much they could improve upon the game, complicated by the fact that they did not have the complete final source code from Japan, requiring them to reverse engineer and hack into the original game's binaries to assure what steps they could take.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 19:17 |
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"hey, we want to feature your game at E3! " "awesome, what kind of assets do you want us to put together for it, a trailer? a gameplay sample?" "nah, it's cool, we got it just keep working" "ok...." $2 million is a drop in the bucket for them, like 0.6 of one superbowl ad. it's not like the 9 figgies they gave to mistwalker way back to make 2 jrpgs they knew would never recoup
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2018 23:14 |
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FMguru posted:needs more syquest carts syquest was the best because if you worked the eject controls in the wrong order it would permanently destroy the media and probably the drive heads too bernoulli was smart enough to not allow you to eject it until the disk had stopped spinning
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 01:21 |
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PleasureKevin posted:https://majornelson.com/2018/01/23/xbox-game-pass-expands-to-include-new-releases-from-microsoft-studios/ recurring revenue is king
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 19:40 |
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premium quality hardwarequote:Hundreds of Surface Pro 4 owners have been complaining about screen flickering issues on their tablets. A thread over at Microsoft’s support forums shows that the problems have been occurring for more than a year, and most devices affected are out of warranty. Dubbed “Flickergate,” a website to report the issues claims at least 1,600 Surface Pro 4 owners have experienced the screen flickering problems.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 18:40 |
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wasn't there also a surface pro that could exceed the draw of its charger because they shoehorned a video chipset in it e: cinci zoo sniper posted:The Surface Book 2 is aimed at graphic pros, but with a stout NVIDIA 1060 GPU, it's a tempting gaming machine, too. As we observed during our review, gaming drains the battery pretty fast, though. Worse, The Verge noticed that the power supply can't actually charge the battery fast enough to prevent it from draining in some cases. qirex fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Feb 1, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 18:57 |
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microsoft's long relationship with taco bell, doritos and mountain dew is both amazingly cynical and super smart it's like yeah it's a cliche but we know you morons like eating garbage so here you go
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 17:02 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:tag all email from external source with !EXTERNAL! and have a rule to throw all these emails in a folder outside of Inbox we have this but they don't have exceptions for hosted tools like version one and salesforce so it's not super useful
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 20:16 |
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flakeloaf posted:when you push ^k to add a hyperlink to text in outlook, and it freezes on the "my documents" dialog for about a decade, what the hell is it doing love to get external emails from vendors with links to local files in them
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 17:12 |
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R@RE DEADSTOCK VINTAGE LUMIAS NOS RETRO WE GOT THOSE RARE WINDOWS PHONESquote:Microsoft has started selling Lumia Windows phones at the company’s online retail store once again. The software giant originally removed its Lumia devices back in June, leaving HP’s Elite x3 and Alcatel’s Idol 4S as the only choices for Windows Phone fans. Windows Latest has now spotted that Microsoft has started selling its Lumia devices again earlier this month.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2018 19:22 |
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PleasureKevin posted:didn't i say xbox one market share would drop to 13-15% this year? already in January it's dropped from 18% down to 15%. january isn't an all-important month or anything, but they just launched the One X. I think a lot of it is people trying to move up because of hirai leaving, since playstation is the most reliably profitable group in the company they're in a good position
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2018 19:12 |
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verge score 8.8
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 21:54 |
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despite spending approximately infinity dollars microsoft has never had the best selling console, xbox got murdered by the ps2, 360 got outsold 2:1 by the wii [and eventually passed by the ps3] and the xbone has been like 1/2 the ps4 for almost its entire life and is on track for the switch to pass it as well even though it released 3 years later microsoft got into the console business to beat sony and the only two consoles they've ever outsold are the gamecube and the wii u
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 17:15 |
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Potato Salad posted:So yeah, MS is divorcing ux from engineering. my understanding was that microsoft's biggest ux problems were more from executive meddling and mid-level product folks trying to make their name than friction with engineering e: full explanation here, laughing that they're merging the surface group with office
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 20:58 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:12 |
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centralized design orgs are super risky when you have as many products as they do, sadly I won't get any inside info because I don't know any designers who work there anymore
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 23:43 |