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The emoji keyboard definitely merits millions of dollars in overhead creating an entirely new operating system SKU, support channel, marketing campaign, etc.
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Apr 12, 2020 15:21
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yeah "game mode" was booting windows in the first place
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May 9, 2020 15:05
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I think you're the first customer so they'll probably figure out how to bill for it once you start using it
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May 15, 2020 03:08
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lol that poo poo got me. I turned off address bar search autocomplete rather than subject myself to bing
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Jul 31, 2020 18:48
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If you are going to do the onerous chore of reinstalling windows surely you can crack the fucker open and yank some cables for the duration
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Aug 9, 2020 04:45
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Who, me? It's german miles vorkosigan
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Aug 9, 2020 15:24
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I love the surface duo. Every single detail of it is a preposterously stupid fuckup and it costs fourteen hundred united states dollars
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Oct 18, 2020 19:28
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it still has that atrocious red cat thing icon
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May 6, 2021 14:46
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PCjr sidecar posted:services revenue is the new replacement for ad revenue don’t forget you can still put extremely cursed ads in your subscription products
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Jun 9, 2021 22:42
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i like the part where he downloads a random game then expresses shock that the microsoft store is still an unflushed toilet
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Jul 9, 2021 17:17
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r u ready to WALK posted:the vscode ssh remote editing is a dumb design that infects the remote host with a vscode remote service and wants to download extensions on the remote host directly from the internet so it is fairly useless in a enterprise environment lol this is a terrible idea
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Jul 9, 2021 23:40
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microsoft cock and ball lashing mariner
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Jul 22, 2021 18:40
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lmao they are gonna make a surface duo 2: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/07/heres-the-first-credible-microsoft-surface-duo-2-leak/
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Jul 26, 2021 17:49
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heh, looks like my gaming computer is going to get left behind because it's haswell. I guess intel is going to make a fuckton of money when people run out and buy new intel pc's that aren't noticeably better than their intel pc from five years ago
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Aug 5, 2021 05:55
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spankmeister posted:my next cpu is gonna be an AMD tbh those ryzens are good  but I am not going to run out and buy one just for windows 11
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Aug 5, 2021 15:50
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infernal machines posted:dear microsoft, please stop blasting me with ads in the product i paid for when they started giving windows 10 away for free they very conveniently forgot that anyone had ever paid for windows and didn’t deserve to be subjected to their bonzi buddy rear end poo poo
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Sep 4, 2021 17:06
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Chris Knight posted:waiting for the inevitable windows 12 once Apple changes macOS to 12 lmao windows 12 is going to be windows 11 with hastily patched-in notch support, for the inevitable macbook copycats my stepdads beer posted:fair enough, you want a real server os for that stuff windows 11.3 for workgroups
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quote:The original was a virtually unedited photograph—seriously, #nofilter—but for a new take on the lush landscape for your Teams meetings, we shifted the shadows, softened the clouds, and added a dappling of dandelions across the field. this is the essence of microsoft
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