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All Force powers have logical explanations congruent with causal physics.
Force Persuasion (A New Hope) Ben Kenobi uses subtle social engineering strategies (negging) on low self esteem stormtroopers.
Force Choke (A New Hope) Vader knows Admiral Motti has a severe peanut allergy and lines his gloves with peanut shavings.
Force Leap (Empire Strikes Back) Lando's nephews were playing on a trampoline inside the Carbonite chamber moments before Luke and Vader arrived.
Force Telekensis (Empire Strikes Back) Vader coerced Lando into installing tiny anti-gravity units in various boxes and crates by threatening to take away his nephews' trampoline.
Force Lightning (Return of the Jedi) Collective delusion akin to Christian Pentacostal speaking in tongues, etc. An "objective" view of the scene would have shown Luke writhing in pain for no reason and the Emperor going "Vvvvvvvvvvvv" with his lips.
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Nobody knows. I guess people think I had anything to do with Blockbuster video. I just thought that this would be fun because people like Star Wars.
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