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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Well I just watched that trailer three times.

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Will Han and Chew rescue a Druish princess in this?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Schwarzwald posted:

During a Q&A with George Lucas:

Tim’s time finally comes, and it looks like he will be the second to the last question. He approaches the mic and starts his question - or more correctly his explanation. He goes on about how he always felt the strength of the films was in the protagonists, and how thoughts of Luke, Leia, Han and Chewey always helped get him through sad times because they were such fun and life-embracing people (people, not characters). I can’t even paraphrase everything he said, or how his excitement and joy grew with each word, but after a couple of minutes he finally got to the question. “So, basically, my question is to ask what happened to them after Jedi. Did they stay friends? Go on more adventures? Did they ever have kids of their own?”

This whole time George has been sitting in his chair with the table and water at his side on the stage in front of the screen. He doesn’t move or blink during the question, and appears to be giving Tim his rapt attention. After Tim finishes, he looks up for a moment or two in a “pondering” pose, then looks back and slowly says “They died.” He then turns to the other aisle for the final question.

Tim just sort of slowly stood at the mic after that. I couldn’t see his face, but his entire body just sort of slumped. The person in the other aisle just quietly said “I think you answered my question already” and went back to his seat. The theater was pitch quiet, Lucas had turned back to face the center of the theater and took a sip of water, and the professor just sort of slowly walked forward and said “If there are no more questions, lets take our break and start the film in ten minutes.”

[I sadly don't recall who wrote this originally. This copy was from Neil Cicierega's blog.]

That is amazing.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



Escort Shuttle hnnng

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


CelticPredator posted:

He should’ve thrown it at her face.

I was disappointed they didn't go with the "You didn't happen to find a hand with this, did you?" joke.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Darth Uber and Darth Lyft

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


they also never explained what Naboo imported or exported that would be worth blockading

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


The Vader poo poo at the end of Rogue One is terrible and detracts from the movie, but it's necessary because it's the part that audiences actually clap and cheer for.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


They should film a live action version of that Vader comic, it's got plenty of lightsaber murder.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


If Dooku showed up and said "Hi, I'm Sifo-Dyas," how would the Kaminoans know any different?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I think screwing with the minds of nearby Jedi is a normal Sith starter power, not a super special Sith power.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Most droids have probably been memory-wiped so many times they have no idea who made them or who their original owners were.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


or maybe Kylo was simply lying to her about her parents

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Whatever happened to Palpatine's red guards at the end of RotJ? I guess he sent them out of the room when Luke arrived, but surely they didn't go far.

I guess they weren't as dedicated to their boss as Snoke's guards.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


I have to agree that Palpatine is just putting on a show for Anakin, based on three movies where everything he does in the presence of others is an act. Given the immediacy of his recovery, I don't think his force lightning was hurting him at all, beyond removing the non-monster mask.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


That's his real face. The kindly old human was an illusion, like everything else about him.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


We know what the Senate looked like in the prequels. We don't know what it looked like 20 years after that.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Knowing Hamill I can't tell if he means he really milked the puppet or he really milked the scene.

both, I imagine

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Star Wars: It's named Solo because they won't make a sequel

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Palpatine is Anakin's father

Sheev is Luke's grandpappy

Luke is Rey's dad

the will of the force is a snake eating its own rear end, forever

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


are elderly people in Star Wars called oldlings?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



Yoda is Rey's grandpa?

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


a Palpatine clone but with the Y chromosome changed to an X

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Robot Style posted:

Battlefront IV was going to do a dumb what-if storyline too, but at least they bothered to do some redesigns instead of just pallette swapping everyone.

Oh lol Dark Obi Wan looks like a Sith hobo.

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


for 4.05 billion dollars I'd let them betray me, too

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