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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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just saw a server wheeling out two file cabinets full of soup. the other customers are getting restless
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Oct 11, 2017 01:47
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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Look, there's 'recycling', and there's 'serving my table a pitcher of beer in a repurposed fryer oil jug'.
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Oct 11, 2017 01:49
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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I managed to peek into the kitchen and everyone there is just sitting on the ground, trying to chop vegetables with their bare hands(?) right there against the floor!
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Oct 11, 2017 01:54
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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they served me this whole fish still dangling on the hook, because they didn't even have a gosh dang plate to put it on! they didn't even have any kind of drip tray to keep the fish from dripping on the floor!
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Oct 11, 2017 02:00
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Here I am, sitting in the void like an idiot, staring into the abyss with a vacant square on my lap, all because the restaurant ran out of everything.
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Oct 11, 2017 02:15
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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just because you served my salmon to me in a ziploc bag doesn't make it 'sous-vide'
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Oct 11, 2017 02:15
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- Ride The Gravitron
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by FactsAreUseless
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Some people would be offended at their waiter regurgitating their meal into their mouth like a baby bird but I personally enjoy the one on one service i'm getting here.
Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Oct 11, 2017
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Oct 11, 2017 02:36
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- Robot Made of Meat
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The lack of dishes isn't that huge a problem. I mean they DID clean the tablecloth well before dumping my spaghetti all over it. A table would be nice, though.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 11, 2017 03:43
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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i can't imagine what they're paying the janitors at Six Foot Long Soup Spoon Using Academy but it can't be enough.
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Oct 11, 2017 03:50
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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my grandmother served me a hamburger on toast once and when I suggested she was out of buns she cut me with a steak knife and called me a "traitorous servant of that damned kaiser."
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Oct 11, 2017 03:51
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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all the cooks here have third degree burns from fishing pasta out of boiling water with their bare hands.
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Oct 11, 2017 03:53
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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I grew suspicious that they had run out of soup bowls when the waiter came over with the pot of bouillabaisse, dumped it in my lap, and then claimed that it was "deconstructed".
At least you can suck it out of your clothes and get that small bit of enjoyment from it. My waiter was serving minestrone to me by the teaspoonful out of the kitchen sink.
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Oct 11, 2017 05:09
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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Oct 11, 2017 05:21
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- AverySpecialfriend
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by Hand Knit
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I hate this upscale hipster gentrification cafe BULLSHIT like why am I paying $17.50 to eat a single crouton off the floor when I can go around the corner to my favorite hole in the wall and eat a burrito as big as my head off the floor for $4? I'm so sick of it, and not just because I mysteriously contracted listeria.
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Oct 11, 2017 05:44
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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"What even is a salad, anyway?" Gordon Ramsay weeps, nibbling freshly sprouted clover greens directly from a rolling meadow.
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Oct 11, 2017 06:32
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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"No worries!", says Edgar Wallace on the opening night of his Wallace's Family Fish Chippy restaurant, "We'll just use newspaper like they did in the old days back in merry olde England!". Except, to his dismay, it is 2017 and the only viable quantities of newsprint he can find are the back pages of weekly newspapers, with the ads for escorts and strip clubs.
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Oct 11, 2017 07:25
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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Betcha didn't know:
While we're all cringing at the thought of a restaurant running out of dishes, there are plenty of really successful people who relish the opportunity that they perceive such a situation to represent. Indeed, it's not unusual for high-powered and turbocharged stockbrokers and financiers to request a meal at various Wall Street eateries "off the plate" and in their briefcases. It's apparently quite the power move to be making major trades and negotiating deals in meetings as you're chomping down on a steak or pasta dish, right from out of your own briefcase.
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Oct 11, 2017 08:04
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- Macnult
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just saw a server wheeling out two file cabinets full of soup. the other customers are getting restless
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Oct 11, 2017 08:42
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- Kthulhu5000
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by R. Guyovich
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My eggs, browns, and bacon breakfast (and those of other patrons) were served straight off the backs of some middle-aged men in office attire, going around the restaurant on their hands and knees like dogs. Each of these men seemed to relish the experience, rather than seeming embarrassed or traumatized by it, and I couldn't help but wonder who was paying who and for what here.
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Oct 11, 2017 09:10
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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how many years of Ninja Experience do you need to develop the ability to hurl tiny microwavable pizzas like shuriken? asking for a friend
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Oct 11, 2017 10:04
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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as a younger lad i was outraged at gravy, angry that it would go so cold so fast, angry that transporting it from room to room left such opportunity for messes. instead i devised a "boatless gravy tubing system" which was operated by way of a large pressurized attic based gravy storage capsule, with tubes snaking throughout the house, delivering fresh, hot, pure gravy directly to your nozzle of choice.
sanitation was provided for by having the system disgorge superheated orbs of old gravy, hot enough to sterilize the hoses, not intended for human consumption.
then i realized i was an utter fool, and it would be much simpler to pipe something like yogurt through the house instead.
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Oct 11, 2017 10:08
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- Laurenz
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They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
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they need to fire the dishwasher
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Oct 11, 2017 12:15
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- FactsAreUseless
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This is the last time I eat at Lord of the Fries.
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Oct 11, 2017 14:40
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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This was a bad time to try hot pot.
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Oct 11, 2017 14:53
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- Robot Made of Meat
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They just handed me the plum, and dumped perfume all over it.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 11, 2017 15:30
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- vanisher
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server: chef, we have no plates for the fried chicken, and we can't carry it in our hands, it's too hot!
chef: fine, put it on a pizza.
server: and what do we put the pizza on?
chef: what are you, some kind of loving comedian? it's pizzas all the way down
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Oct 11, 2017 16:37
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