Should athletes be microchipped to prevent doping

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

I'm sure the chipped athletes can cry themselves to sleep in their Scrooge McDuck vaults of cash somehow.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 18:04

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:33

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Thoguh posted:

Most Olympic athletes pay their own way for everything and are broke as gently caress.

So they turn to drugs out of poverty reasons? that's sad.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 01:21

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Okay then. Any paid athlete gets to be chipped for the privilege of being paid to run and jump or whatever. If they "find" money but are not officially paid, it's chip town at their face's house or neck or butt or whatever.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 19:10

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

also, athiests should be microchipped to prevent doping

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 01:00

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

reignonyourparade posted:

microchip everyone

no just the atheists and athletes will be fine thank you

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 08:44

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Xand_Man posted:

All this talk about about chipping your athletes and not a single word about getting them spayed or neutered

smh

but how will they rape

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 07:37

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:33

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

They're less likely to rape if you don't pamper them because they can throw a ball good all their lives.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 01:58

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