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As a double arm amputee, don't turn your nose up when I go in for a footshake, that's just rude. |
# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 23:26 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 12:21 |
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"Hi, pleased to meet you" We both reach forward to shake hands but a look of terror washes over my new boss's face and the air becomes treacle as time seems to falter and grind into slow motion: our palms have missed each other. Our hands continue on past our forearms and slot through the gap under our armpits until we lock at the shoulder. Finally, the inertia pulls us to the inevitable when our lips brush each other's and we squash our faces together until our noses are crooked and drool drips from our congealed faces to our shirts. "Well... that was awkward." I say "You're fired." HotSoapyBeard fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Oct 15, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 10:49 |